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I'm a purist who believes posts are meant to be ephemeral and "pinning" them is sacrilegious, like forcing the wind to stay in a shoebox
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Friendly reminder that dishwashers made after 1995 or so are so water and energy efficient that even if you ran them twice fully loaded it would still use less water than handwashing the same load.
So many "green" things feel like sacrifices. Dishwashers are not one of them.
So many "green" things feel like sacrifices. Dishwashers are not one of them.
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Friendly reminder that dishwashers made after 1995 or so are so water and energy efficient that even if you ran them twice fully loaded it would still use less water than handwashing the same load.
So many "green" things feel like sacrifices. Dishwashers are not one of them.
So many "green" things feel like sacrifices. Dishwashers are not one of them.
Oh this was fun
Here for PREDATOR: MORE PREDATORS or whatever, which I've somehow not even seen a trailer for but you internet people seem to like it
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Oh this was fun
Eventually we'll watch our last ad for AI, it will vanish like Olestra and bacon flavoring
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Eventually we'll watch our last ad for AI, it will vanish like Olestra and bacon flavoring
Here for PREDATOR: MORE PREDATORS or whatever, which I've somehow not even seen a trailer for but you internet people seem to like it
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Here for PREDATOR: MORE PREDATORS or whatever, which I've somehow not even seen a trailer for but you internet people seem to like it
If you'd told me that on deciding between a Predator movie and a new Lynne Ramsay movie, I'd pick the predator, I'd call you a liar, but maybe you should've made yours in 3-D, Lynne
November 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
If you'd told me that on deciding between a Predator movie and a new Lynne Ramsay movie, I'd pick the predator, I'd call you a liar, but maybe you should've made yours in 3-D, Lynne
More like Shoo-mer, amirite
November 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
More like Shoo-mer, amirite
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This Saturday night! Come see my favorite David Lynch movie on the big screen as Smash Cut Cinema presents LOST HIGHWAY at Classic Cinemas Elk Grove! 10 pm start time, intro by me, vintage pre-show! I’m at your house right now! classiccinemas.com/f/lost-highw...
Lost Highway
A tormented jazz musician finds himself lost in an enigmatic story involving murder, surveillance, g...
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November 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
This Saturday night! Come see my favorite David Lynch movie on the big screen as Smash Cut Cinema presents LOST HIGHWAY at Classic Cinemas Elk Grove! 10 pm start time, intro by me, vintage pre-show! I’m at your house right now! classiccinemas.com/f/lost-highw...
This Death by Lightning show is very much throwing me off when I don't see the context, but maybe Jim Davis started getting ambitious and i missed it
We are watching a show about him now and are pretty sure Trump would have had Garfield thrown in jail for his beliefs on equal rights for the former slaves!!
November 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
This Death by Lightning show is very much throwing me off when I don't see the context, but maybe Jim Davis started getting ambitious and i missed it
3 different (non-consecutive) AIR BUD movies and Crispin Glover's WHAT IS IT?, truly a man of the people
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
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November 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
3 different (non-consecutive) AIR BUD movies and Crispin Glover's WHAT IS IT?, truly a man of the people
If there's going to be James Bond continuity then I demand to learn the connection between the two allegedly different characters played by Joe Don Baker
November 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
If there's going to be James Bond continuity then I demand to learn the connection between the two allegedly different characters played by Joe Don Baker
I don't understand how the Bond people can't just have Sexy McWhiteguy look at the camera and say "This never happened to the other fella" and move on
November 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I don't understand how the Bond people can't just have Sexy McWhiteguy look at the camera and say "This never happened to the other fella" and move on
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This is one of the things I hate most about modern capitalism. The idea of making money has been fully peeled away from delivering any kind of goods or services that people would want to pay money for.
What a thrill to be part of @talkingpointsmemo.com's series about the past 25 years of digital media! I wrote about why private equity goons destroyed Deadspin and why it matters.
There Are No Weird Blogs Anymore Cause It’s More Fruitful to Drive Them Out of Business
I learned many surprising lessons from my 20 months as editor-in-chief of...
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November 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
This is one of the things I hate most about modern capitalism. The idea of making money has been fully peeled away from delivering any kind of goods or services that people would want to pay money for.
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November 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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For years, advertising has been how Stereogum made money to pay its writers. While we made progress moving away from that model, Google AI search has decimated the business almost overnight. Today we relaunch with a greater focus on subscription. We’d love your support: stereogum.com/2478838/ster...
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
For years, advertising has been how Stereogum made money to pay its writers. While we made progress moving away from that model, Google AI search has decimated the business almost overnight. Today we relaunch with a greater focus on subscription. We’d love your support: stereogum.com/2478838/ster...
