Emily
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this is the part where he steps over our dead bodies for an across the aisle red vote btw
January 16, 2026 at 4:14 AM
this is the part where he steps over our dead bodies for an across the aisle red vote btw
If only they had done this at the first round table, and then maybe Donna doesn’t put Rob C. on the short list to frame Michael and we’re all happier 😭 #TheTraitorsUS
January 16, 2026 at 3:52 AM
If only they had done this at the first round table, and then maybe Donna doesn’t put Rob C. on the short list to frame Michael and we’re all happier 😭 #TheTraitorsUS
Well, at least good things still happen! #TheTraitorsUS
God dammit this boot order blowwwwwws #TheTraitorsUS (the traitors were not wrong to do it though)
January 16, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Well, at least good things still happen! #TheTraitorsUS
LMAOOO NOT ROB R POINTING OUT THE COMMISERATING MISTAKE #TheTraitorsUS
“No one would be better than holding a secret than you” oh not too much there Michael. I don’t fuck with Colton but we don’t need some Varner ass shit (also what does he think commiserating means?) #TheTraitorsUS
January 16, 2026 at 3:42 AM
LMAOOO NOT ROB R POINTING OUT THE COMMISERATING MISTAKE #TheTraitorsUS
“No one would be better than holding a secret than you” oh not too much there Michael. I don’t fuck with Colton but we don’t need some Varner ass shit (also what does he think commiserating means?) #TheTraitorsUS
January 16, 2026 at 3:41 AM
“No one would be better than holding a secret than you” oh not too much there Michael. I don’t fuck with Colton but we don’t need some Varner ass shit (also what does he think commiserating means?) #TheTraitorsUS
I may regret going to see the Giants in LA for my birthday, but at least I’m getting the tickets for free!
dodgers are dropping $60M/year + taxes for a player they don't at all need. Giants are refusing to spend more than $11M/year for a starting pitcher they desperately need. hard to even be mad when LA invariably runs circles around SF
January 16, 2026 at 3:40 AM
I may regret going to see the Giants in LA for my birthday, but at least I’m getting the tickets for free!
“I wanna be responsible for sending Michael Rappaport home” would go hard if it was from anyone besides Colton #TheTraitorsUS
January 16, 2026 at 3:36 AM
“I wanna be responsible for sending Michael Rappaport home” would go hard if it was from anyone besides Colton #TheTraitorsUS
God dammit this boot order blowwwwwws #TheTraitorsUS (the traitors were not wrong to do it though)
January 16, 2026 at 3:05 AM
God dammit this boot order blowwwwwws #TheTraitorsUS (the traitors were not wrong to do it though)
The expression is “egg on your face,” Colton, not pie. #TheTraitorsUS
January 16, 2026 at 3:00 AM
The expression is “egg on your face,” Colton, not pie. #TheTraitorsUS
Unless people are like “well the only way to be certain someone’s a faithful is if they’re a traitor,” it could look really good for Candiace to have defended someone who wound up being a faithful #TheTraitorsUS
January 16, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Unless people are like “well the only way to be certain someone’s a faithful is if they’re a traitor,” it could look really good for Candiace to have defended someone who wound up being a faithful #TheTraitorsUS
It is an interesting thing about #TheTraitorsUS that the competition reality people are mostly normal with regular jobs. There’s a real difference in motivation between the wealthier Bravolebs or actual famous people
January 16, 2026 at 2:44 AM
It is an interesting thing about #TheTraitorsUS that the competition reality people are mostly normal with regular jobs. There’s a real difference in motivation between the wealthier Bravolebs or actual famous people
All this arguing at the round table and not one of these people are right #TheTraitorsUS
January 16, 2026 at 2:42 AM
All this arguing at the round table and not one of these people are right #TheTraitorsUS
I don’t know that “as a gamer, I wouldn’t go for a gamer, but this gamer would” is the *best* argument #TheTraitorsUS
January 16, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I don’t know that “as a gamer, I wouldn’t go for a gamer, but this gamer would” is the *best* argument #TheTraitorsUS
I feel like there could have been a more cinematic way to take the shield from someone said shouting their name #TheTraitorsUS
January 16, 2026 at 2:19 AM
I feel like there could have been a more cinematic way to take the shield from someone said shouting their name #TheTraitorsUS
This is a pet peeve of mine, so I’d like everyone to note that Lisa’s jacket is cheetah print, Alan’s ensemble is leopard print #TheTraitorsUS
January 16, 2026 at 2:08 AM
This is a pet peeve of mine, so I’d like everyone to note that Lisa’s jacket is cheetah print, Alan’s ensemble is leopard print #TheTraitorsUS
Ooh Monet was sneaky with the leading question about the gold mask, but Lisa skirts past it. #TheTraitorsUS
January 16, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Ooh Monet was sneaky with the leading question about the gold mask, but Lisa skirts past it. #TheTraitorsUS
I forgot how good Wet Leg is
January 13, 2026 at 6:29 PM
I forgot how good Wet Leg is
Not to be square (I'm so square though) but I think it's quite bad that cigarettes seem to be coming back into fashion!!
January 12, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Not to be square (I'm so square though) but I think it's quite bad that cigarettes seem to be coming back into fashion!!
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new york city is Real America. los angeles is Real America. chicago is Real America. minneapolis is Real America. seattle, portland, detroit etc etc. sick of this framing that it's otherwise. shut the fuck up
January 12, 2026 at 6:12 PM
new york city is Real America. los angeles is Real America. chicago is Real America. minneapolis is Real America. seattle, portland, detroit etc etc. sick of this framing that it's otherwise. shut the fuck up
Doing squats while watching a Connor Storrie interview this is normal I am normal
January 12, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Doing squats while watching a Connor Storrie interview this is normal I am normal
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ICE's funding is up at the end of January. CALL YOUR CONGRESSPEOPLE and demand they defund ICE. Democrats, Republicans, all of them.
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January 12, 2026 at 4:29 AM
ICE's funding is up at the end of January. CALL YOUR CONGRESSPEOPLE and demand they defund ICE. Democrats, Republicans, all of them.
thehill.com/homenews/sen...
thehill.com/homenews/sen...
Aw man, Nikki got me with that Spinal Tap tribute #GoldenGlobes
January 12, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Aw man, Nikki got me with that Spinal Tap tribute #GoldenGlobes
This is how I learned Spielberg produced Hamnet #GoldenGlobes
January 12, 2026 at 4:16 AM
This is how I learned Spielberg produced Hamnet #GoldenGlobes
I started to wonder if all the Ocean’s 11 guys were gonna come out and then I remembered they’re not all still with us and got sad #GoldenGlobes
January 12, 2026 at 4:14 AM
I started to wonder if all the Ocean’s 11 guys were gonna come out and then I remembered they’re not all still with us and got sad #GoldenGlobes