Emily
@emla.bsky.social
My punishment for still having Facebook (for my Buy Nothing group!) is it suggesting I write "Here's to another incredible year of life!" for the birthday of a college friend who died two years ago.
November 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
My punishment for still having Facebook (for my Buy Nothing group!) is it suggesting I write "Here's to another incredible year of life!" for the birthday of a college friend who died two years ago.
Will not be seeing Hayley Williams on my birthday, but I will be seeing her the day after! And this sets me up to go to the Giants/Dodgers on my actual birthday (though of course I'm tempting fate with misery on that one)
November 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Will not be seeing Hayley Williams on my birthday, but I will be seeing her the day after! And this sets me up to go to the Giants/Dodgers on my actual birthday (though of course I'm tempting fate with misery on that one)
Gen Z’s propensity for FaceTiming in public without headphones must be stopped. You are in line at the pharmacy! We can’t be doing this!
November 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Gen Z’s propensity for FaceTiming in public without headphones must be stopped. You are in line at the pharmacy! We can’t be doing this!
Hayley Williams leaked tour dates have her in LA on my birthday omg. And my favorite Paramore album came out on my birthday. Clearly I’m special.
November 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Hayley Williams leaked tour dates have her in LA on my birthday omg. And my favorite Paramore album came out on my birthday. Clearly I’m special.
Hayley Williams with 4 Grammy nominations, I know that's right.
November 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Hayley Williams with 4 Grammy nominations, I know that's right.
I had jury duty with four days of jury selection and was two seats away from being an alternate, but the most important thing that happened is my group of jury duty friends took a young French man to the Cheesecake Factory for the first time.
November 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I had jury duty with four days of jury selection and was two seats away from being an alternate, but the most important thing that happened is my group of jury duty friends took a young French man to the Cheesecake Factory for the first time.
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
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genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
Also every millennial should know that William Daniels (Mr. Feeny) has a long and storied career that I’m sure makes older people groan to hear us reduce him to Boy Meets World
I think everybody has a “Wallace Shawn from Young Sheldon” — my first one would probably be “Vincent Price, the guy who did the voice of Ratigan in The Great Mouse Detective”
November 3, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Also every millennial should know that William Daniels (Mr. Feeny) has a long and storied career that I’m sure makes older people groan to hear us reduce him to Boy Meets World
John Slattery, the girlfriend’s dad in short-lived WB series Jack & Bobby
I think everybody has a “Wallace Shawn from Young Sheldon” — my first one would probably be “Vincent Price, the guy who did the voice of Ratigan in The Great Mouse Detective”
November 3, 2025 at 5:47 AM
John Slattery, the girlfriend’s dad in short-lived WB series Jack & Bobby
Oh also had a very harrowing drive home from Orange County where the (presumably) drunkest driver I’ve ever seen in real life weaved between lanes and even hit the median wall but still kept going and weaving and everyone did their best to stay behind that car until it was safe to pass.
November 2, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Oh also had a very harrowing drive home from Orange County where the (presumably) drunkest driver I’ve ever seen in real life weaved between lanes and even hit the median wall but still kept going and weaving and everyone did their best to stay behind that car until it was safe to pass.
I love living in LA until I have to tap through everyone’s Instagram stories about the Dodgers
November 2, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I love living in LA until I have to tap through everyone’s Instagram stories about the Dodgers
Well it’s still not three in five
November 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Well it’s still not three in five
This is a crazy game to watch via game day at a Halloween party
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
This is a crazy game to watch via game day at a Halloween party
I cannot believe this. Fuck it, let’s do 20 innings.
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I cannot believe this. Fuck it, let’s do 20 innings.
Why don’t the Blue Jays know how to run the bases?
November 2, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Why don’t the Blue Jays know how to run the bases?
Realized too late that the ballerina clown from the Venice CVS would be a great costume.
November 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Realized too late that the ballerina clown from the Venice CVS would be a great costume.
Idk I think they should put in Treinen, see what happens.
November 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Idk I think they should put in Treinen, see what happens.
Spending Halloween at jury duty because nothing’s spoOooOkier than the US justice system
October 31, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Spending Halloween at jury duty because nothing’s spoOooOkier than the US justice system
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If you see someone stealing food - no you didn't.
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
www.foxla.com
October 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
If you see someone stealing food - no you didn't.
Past couple days have been the kind of weather that gets MUNA's "Home by Now" stuck in your head.
October 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Past couple days have been the kind of weather that gets MUNA's "Home by Now" stuck in your head.
As a Giants fan, I hate everything Treinen stands for. But I just can’t get enough of his pitching!
October 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
As a Giants fan, I hate everything Treinen stands for. But I just can’t get enough of his pitching!
The aunt stuff made me remember one of my favorite anecdotes: When I visited my baby nephew, my niece (then age 3) asked if I was her dad's brother. Clearly had concluded "oh the younger one is a brother, older ones are sisters"
October 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The aunt stuff made me remember one of my favorite anecdotes: When I visited my baby nephew, my niece (then age 3) asked if I was her dad's brother. Clearly had concluded "oh the younger one is a brother, older ones are sisters"