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Silent Hill 2 tells a largely symbolic story about what if a guy was really fuckin stupid
November 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Silent Hill 2 tells a largely symbolic story about what if a guy was really fuckin stupid
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Incredible headline.
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Incredible headline.
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I am, as usual, mad at the people looking at this and expressing any real surprise or shock. It should be impossible to exist with any basic awareness in 2025 and not know about this kindof thing by now. People were producing deepfakes of women years ago; you cant be ignorant, only unconcerned.
November 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I am, as usual, mad at the people looking at this and expressing any real surprise or shock. It should be impossible to exist with any basic awareness in 2025 and not know about this kindof thing by now. People were producing deepfakes of women years ago; you cant be ignorant, only unconcerned.
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"Looper" (2012)
A Michigan man named JD Vance was sentenced for threatening to kill JD Vance. www.fox5ny.com/news/michiga...
Michigan man who shares same initials as JD Vance convicted of threatening to kill president, vice president
A Michigan man named JD Vance was sentenced for threatening to kill JD Vance.
www.fox5ny.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
"Looper" (2012)
Adam Sandlam in Punch Drunch Lunch
November 19, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Adam Sandlam in Punch Drunch Lunch
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when I was a kid my dad could have kicked my ass because he was an adult. now I could kick my dad’s ass because he’s old. but there was one day between then and now when we were exactly evenly matched. the father/son convergence
November 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
when I was a kid my dad could have kicked my ass because he was an adult. now I could kick my dad’s ass because he’s old. but there was one day between then and now when we were exactly evenly matched. the father/son convergence
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SON: Mom, the dryer has been broken for months.
DAUGHTER: The toilet has fallen through the floor.
ME: Whenever you guys gang up on me you start speaking in duolingo sample sentences
CPS KNOCKING ON DOOR: Good evening. We hope we didn't interrupt dinner. We are here to help.
DAUGHTER: The toilet has fallen through the floor.
ME: Whenever you guys gang up on me you start speaking in duolingo sample sentences
CPS KNOCKING ON DOOR: Good evening. We hope we didn't interrupt dinner. We are here to help.
November 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
SON: Mom, the dryer has been broken for months.
DAUGHTER: The toilet has fallen through the floor.
ME: Whenever you guys gang up on me you start speaking in duolingo sample sentences
CPS KNOCKING ON DOOR: Good evening. We hope we didn't interrupt dinner. We are here to help.
DAUGHTER: The toilet has fallen through the floor.
ME: Whenever you guys gang up on me you start speaking in duolingo sample sentences
CPS KNOCKING ON DOOR: Good evening. We hope we didn't interrupt dinner. We are here to help.
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Drag king named H.P. LoveShaft
November 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Drag king named H.P. LoveShaft
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as a white liberal with Southern roots, quite frankly, I think other white liberals from the South need to get the fuck over their oddly defensive attitude about what should be pretty blindingly obvious.
I understand why some white liberals from the Deep South want to insist that there isn't something distinct (and bad) about Southern political culture but the problem with this is that we wouldn't even have this idea of "The South" as distinct from the rest of the US if there wasn't a there there
November 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
as a white liberal with Southern roots, quite frankly, I think other white liberals from the South need to get the fuck over their oddly defensive attitude about what should be pretty blindingly obvious.
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“I’ll fight until hell freezes over and then I’ll cut the ice and fight on”
November 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
“I’ll fight until hell freezes over and then I’ll cut the ice and fight on”
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When they crash the economy again I'll be wearing a barrel with suspenders but I'll still be doing the Nelson Muntz Ha-Ha at all the wise business guys
November 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
When they crash the economy again I'll be wearing a barrel with suspenders but I'll still be doing the Nelson Muntz Ha-Ha at all the wise business guys
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Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
dying laughing at this. real human tears in my eyes
November 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
dying laughing at this. real human tears in my eyes
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Finally some good fucking news
British and Australian chemists have discovered a powerful new antibiotic called pre-methylenomycin C lactone, hiding in a well-known soil bacterium. This molecule kills drug-resistant bacteria without triggering resistance. buff.ly/YlXaONo
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Scientists find hidden antibiotic 100x stronger against deadly superbugs
A team of scientists discovered a hidden antibiotic 100 times stronger than existing drugs against deadly superbugs like MRSA. The molecule had been overlooked for decades in a familiar bacterium. It…
buff.ly
November 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Finally some good fucking news
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Yeah, I’m American. Yeah, I’m fat and eat burger.
November 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Yeah, I’m American. Yeah, I’m fat and eat burger.
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it's crazy that also in the background nobody is talking enough about the fact that the united states is clearly making moves to try to rebuild it's military force in latin america and somehow this is even mentioned in those stupid fucking emails
November 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
it's crazy that also in the background nobody is talking enough about the fact that the united states is clearly making moves to try to rebuild it's military force in latin america and somehow this is even mentioned in those stupid fucking emails
the line between mildly funny bit and grand romantic gesture is dangerously thin sometimes
November 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
the line between mildly funny bit and grand romantic gesture is dangerously thin sometimes
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Yes. I think it's also a sign of how status quo propaganda around "good change is inherently painfully slow" has seeped into the wider culture, even among radicals (you are not immune to propaganda, etc).
But it was never true! That was just an excuse used to deny basic demands and shut people up.
But it was never true! That was just an excuse used to deny basic demands and shut people up.
maybe i’m naive but i think it’s kinda doomerism to always be saying this is gonna take decades to undo or you’ll be old or dead when it ends. first it doesn’t matter, plant trees you won’t live to sit in the shade of. second great change is capable of happening very quickly
November 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Yes. I think it's also a sign of how status quo propaganda around "good change is inherently painfully slow" has seeped into the wider culture, even among radicals (you are not immune to propaganda, etc).
But it was never true! That was just an excuse used to deny basic demands and shut people up.
But it was never true! That was just an excuse used to deny basic demands and shut people up.
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[VISOR SCANNING .... COMPLETE]
ANCIENT DEAD CHOZO GUY: we realised too late they were fuckin our pussy's
ANCIENT DEAD CHOZO GUY: we realised too late they were fuckin our pussy's
November 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
[VISOR SCANNING .... COMPLETE]
ANCIENT DEAD CHOZO GUY: we realised too late they were fuckin our pussy's
ANCIENT DEAD CHOZO GUY: we realised too late they were fuckin our pussy's