Fargo ass looking place
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Fargo ass looking place
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Give Jamie Loftus a Golden Globe you cowards
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Give Jamie Loftus a Golden Globe you cowards
I see all of your “Adam Scott explains The Cones of Dunshire to the Pope” skeets, and I love and cherish every single one.
November 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I see all of your “Adam Scott explains The Cones of Dunshire to the Pope” skeets, and I love and cherish every single one.
The almost-5-year-old tonight: Mom, is the walrus the eggman?
October 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
The almost-5-year-old tonight: Mom, is the walrus the eggman?
Pickle Cat, nighttime friend
October 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Pickle Cat, nighttime friend
lol the Reagan tariff ad just played during the World Series 🤣
October 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
lol the Reagan tariff ad just played during the World Series 🤣
Genuinely confused why the Marines’ 250th birthday celebration took place three full weeks before the Marines’ 250th birthday.
October 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Genuinely confused why the Marines’ 250th birthday celebration took place three full weeks before the Marines’ 250th birthday.
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Is the Kool Aid man a cryptid?
October 19, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Is the Kool Aid man a cryptid?
I get it, GenZ. I found a double Buckeye this year. I’m still riding that high.
October 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I get it, GenZ. I found a double Buckeye this year. I’m still riding that high.
I’m here you fuckaas bitch
September 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I’m here you fuckaas bitch
You know what day it is! youtube.com/playlist?lis...
9/21 - YouTube
youtube.com
September 21, 2025 at 12:02 PM
You know what day it is! youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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i don’t want AI or colonies on mars i just want better packaging for flour
September 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
i don’t want AI or colonies on mars i just want better packaging for flour
Weirdly delightful that the desire for one doohickey that does many things is apparently deeply innate.
September 13, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Weirdly delightful that the desire for one doohickey that does many things is apparently deeply innate.
Fall is so bittersweet. My dog’s favorite staff member at doggy daycare is back after summer vacation, and I have once again been relegated to the position of third favorite human.
September 3, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Fall is so bittersweet. My dog’s favorite staff member at doggy daycare is back after summer vacation, and I have once again been relegated to the position of third favorite human.
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Mary Shelley doesn't get enough credit for not only anticipating the silver-spooned narcissist techbro who recklessly creates technology without thinking through the consequences, but also for knowing that said techbro would be an absolutely terrible father.
May 17, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Mary Shelley doesn't get enough credit for not only anticipating the silver-spooned narcissist techbro who recklessly creates technology without thinking through the consequences, but also for knowing that said techbro would be an absolutely terrible father.
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My 4-year-old is saying “big asteroid” but pronouncing it “big-ass troid” and we cannot come up with an explanation of why we are laughing so hard help
August 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
My 4-year-old is saying “big asteroid” but pronouncing it “big-ass troid” and we cannot come up with an explanation of why we are laughing so hard help
My 4-year-old is saying “big asteroid” but pronouncing it “big-ass troid” and we cannot come up with an explanation of why we are laughing so hard help
August 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
My 4-year-old is saying “big asteroid” but pronouncing it “big-ass troid” and we cannot come up with an explanation of why we are laughing so hard help
Nothing says “I’ve got it all together” like a tortilla chip falling out of your bra at the end of the day.
August 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Nothing says “I’ve got it all together” like a tortilla chip falling out of your bra at the end of the day.
I took a Jan Term English class called “Crime & Punishment” thinking it was about the Dostoevsky book. It was not. It was about detective novels, and I fell in love with a whole damn genre.
What was your favorite early clas NOT in your eventual major. Mine was Ethnomusicology: an introduction to folk music.
I invariably get, "Ooh anthro that was my favorite class/cool professor" from people I meet. I tend to think soms of it is our outré material, being willing to talk "taboo" subjects in a cross-cultural context.
Ironically MY favorite class was probably Geology 101...
Ironically MY favorite class was probably Geology 101...
July 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I took a Jan Term English class called “Crime & Punishment” thinking it was about the Dostoevsky book. It was not. It was about detective novels, and I fell in love with a whole damn genre.
It should be illegal for me to buy Nutella.
July 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
It should be illegal for me to buy Nutella.
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Deeply uninterested in hearing about what any AI has to say in response to any question, it’s like getting a parrot’s opinion but not fun because the parrot has the funny high-pitched voice and says things so quickly
July 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Deeply uninterested in hearing about what any AI has to say in response to any question, it’s like getting a parrot’s opinion but not fun because the parrot has the funny high-pitched voice and says things so quickly
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me: it’s Friday afternoon and I have many important tasks to complete before the end of the day/week
also me:
also me:
July 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
me: it’s Friday afternoon and I have many important tasks to complete before the end of the day/week
also me:
also me:
I regret to inform you that cutting back to one cup of coffee per day has completely eliminated my heartburn issue
July 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I regret to inform you that cutting back to one cup of coffee per day has completely eliminated my heartburn issue
This is it, this is the summer I get really into New Order.
June 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
This is it, this is the summer I get really into New Order.
I used to wonder how my parents could have just stopped listening to their vinyl, and now I have a thousand CDs that haven’t been touched in years and I am slowly crumbling to dust before your eyes.
May 29, 2025 at 11:17 AM
I used to wonder how my parents could have just stopped listening to their vinyl, and now I have a thousand CDs that haven’t been touched in years and I am slowly crumbling to dust before your eyes.