James Bond needs to have very precise continuity, we need to get a full follow-up on David Niven
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
James Bond needs to have very precise continuity, we need to get a full follow-up on David Niven
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Today on Patreon: Grab your glitter paint and cue K$sha's "Blow" because we are discussing Tina Romero's debut feature, #QueensoftheDead (2025).
This gay bar vs zombies film has a great queer cast and a few fun performances, but unfortunately that's where it stops working for us.
This gay bar vs zombies film has a great queer cast and a few fun performances, but unfortunately that's where it stops working for us.
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November 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Today on Patreon: Grab your glitter paint and cue K$sha's "Blow" because we are discussing Tina Romero's debut feature, #QueensoftheDead (2025).
This gay bar vs zombies film has a great queer cast and a few fun performances, but unfortunately that's where it stops working for us.
This gay bar vs zombies film has a great queer cast and a few fun performances, but unfortunately that's where it stops working for us.
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God bless the beautiful and brilliant Miss Sally Kirkland.
Such a beloved friend and confidant; she came to so many of our live shows in LA; even to my kid’s 3rd birthday party. And oh the stories she had.
Thank you, Sally, for making life and art more beautiful.
Such a beloved friend and confidant; she came to so many of our live shows in LA; even to my kid’s 3rd birthday party. And oh the stories she had.
Thank you, Sally, for making life and art more beautiful.
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
God bless the beautiful and brilliant Miss Sally Kirkland.
Such a beloved friend and confidant; she came to so many of our live shows in LA; even to my kid’s 3rd birthday party. And oh the stories she had.
Thank you, Sally, for making life and art more beautiful.
Such a beloved friend and confidant; she came to so many of our live shows in LA; even to my kid’s 3rd birthday party. And oh the stories she had.
Thank you, Sally, for making life and art more beautiful.
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Bits #BD Review – Dennis takes a look at the 1975 #comedy #drama RAFFERTY AND THE GOLD DUST TWINS, available on #Bluray from the Warner Archive Collection. @billhuntbits.bsky.social thedigitalbits.com/reviews/item...
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Bits #BD Review – Dennis takes a look at the 1975 #comedy #drama RAFFERTY AND THE GOLD DUST TWINS, available on #Bluray from the Warner Archive Collection. @billhuntbits.bsky.social thedigitalbits.com/reviews/item...
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Oh look what has been officially announced!
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Oh look what has been officially announced!
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RIP legendary Japanese actor Tatsuya Nakadai. Star of Kurosawa's Kagemusha, Ran, many other classics. He was 92. news.yahoo.co.jp/pickup/6558551
俳優・仲代達矢さん死去 92歳 - Yahoo!ニュース
映画「人間の条件」や黒沢明監督の「影武者」などに主演し、主宰する「無名塾」で後進を育てた俳優で文化勲章受章者の仲代達矢（なかだい・たつや、本名元久＝もとひさ）さんが死去したことが11日、分かった。9
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November 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
RIP legendary Japanese actor Tatsuya Nakadai. Star of Kurosawa's Kagemusha, Ran, many other classics. He was 92. news.yahoo.co.jp/pickup/6558551
Y'know, sure. Yes. Go with the crazy primate DC history, that's the good stuff. Delve into weird DC with abandon. We've done 584 variations on Batman, give me a Brother Power/Jonni Thunder mystery of the week show
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Y'know, sure. Yes. Go with the crazy primate DC history, that's the good stuff. Delve into weird DC with abandon. We've done 584 variations on Batman, give me a Brother Power/Jonni Thunder mystery of the week show
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As long as @stereogum.com is around, we have a music site that isn't run by private equity, isn't owned by a billionaire, isn't overrun with slop, isn't susceptible to pop-star over-flattery, isn't partnering with U.S. army, and isn't afraid to let me go long on Fiery Furnaces. We can't lose that.
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
As long as @stereogum.com is around, we have a music site that isn't run by private equity, isn't owned by a billionaire, isn't overrun with slop, isn't susceptible to pop-star over-flattery, isn't partnering with U.S. army, and isn't afraid to let me go long on Fiery Furnaces. We can't lose that.
Biggest issue with this movie is that it spends too much time with the boring producer characters, not enough with the rock sluts (complimentary). Jon-Mikl Thor would never
Tonight on "it's wild that this is on blu-ray" theater
November 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Biggest issue with this movie is that it spends too much time with the boring producer characters, not enough with the rock sluts (complimentary). Jon-Mikl Thor would never
Rude
Every gay relationship has the bf who posts online constantly and the bf who hardly ever posts
November 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Rude
yeah tim, I just take an edible, not torpedo my party, maybe next time
Tim Kaine on backlash he's getting: "I got the first good night's sleep last night that I've gotten since Oct 1, b/c I wasn't worried about being able to look Capitol Police in the eye when I walked in, or what a furloughed fed worker would say to me at church, or what somebody would say about SNAP"
November 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
yeah tim, I just take an edible, not torpedo my party, maybe next time