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There's not enough rope to tie me down. There's not enough tape to shut this mouth. She/her.

Boycott amazon.
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just learned we won an award for our blog post about Tom Holland and stormwater management.

remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
What Tom Holland’s historic lip-sync showcase taught us about stormwater management
Grab your umbrella and your tights.
neorsd.medium.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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This is Goose. His stick didn't fit through the door at first. But Goose believed in himself, and more importantly, so did his doorman. 13/10 (TT: bigstickgoose)
November 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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This is the greatest story ever told:

A person in Hamilton, ON stole a city bus and then proceeded to make the stops along the way, allowing passengers to board and exit freely. The person actually refusing someone looking to board with an expired pass. 🔥🔥
hamiltonpolice.on.ca/news/police-...
Police Arrest Man After HSR Bus Joy Ride
On Tuesday, November 11, 2025, at approximately 9:00 p.m., a Hamilton Street Railway (HSR) bus driver pulled into the McNab Bus Terminal and exited the vehicle for a short break.During this time, an a...
hamiltonpolice.on.ca
November 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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i finally see that jeffery epstein did kill himself, he was getting too many emails.
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Way to go, guys.
November 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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The turd of #Cleveland. Fuck this guy.
November 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Today is a great day to remind people that you don't have to say nice things about people when they die.
November 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Fuck the Dodgers.
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I hate this so much.
November 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Son of a bitch.
November 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Ernie Clement breaking the record for most hits in a postseason is breaking my brain.
November 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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World Series baseball sliding into your timeline like
November 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
You're seriously issuing warnings to both teams in game 7 of the World Series?!? Give me a fucking break.
November 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Blue Jays, I'd be fine if you want to just keep hitting homers.
October 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Look at this gem I bought today. Is it rude if i read it before i give it to my dad for christmas? @vinceguerrieri.com
October 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
VLADDY!!!!
October 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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GO WOKE AND BECOME A WORLD SERIES LEGEND
Will Klein in a "Rapinoe/Kaepernick 2020" shirt
October 28, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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My broken brain just imagined Klein going up to Treinen and being like, “have you tried being woke?”
Will Klein in a "Rapinoe/Kaepernick 2020" shirt
October 28, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.
October 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Mamdani is already getting the criminals out of NYC!
October 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM