0ptiMystic CyclePath
@couzens.bsky.social
Not a shaman, not a showman, but I am a shodan blending my way through the current chaos with aikido and a bike.
Every time she lies, Karolyin's cross grows a little larger.
January 16, 2026 at 7:36 AM
Every time she lies, Karolyin's cross grows a little larger.
Two demerits: no riding crop, no jodhpurs
January 16, 2026 at 7:14 AM
Two demerits: no riding crop, no jodhpurs
May all their days include looking over their shoulders.
January 14, 2026 at 7:52 AM
May all their days include looking over their shoulders.
Dial 911 and report an assault in progress by masked thugs. Every day every time.
January 13, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Dial 911 and report an assault in progress by masked thugs. Every day every time.
More BS. If Julius Seizure can even remember what he said yesterday.
January 13, 2026 at 2:28 AM
More BS. If Julius Seizure can even remember what he said yesterday.
Police need to follow ICE-holes, they know where they are staying.
January 13, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Police need to follow ICE-holes, they know where they are staying.
It's also illegal. ICE-holes aren't LEOs. Mpls PD needs to arrest them.
January 13, 2026 at 2:19 AM
It's also illegal. ICE-holes aren't LEOs. Mpls PD needs to arrest them.
Maybe get Mpls PD to stop the ICE-holes
January 13, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Maybe get Mpls PD to stop the ICE-holes
Now we know how Bobby got his brain worm.
January 13, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Now we know how Bobby got his brain worm.
Or law enforcement. Mpls has a police department for that
January 13, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Or law enforcement. Mpls has a police department for that
Pope Bob needs to excommunicate aka JD Vance
January 8, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Pope Bob needs to excommunicate aka JD Vance
Glad my wife and I got ours before the price increased to $80. Just a pretty cactus flower.
January 8, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Glad my wife and I got ours before the price increased to $80. Just a pretty cactus flower.
Matt, how often do we learn a mass murderer first tortured/killed animals? We are at the next stage of Kristi the Plastic Gnome's killing spree.
January 7, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Matt, how often do we learn a mass murderer first tortured/killed animals? We are at the next stage of Kristi the Plastic Gnome's killing spree.
Don't forget his ever changing health lies. Now it's a CT, after claiming for weeks it was a "perfect" MRI. He's dying by the minute.
January 6, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Don't forget his ever changing health lies. Now it's a CT, after claiming for weeks it was a "perfect" MRI. He's dying by the minute.
But he aced his daily cognitive test, so nothing is wrong with his brain! Not like his dad who suffered with Alzheimer's. So don't question his sanity.
January 6, 2026 at 4:41 AM
But he aced his daily cognitive test, so nothing is wrong with his brain! Not like his dad who suffered with Alzheimer's. So don't question his sanity.