Conure Keeper
@conure-keeper.bsky.social
Interests: GCCs, fiber, romantasy, jigsaw puzzles, reproductive rights
Descriptors: CNBC, dog mom, CPA, barefoot, introvert, she/her
Descriptors: CNBC, dog mom, CPA, barefoot, introvert, she/her
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Mexicans will set up in comfortable lawn furniture on the other side of the border fence, slowly eating avocados and strawberries and loudly remarking how delicious they are.
Biggest open question to me right now is Mexico's response. Canadians have already laid out detailed retaliatory tariffs, and while the Chinese haven't we generally know how they retaliate to tariffs from the first trade war (they nuke farmers). Mexico has a plan but has been secretive about it.
March 4, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Mexicans will set up in comfortable lawn furniture on the other side of the border fence, slowly eating avocados and strawberries and loudly remarking how delicious they are.
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🚨FEDERAL EMPLOYEES🚨
For those who are considering ending your life -for any reason at all- please do not do it. The financial gain for your family, if any, is not what fam needs, m’friends. They need YOU. We do, too! Please keep the hope alive even if it’s tiny… it’s there! Stay with us, friends. ❤️🐮
For those who are considering ending your life -for any reason at all- please do not do it. The financial gain for your family, if any, is not what fam needs, m’friends. They need YOU. We do, too! Please keep the hope alive even if it’s tiny… it’s there! Stay with us, friends. ❤️🐮
March 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
🚨FEDERAL EMPLOYEES🚨
For those who are considering ending your life -for any reason at all- please do not do it. The financial gain for your family, if any, is not what fam needs, m’friends. They need YOU. We do, too! Please keep the hope alive even if it’s tiny… it’s there! Stay with us, friends. ❤️🐮
For those who are considering ending your life -for any reason at all- please do not do it. The financial gain for your family, if any, is not what fam needs, m’friends. They need YOU. We do, too! Please keep the hope alive even if it’s tiny… it’s there! Stay with us, friends. ❤️🐮
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Swift parrot dad feeding his kids - when they get about three weeks old the chicks can walk to the entrance of their nest and poke their heads out to beg for food when they hear their parents. This is the age when they're easiest to find because they're so loud!🦜
March 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Swift parrot dad feeding his kids - when they get about three weeks old the chicks can walk to the entrance of their nest and poke their heads out to beg for food when they hear their parents. This is the age when they're easiest to find because they're so loud!🦜
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Beware the orange faced beast! 😳😱
BnF Français 958; Frère Laurent d'Orléans, Le Livre des vices et des vertus ou Somme le Roi; 1464; France (Bretagne); f.6v @gallicabnf.bsky.social
BnF Français 958; Frère Laurent d'Orléans, Le Livre des vices et des vertus ou Somme le Roi; 1464; France (Bretagne); f.6v @gallicabnf.bsky.social
February 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Beware the orange faced beast! 😳😱
BnF Français 958; Frère Laurent d'Orléans, Le Livre des vices et des vertus ou Somme le Roi; 1464; France (Bretagne); f.6v @gallicabnf.bsky.social
BnF Français 958; Frère Laurent d'Orléans, Le Livre des vices et des vertus ou Somme le Roi; 1464; France (Bretagne); f.6v @gallicabnf.bsky.social
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Look at this adorable baby orange-bellied parrot and its fluffy head 🪶🥰
February 18, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Look at this adorable baby orange-bellied parrot and its fluffy head 🪶🥰
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'The Onion' isn't fucking around
February 9, 2025 at 12:46 AM
'The Onion' isn't fucking around
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Welcome to the resistance! Over 1 million brave souls have answered the call this week. The Empire—Trump’s administration and Musk—may believe its grip is unbreakable, but every day, more join our ranks. We’ve always known—tomorrow, there will be more of us.
February 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Welcome to the resistance! Over 1 million brave souls have answered the call this week. The Empire—Trump’s administration and Musk—may believe its grip is unbreakable, but every day, more join our ranks. We’ve always known—tomorrow, there will be more of us.
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After plans stalled for a new dam in the Czech Republic, eight beavers saved the day seemingly overnight. “At this point, nothing that beavers do surprises me.” www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/arti...
These eager beavers saved the Czech government $1.2 million
After plans stalled for a new dam in the Czech Republic, eight beavers saved the day seemingly overnight. “At this point, nothing that beavers do surprises me.”
www.nationalgeographic.com
February 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
After plans stalled for a new dam in the Czech Republic, eight beavers saved the day seemingly overnight. “At this point, nothing that beavers do surprises me.” www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/arti...
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BREAKING: we just blocked Musk & Trump out of the Treasury systems!
Court order just secured — big win by us at @sddaction.bsky.social & our partners including @publiccitizen.bsky.social!
Court order just secured — big win by us at @sddaction.bsky.social & our partners including @publiccitizen.bsky.social!
February 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
BREAKING: we just blocked Musk & Trump out of the Treasury systems!
Court order just secured — big win by us at @sddaction.bsky.social & our partners including @publiccitizen.bsky.social!
Court order just secured — big win by us at @sddaction.bsky.social & our partners including @publiccitizen.bsky.social!
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My guy, this isn't Castle Wolfenstein.
![Chris Rufo: I'm going in. [department of education]
Chris Rufo: Entering the inner sanctum. Stand by. [office of the speaker]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tbqqvyv6pjjww44glrmycaxl/bafkreihd2zfgb7c5r3b36vetakfhy6dbxd5mogfbps55nmzlvnf2hpnan4@jpeg)
February 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
My guy, this isn't Castle Wolfenstein.
