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my Erdős–Bacon number is 6; other famous Erdős–Bacon 6ers include:
* Stephen Hawking
* Richard Feynman
* Carl Sagan
* Noam Chomsky
* Colin Firth

i mostly play pinball
Pinned
Get out of scolding free card for anyone if they want it
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The Pinball Primer (which includes 760 pinball strategy guides) is back online.

The footer of each page now links to a page protesting the IFPA's refusal to enforce its inclusion policy, and their victim-blaming and silencing of trans players.

pinballprimer.github.io
The Pinball Primer
Main landing page for The Pinball Primer, a website for pinball rules of all eras
pinballprimer.github.io
November 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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I gave the IFPA my view of the trans-exclusionary OBX pinball tournament. I reject the notion that it's the responsibility of trans people to compromise with transphobia, and also reject that it's just a "women's issue".

arborelia.net/ifpa-obx.html
ifpa-obx
obsidian - ifpa-obx
arborelia.net
November 10, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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Did you know? NIN stands for "Not In Network".

Their gritty, industrial sound is meant to evoke the unsettling discomfort of contemplating "when & where might I get tragically injured in the upcoming year?" during open enrollment season.
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Hungry people don't stay hungry for long
They get hope from fire and smoke as they reach for tha dawn
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(Violence in all hands, Embrace it if need be)
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A fire in tha master's house is set
A fire in tha master's house is set
A fire in tha master's house is set
A fire in tha master's house is set
New Millennium Homes
YouTube video by Rage Against the Machine - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Proud to share the full Big Trouble in Little China pinball playfield I drew the artwork for. I think this is the eighth playfield I've designed. The game was designed by Kyle Smet and debuted at Expo
#pinball #pinballmachine #pinballlife #pinballmachines #bigtroubleinlittlechina
November 6, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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UW published a detailed report about where and how flock cameras are being used and abused by the feds and the reaction has been swift. also where the cameras are being accessed says a whole lot! jsis.washington.edu/humanrights/...
November 6, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias
August 12, 2023 at 6:04 PM
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This map is highly misleading. In the American electoral system, votes don't influence policy.
November 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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The 1977 Coleco Telstar Arcade answered the question, "What if a game console looked like a Wild West take on the TARDIS console?"
November 3, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Perfect score, we fucken did it everybody
October 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
love this original vpin <3
Oh boy, the 2000’s have come flooding back to me after installing the MF DOOM virtual pinball table! So good! #ALLCAPS
October 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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if lowtax's ex-wife is saying you remind her of fucking lowtax maybe you should stop posting
October 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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I’ve been on Internet forums since 1998 or so and this is the most devastating post I have ever read.
I was married to the guy and I read her post and had some weird body memory reaction and was like, did he possess her? Why are we repeating history?
October 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Last night I published a mega-blog all about how I built my first life-size virtual pinball machine as a total n00b! It's a big bugger so put the kettle on and give it a read: blog.jam-factory.com/making-a-vir... #vpin #virtualpinball
Behind the scenes - Making a virtual pinball table (Part 1)
I drastically underestimated just how deep this rabbit hole goes. Three weeks ago my knowledge of virtual pinball was just 'Pinball FX 3' on the Nintendo Switch - a great game that lets you run the Sw...
blog.jam-factory.com
September 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale answers the burning questions all Downtonheads have had lingering in their minds for a while now:

Does Mr Carson make Miss Hughes bust on the regular?

No spoilers here folks but you won’t be disappointed.
September 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Pinball used to be so big you could advertise it with two ladies in their dorm room doing nothing and looking bored and people would still play
September 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Etsy witches surge pricing is gonna be insane
September 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I’ve never wished harm on anyone, primarily because wishing is like manifesting and is a kind of magic only ladies can wield unfortunately.
September 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Seven hours of “red zone” football starts now 😮‍💨
a man in a suit and bow tie is saying " i wish there was a way to know you 're in the good old days "
ALT: a man in a suit and bow tie is saying " i wish there was a way to know you 're in the good old days "
media.tenor.com
September 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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oh this is ominous. Not even the Cheap MIDI Jukebox is entirely safe from YouTube's algorithms. They can detect melodies.

It's not affecting my videos now, but the copyright bots are informing me that they have noticed me
August 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Mortal Kocktail in Edinburgh
I could tell ya where, it is, but I'd need to kill ya
August 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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A little boy ran through the door of the museum yesterday with their mother chasing after them. She apologetically said they were walking by, he saw the games and just bolted in. She added on “He’s autistic”. I smiled, assured her it was fine and said “This is pinball. We’re familiar with Autism”.
August 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM