Cherry Pie With A Hat
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*Bluesky viral**
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*Bluesky viral**
** 13 likes
What if we, and stick with me here, created a technology that absolutely no one asked for that would completely destroy the usability/enjoyment of the Internet
Think Google, but wronger
Facebook, but more pronazi
Airline industry, but more polluting
And we would stick it in EVERY FUCKING APP
Think Google, but wronger
Facebook, but more pronazi
Airline industry, but more polluting
And we would stick it in EVERY FUCKING APP
January 2, 2026 at 12:12 AM
What if we, and stick with me here, created a technology that absolutely no one asked for that would completely destroy the usability/enjoyment of the Internet
Think Google, but wronger
Facebook, but more pronazi
Airline industry, but more polluting
And we would stick it in EVERY FUCKING APP
Think Google, but wronger
Facebook, but more pronazi
Airline industry, but more polluting
And we would stick it in EVERY FUCKING APP
Wait wait wait
STOP EVERYTHING
🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧
You listening?
🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧
Why is it called a clitoris and not Little Red Hiding Hood?
STOP EVERYTHING
🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧
You listening?
🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧
Why is it called a clitoris and not Little Red Hiding Hood?
December 23, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Wait wait wait
STOP EVERYTHING
🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧
You listening?
🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧
Why is it called a clitoris and not Little Red Hiding Hood?
STOP EVERYTHING
🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧
You listening?
🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧
Why is it called a clitoris and not Little Red Hiding Hood?
The important thing to remember is that climate change is a hoax. The weather you're feeling is definitely not real
December 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The important thing to remember is that climate change is a hoax. The weather you're feeling is definitely not real
You're amazing
November 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
You're amazing
We don't talk about I Can't Believe It's Not Butter enough anymore
October 31, 2025 at 1:54 AM
We don't talk about I Can't Believe It's Not Butter enough anymore
Why did we let Gary Larson go?
October 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Why did we let Gary Larson go?
Roses are red
I painted my house blue
I don't think anyone
Actually understands stew
I painted my house blue
I don't think anyone
Actually understands stew
October 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Roses are red
I painted my house blue
I don't think anyone
Actually understands stew
I painted my house blue
I don't think anyone
Actually understands stew
Dirty Dancing, but it's just someone with bad hygiene
October 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Dirty Dancing, but it's just someone with bad hygiene
Anytime else provide this app like it rhymes with Rusky?
October 6, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Anytime else provide this app like it rhymes with Rusky?
Reposted by Cherry Pie With A Hat
me whenever I start telling people about my special interests
September 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
me whenever I start telling people about my special interests
No one ever warned you how stupid facism would be
September 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
No one ever warned you how stupid facism would be
I saw a hummingbird
That is all
That is all
September 18, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I saw a hummingbird
That is all
That is all
Listening to an audiobook is reading
August 31, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Listening to an audiobook is reading
I'm still alive (all three of you)
August 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I'm still alive (all three of you)
Reposted by Cherry Pie With A Hat
Three men live together platonically
All of them suck
And make sure to cast a a dirty comedian, a creep, and a hot guy to play the dad and uncles.
-Full House pitch
All of them suck
And make sure to cast a a dirty comedian, a creep, and a hot guy to play the dad and uncles.
-Full House pitch
July 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Three men live together platonically
All of them suck
And make sure to cast a a dirty comedian, a creep, and a hot guy to play the dad and uncles.
-Full House pitch
All of them suck
And make sure to cast a a dirty comedian, a creep, and a hot guy to play the dad and uncles.
-Full House pitch
Please sir, can I have some more engagement?
June 3, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Please sir, can I have some more engagement?
1. Donuts
2. Ice cream
3. Brownies
2. Ice cream
3. Brownies
June 3, 2025 at 3:04 AM
1. Donuts
2. Ice cream
3. Brownies
2. Ice cream
3. Brownies
🎵 I'm bringing cringy back. You other fuckers don't know how to act 🎵
May 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM
🎵 I'm bringing cringy back. You other fuckers don't know how to act 🎵
I still leave some dirt under my pillow
May 27, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I still leave some dirt under my pillow
I still love y'all
May 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I still love y'all
Reposted by Cherry Pie With A Hat
There's something about hairy
May 14, 2025 at 11:25 AM
There's something about hairy
I miss when I was funny
May 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I miss when I was funny
I'm the Pope of small dicks
Where's my conclave?!
Where's my conclave?!
May 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I'm the Pope of small dicks
Where's my conclave?!
Where's my conclave?!