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Due to the freeze on credit card use, my laboratory (in the FDA) risks losing the contents of our liquid nitrogen tanks which store INVALUABLE samples-they cannot be replaced, so they are literally priceless, and reflect about 50 years worth of research.
February 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Due to the freeze on credit card use, my laboratory (in the FDA) risks losing the contents of our liquid nitrogen tanks which store INVALUABLE samples-they cannot be replaced, so they are literally priceless, and reflect about 50 years worth of research.
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An EEOC admin. judge sent a fiery all-department email this AM alleging:
1. Trump's exec orders & instructions to target private citizens with them are illegal.
2. the judge had sent an earlier email with a similar tone yesterday that later vanished from their sent folder & colleagues' inboxes.
1. Trump's exec orders & instructions to target private citizens with them are illegal.
2. the judge had sent an earlier email with a similar tone yesterday that later vanished from their sent folder & colleagues' inboxes.
February 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
An EEOC admin. judge sent a fiery all-department email this AM alleging:
1. Trump's exec orders & instructions to target private citizens with them are illegal.
2. the judge had sent an earlier email with a similar tone yesterday that later vanished from their sent folder & colleagues' inboxes.
1. Trump's exec orders & instructions to target private citizens with them are illegal.
2. the judge had sent an earlier email with a similar tone yesterday that later vanished from their sent folder & colleagues' inboxes.
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Giving access to SSNs, other data on government employees to non-employees like Musk is a violation of 5 USC 552a, and carries with it a penalty of $1000 per person whose data was accessed. We are building a case. Govt employees who want to participate should contact me directly
February 3, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Giving access to SSNs, other data on government employees to non-employees like Musk is a violation of 5 USC 552a, and carries with it a penalty of $1000 per person whose data was accessed. We are building a case. Govt employees who want to participate should contact me directly
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Without public knowledge, Elon Musk is serving as a “special government employee” under President Donald Trump, with access to sensitive information (including your SSN) and broad authority granted by Trump.
February 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Without public knowledge, Elon Musk is serving as a “special government employee” under President Donald Trump, with access to sensitive information (including your SSN) and broad authority granted by Trump.
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At OPM, Musk’s staffers won’t leave—they work around the clock and have even installed sofa beds in the office. Our access to data systems has been restricted, raising serious concerns about cybersecurity and a complete lack of oversight. We are keeping our heads down and documenting everything.
February 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
At OPM, Musk’s staffers won’t leave—they work around the clock and have even installed sofa beds in the office. Our access to data systems has been restricted, raising serious concerns about cybersecurity and a complete lack of oversight. We are keeping our heads down and documenting everything.
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I built a tool to help protect text against surveillance and fingerprinting.
It detects hidden markers, special characters, and patterns that could be used to track the writer.
It detects hidden markers, special characters, and patterns that could be used to track the writer.
Please share: We’ve received word that Elon Musk’s staffers are using space characters to identify information leakers. Before sharing any information, please use a checker to detect and remove these.
February 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I built a tool to help protect text against surveillance and fingerprinting.
It detects hidden markers, special characters, and patterns that could be used to track the writer.
It detects hidden markers, special characters, and patterns that could be used to track the writer.
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Having watched with growing alarm the developments of the last 24 and 36 hours in Washington, I thought I’d take a stab at how the US media would cover this story if it was happening in a foreign country. Here’s that story that should be written this weekend: www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/musk-s-jun...
Musk's Junta Establishes Him as Head of Government
Imagining how we'd cover overseas what's happening to the U.S. right now
www.doomsdayscenario.co
February 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Having watched with growing alarm the developments of the last 24 and 36 hours in Washington, I thought I’d take a stab at how the US media would cover this story if it was happening in a foreign country. Here’s that story that should be written this weekend: www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/musk-s-jun...
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While experts say a human pandemic isn’t inevitable, recent developments suggest it’s no longer a remote possibility; meanwhile, the Trump administration has ordered federal health agencies to pause public communications.
As bird flu continues to spread, the CDC is on a communications blackout
New cases aren’t being reported at the federal level, leaving researchers in the dark.
txst.us
January 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
While experts say a human pandemic isn’t inevitable, recent developments suggest it’s no longer a remote possibility; meanwhile, the Trump administration has ordered federal health agencies to pause public communications.
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Montgomery County Public Schools comes out and tells Trump to pound sand with his EO telling schools that they have to discriminate against transgender students.
This is how you refuse to comply.
This is how you refuse to comply.
January 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Montgomery County Public Schools comes out and tells Trump to pound sand with his EO telling schools that they have to discriminate against transgender students.
This is how you refuse to comply.
This is how you refuse to comply.
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This is pretty disturbing and a bad sign for what we can expect from the IRS. #TaxSky
Sections of the IRS’s Internal Revenue Manual outlining its policies and procedures have disappeared from its website, alarming some tax professionals.
@laurenloricchio.bsky.social explains. Read for free: www.taxnotes.com/featured-new...
@laurenloricchio.bsky.social explains. Read for free: www.taxnotes.com/featured-new...
January 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
This is pretty disturbing and a bad sign for what we can expect from the IRS. #TaxSky
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Find a crunchier crunch than a banksia fruit being destroyed by a yellow-tailed black cockatoo 🪶🌏🌿🦜🧪
January 26, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Find a crunchier crunch than a banksia fruit being destroyed by a yellow-tailed black cockatoo 🪶🌏🌿🦜🧪
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Christians after Julian’s reign:
we never should’ve given power to the nerds. the jocks shouldn’t have it either. we must usher in the age of the goths
January 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Christians after Julian’s reign:
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“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
--George Orwell, 1984
--George Orwell, 1984
January 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
--George Orwell, 1984
--George Orwell, 1984