Still getting my Bluesky feet wet, but from what I've seen so far the ecosystem is the same as the 'other place.' The big accounts here are doing the same numbers and the smaller accounts are still underrated. I don't expect to do any better here than over there.
November 18, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Still getting my Bluesky feet wet, but from what I've seen so far the ecosystem is the same as the 'other place.' The big accounts here are doing the same numbers and the smaller accounts are still underrated. I don't expect to do any better here than over there.
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A monstrously deformed 5th ninja turtle approaches.
"What are you doing out of your cage, Picasso?" says Splinter.
Then he sees the gun.
"What are you doing out of your cage, Picasso?" says Splinter.
Then he sees the gun.
November 16, 2024 at 2:42 PM
A monstrously deformed 5th ninja turtle approaches.
"What are you doing out of your cage, Picasso?" says Splinter.
Then he sees the gun.
"What are you doing out of your cage, Picasso?" says Splinter.
Then he sees the gun.
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Twitter has become my dirty mistress, I skeet here and then slink over there for the chat rooms
November 17, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Twitter has become my dirty mistress, I skeet here and then slink over there for the chat rooms
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When you realize you dress like a budget hotel hallway.
November 16, 2024 at 3:28 PM
When you realize you dress like a budget hotel hallway.
BlueSky feels like the walled compound in the post apocalypse but I still prefer the Mad Maxness of the 'other place.'
November 17, 2024 at 3:01 AM
BlueSky feels like the walled compound in the post apocalypse but I still prefer the Mad Maxness of the 'other place.'
If life is hunky dory, don't stop paddling
September 18, 2023 at 3:32 PM
If life is hunky dory, don't stop paddling
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Leave Twitter just because it’s fallen into disrepair under terrible leadership? Babe, I was married for years to a man who never fixed one thing around the house.
September 18, 2023 at 4:07 AM
Leave Twitter just because it’s fallen into disrepair under terrible leadership? Babe, I was married for years to a man who never fixed one thing around the house.
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I won't beat around the bush when it comes to misuse of idioms. Sorry to rain on your parade, but I shan't let sleeping dogs lie.
September 13, 2023 at 12:43 PM
I won't beat around the bush when it comes to misuse of idioms. Sorry to rain on your parade, but I shan't let sleeping dogs lie.
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setting realistic goals for myself
September 7, 2023 at 11:41 AM
setting realistic goals for myself
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Putting the "imp" in improve
September 7, 2023 at 1:33 PM
Putting the "imp" in improve
I always renew my insurance on the day it expires. I don't understand those renewal notices that exclaim YOUR INSURANCE EXPIRES IN TWENTY DAYS! RENEW IT NOW! Like wut? C'mon....
July 9, 2023 at 2:44 PM
I always renew my insurance on the day it expires. I don't understand those renewal notices that exclaim YOUR INSURANCE EXPIRES IN TWENTY DAYS! RENEW IT NOW! Like wut? C'mon....
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I just solved an Ikea repair mystery
That's like unlocking a bonus quest reward
That's like unlocking a bonus quest reward
July 8, 2023 at 6:09 PM
I just solved an Ikea repair mystery
That's like unlocking a bonus quest reward
That's like unlocking a bonus quest reward
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Me: *pulls away from kissing, stares intently into his eyes* Your eyes are like pools of melted chocolate
Him: You started your diet again, didn't you?
Him: You started your diet again, didn't you?
July 8, 2023 at 12:46 PM
Me: *pulls away from kissing, stares intently into his eyes* Your eyes are like pools of melted chocolate
Him: You started your diet again, didn't you?
Him: You started your diet again, didn't you?
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The sexual tension between me and bluesky holding invite codes for my crushes
July 8, 2023 at 2:48 PM
The sexual tension between me and bluesky holding invite codes for my crushes
So this is where Funny Twitter went. I was wondering 🤔😂
July 8, 2023 at 4:10 AM
So this is where Funny Twitter went. I was wondering 🤔😂
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seeing this picture and rushing to type "me and who" so fast that i trip and fall and break my neck and die instantly
July 7, 2023 at 4:31 PM
seeing this picture and rushing to type "me and who" so fast that i trip and fall and break my neck and die instantly
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I feel like all my friends left me to go sit at the cool kids table.
BUT I'M HERE, BITCHES!!
and I'm bringing two servings of cafeteria fruit cocktail!!
BUT I'M HERE, BITCHES!!
and I'm bringing two servings of cafeteria fruit cocktail!!
July 6, 2023 at 4:07 AM
I feel like all my friends left me to go sit at the cool kids table.
BUT I'M HERE, BITCHES!!
and I'm bringing two servings of cafeteria fruit cocktail!!
BUT I'M HERE, BITCHES!!
and I'm bringing two servings of cafeteria fruit cocktail!!
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I have several Howitzer Prizes what’s the big deal
May 8, 2023 at 8:04 PM
I have several Howitzer Prizes what’s the big deal
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This is what I’m like when I see my husband
April 23, 2023 at 11:28 PM
This is what I’m like when I see my husband
300 character limit? I don't know if I have that much to say 🤔
April 18, 2023 at 7:33 PM
300 character limit? I don't know if I have that much to say 🤔
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vim to other apps
April 17, 2023 at 6:17 PM
vim to other apps
