Astral Glizzy
@cosmic-hotdog.bsky.social
Lead me not into temptation for I know the way just fine, thanks
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you are not owed the affection of your children, but they are owed yours. if this seems unfair to you you are not fit to have kids. they don't get the choice that you do
December 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
you are not owed the affection of your children, but they are owed yours. if this seems unfair to you you are not fit to have kids. they don't get the choice that you do
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I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
December 15, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
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Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Why speed? Why not shapeliness? Length of the tail? Gracefulness of movement? Maybe the fattest sperm is the best? Maybe the vaginal canal, uterus, and fallopian tubes are an obstacle course and what matters is not getting picked off by the partner's immune system?
have i ever mentioned on illconceivedpodcast.com how insane natalists are
December 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Why speed? Why not shapeliness? Length of the tail? Gracefulness of movement? Maybe the fattest sperm is the best? Maybe the vaginal canal, uterus, and fallopian tubes are an obstacle course and what matters is not getting picked off by the partner's immune system?
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me when an ai tool offers to "help"
December 12, 2025 at 4:56 AM
me when an ai tool offers to "help"
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They should invent a city that doesn't spend 60% of its budget on cops
December 12, 2025 at 4:55 AM
They should invent a city that doesn't spend 60% of its budget on cops
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We've made it very easy to cut out the messy, time-consuming stuff that actually builds real relationships.
But "inconvenience is the cost of community," and if you want a village, it takes choosing people over convenience.
More insight from a scholar who studies belonging:
But "inconvenience is the cost of community," and if you want a village, it takes choosing people over convenience.
More insight from a scholar who studies belonging:
The price of belonging is inconvenience. Are we still willing to pay it?
Every time we choose people over convenience, we invest in community. The real question in our homes, workplaces and democracies is whether we are willing to pay that price.
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December 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
We've made it very easy to cut out the messy, time-consuming stuff that actually builds real relationships.
But "inconvenience is the cost of community," and if you want a village, it takes choosing people over convenience.
More insight from a scholar who studies belonging:
But "inconvenience is the cost of community," and if you want a village, it takes choosing people over convenience.
More insight from a scholar who studies belonging:
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with Gillette featuring Copilot, we’re gonna slice up your face so bad. it’s gonna suck for you. the razor is broke because we fucked with it. the AI made it into more of a trap than anything else. this is the only razor you can buy now.
December 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
with Gillette featuring Copilot, we’re gonna slice up your face so bad. it’s gonna suck for you. the razor is broke because we fucked with it. the AI made it into more of a trap than anything else. this is the only razor you can buy now.
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we're going to win, they know it, and they shudder every day about it
NEWS: Trump officials are worried the ICC may try to prosecute them for war crimes once Trump's term ends, and are threatening sanctions against the ICC to change its founding document to grant them immunity. (via Reuters / link in reply)
December 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
we're going to win, they know it, and they shudder every day about it
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One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
The quality of the Pluribus #discourse ™ would improve greatly if more people candy flipped at least once in their life
Truly incredible the amount of posters on the Pluribus subreddit that have never done acid
December 6, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The quality of the Pluribus #discourse ™ would improve greatly if more people candy flipped at least once in their life
Truly incredible the amount of posters on the Pluribus subreddit that have never done acid
December 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Truly incredible the amount of posters on the Pluribus subreddit that have never done acid
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Timely: Did Americans vote in 2024 for major changes to vaccine policy? No.
Only 3% picked vaccines as a top 3 issue in the election.
Our just-published research letter in @jamahealthforum.com
jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...
Only 3% picked vaccines as a top 3 issue in the election.
Our just-published research letter in @jamahealthforum.com
jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...
December 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Timely: Did Americans vote in 2024 for major changes to vaccine policy? No.
Only 3% picked vaccines as a top 3 issue in the election.
Our just-published research letter in @jamahealthforum.com
jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...
Only 3% picked vaccines as a top 3 issue in the election.
Our just-published research letter in @jamahealthforum.com
jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...
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The US is close to an institutional collapse across multiple public health agencies. Trump/RFK have purged anyone with expertise, many have fled and they’ve been replaced w functionaries who are either incompetent or malicious. I don’t think many understand how close to the edge we are right now.
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ALT: a night time view of a city with a few buildings lit up
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December 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The US is close to an institutional collapse across multiple public health agencies. Trump/RFK have purged anyone with expertise, many have fled and they’ve been replaced w functionaries who are either incompetent or malicious. I don’t think many understand how close to the edge we are right now.
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I simply do not care anymore. I want revenge lol.
December 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I simply do not care anymore. I want revenge lol.
I choose to believe that Pantone is trolling with its color of the year selection.
December 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I choose to believe that Pantone is trolling with its color of the year selection.
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for generations scholars have debated which gender goes to college to get more knowledge, and which goes to Jupiter to get more stupider. in this essay i will...
December 4, 2025 at 5:45 AM
for generations scholars have debated which gender goes to college to get more knowledge, and which goes to Jupiter to get more stupider. in this essay i will...
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I have some bad news about your most recent Black Friday purchase, the AI Pervert Toilet.
NEW: Your "end-to-end encrypted" poop pictures taken by this $599 (+ subscription) smart toilet camera are actually not end-to-end encrypted.
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techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/e...
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techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/e...
‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted | TechCrunch
Kohler, the makers of a smart toilet camera, can access customers' data stored on its servers, and can use customers’ bowl pictures to train AI.
techcrunch.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I have some bad news about your most recent Black Friday purchase, the AI Pervert Toilet.
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Filing a class action lawsuit against Nuzzi for publishing the pet names RFK called her in bed, if I wanted to know that shit I’d just throw a Chevy Chevelle down the Grand Canyon
December 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Filing a class action lawsuit against Nuzzi for publishing the pet names RFK called her in bed, if I wanted to know that shit I’d just throw a Chevy Chevelle down the Grand Canyon
Is there an English speaking nation anywhere in the world whose politics isn't insane right now? The US doing war crimes during peace time (amongst all the other horrors™). The UK proposing to dramatically limit jury trials. Australia banning teens from social media.
December 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Is there an English speaking nation anywhere in the world whose politics isn't insane right now? The US doing war crimes during peace time (amongst all the other horrors™). The UK proposing to dramatically limit jury trials. Australia banning teens from social media.
Let him keep fiddling with the floor plan. Two hundred rounds of revisions. Let the blueprints still be in draft when he inevitably kicks the bucket or is impeached or otherwise leaves office the ways most autocrats do.
Nightmare-client’s renovation makes Page One:
@nytimes.com @lukebroadwater.bsky.social
@nytimes.com @lukebroadwater.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Let him keep fiddling with the floor plan. Two hundred rounds of revisions. Let the blueprints still be in draft when he inevitably kicks the bucket or is impeached or otherwise leaves office the ways most autocrats do.
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We wanted to understand why so many young liberal New Yorkers love Zohran Mamdani. So we talked to three reactionary Free Press contributors at a yoga studio in Los Angeles.
December 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
We wanted to understand why so many young liberal New Yorkers love Zohran Mamdani. So we talked to three reactionary Free Press contributors at a yoga studio in Los Angeles.
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Do it, Trump. Reopen Action Park.
May 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Do it, Trump. Reopen Action Park.