Chrisdips Portzingas
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sitting in the official chair of the JD Vance For President Campaign
July 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
sitting in the official chair of the JD Vance For President Campaign
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The thing about watching a JD Vance speech is that everyone knows he’s a little pig man. Everyone knows he exists to squeal for Trump‘s amusement. No one respects him and he clearly doesn’t respect himself.
March 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The thing about watching a JD Vance speech is that everyone knows he’s a little pig man. Everyone knows he exists to squeal for Trump‘s amusement. No one respects him and he clearly doesn’t respect himself.
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McConnell, whose fault this is, votes no on Tulsi Gabbard.
February 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
McConnell, whose fault this is, votes no on Tulsi Gabbard.
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Look I agree that Elon Musk appears to be on a lot of drugs every time he appears in public. That's not very interesting to me. I'm more interested in how many drugs he can do at once. I think he could probably do more than anyone ever. I bet he could take way more than the doctors say is safe.
February 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Look I agree that Elon Musk appears to be on a lot of drugs every time he appears in public. That's not very interesting to me. I'm more interested in how many drugs he can do at once. I think he could probably do more than anyone ever. I bet he could take way more than the doctors say is safe.
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you know his ass would buy a cybertruck
February 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
you know his ass would buy a cybertruck
I actually enjoy qting morons but I think the fun of that has run out for me
February 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I actually enjoy qting morons but I think the fun of that has run out for me
Early '00s Midwest emo album covers in real life
December 24, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Early '00s Midwest emo album covers in real life
I don't think we're cooked. I think people believe the aura and myth constructed around Donald Trump and that isn't a transferable thing.
December 10, 2024 at 5:43 PM
I don't think we're cooked. I think people believe the aura and myth constructed around Donald Trump and that isn't a transferable thing.
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republicans: big government is destroying america
also republicans: you're going to need to submit to a full dna test if you want to take a shit in a public bathroom
democrats: that dna test should be affordable for low income families
also republicans: you're going to need to submit to a full dna test if you want to take a shit in a public bathroom
democrats: that dna test should be affordable for low income families
December 5, 2024 at 5:36 PM
republicans: big government is destroying america
also republicans: you're going to need to submit to a full dna test if you want to take a shit in a public bathroom
democrats: that dna test should be affordable for low income families
also republicans: you're going to need to submit to a full dna test if you want to take a shit in a public bathroom
democrats: that dna test should be affordable for low income families
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Any time a conservative says that they’re the new punk rock, remember that the only tie to punk they have is bands on warped tour trying have sex with kids
December 3, 2024 at 3:19 AM
Any time a conservative says that they’re the new punk rock, remember that the only tie to punk they have is bands on warped tour trying have sex with kids
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It’s really funny that the Harris internal polling never had her ahead and she won most people who paid attention to the election and we’re still all going “AHA if you IDIOTS had only done THIS” when the obvious solution was just nominating John Cena
November 30, 2024 at 9:42 PM
It’s really funny that the Harris internal polling never had her ahead and she won most people who paid attention to the election and we’re still all going “AHA if you IDIOTS had only done THIS” when the obvious solution was just nominating John Cena
I watched the movie Saturday Night. It's not that great but it contains the kernel of a genius idea and that's the JK Simmons led Milton Berle biopic.
November 29, 2024 at 1:54 PM
I watched the movie Saturday Night. It's not that great but it contains the kernel of a genius idea and that's the JK Simmons led Milton Berle biopic.
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God to the people building the tower of babel
November 23, 2024 at 6:03 PM
God to the people building the tower of babel
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If I take a step back and think about it, it actually makes perfect sense we would end up with a right coded social media platform and a left coded one.
November 23, 2024 at 4:19 PM
If I take a step back and think about it, it actually makes perfect sense we would end up with a right coded social media platform and a left coded one.
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[to the tune of “Owner of a Lonely Heart”] Cybertruck at family court
i see your cybertruck at hooters and raise you cybertruck at family court
November 23, 2024 at 4:34 AM
[to the tune of “Owner of a Lonely Heart”] Cybertruck at family court
Especially if you say it in the "There's some whores in this house" WAP cadence.
November 23, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Especially if you say it in the "There's some whores in this house" WAP cadence.
That's fine to do in a musical.....
When they bring it back in 2 years for the express reason of you singing with it.
In it's premiere week? That's psycho shit.
When they bring it back in 2 years for the express reason of you singing with it.
In it's premiere week? That's psycho shit.
If you go to a Wicked showing and start singing they should be allowed to beat you with popcorn bags. Them babies came to hear Ariana Grande and Cynthia Eviro, not Pam from the community theater troupe. GROW UP.
November 23, 2024 at 2:18 PM
That's fine to do in a musical.....
When they bring it back in 2 years for the express reason of you singing with it.
In it's premiere week? That's psycho shit.
When they bring it back in 2 years for the express reason of you singing with it.
In it's premiere week? That's psycho shit.
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Watched CNN this morning while drinking my pre-colonoscopy purging solution. A powerful combination!
November 22, 2024 at 1:37 PM
Watched CNN this morning while drinking my pre-colonoscopy purging solution. A powerful combination!
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Elon and David Sacks giving Bond villain speeches about Gaetz really mitigates against the idea that Trump played 4-D chess with a doomed nominee.
He picked him bc he wanted him and the mood at Mar-a-Lago is ebullient, like they can't lose.
He picked him bc he wanted him and the mood at Mar-a-Lago is ebullient, like they can't lose.
November 22, 2024 at 6:01 AM
Elon and David Sacks giving Bond villain speeches about Gaetz really mitigates against the idea that Trump played 4-D chess with a doomed nominee.
He picked him bc he wanted him and the mood at Mar-a-Lago is ebullient, like they can't lose.
He picked him bc he wanted him and the mood at Mar-a-Lago is ebullient, like they can't lose.
Reading this thread, I already knew Americans don't really use WhatsApp, but I didn't realize that the Americans that don't and the Europeans that do don't realize why this is the case....
American data and text plans are better than European data and text plans.
American data and text plans are better than European data and text plans.
Been 10 years since Zuckerberg bought WhatsApp, feel like they'd be boned without that. They haven't produced anything useful on their own since then, but they own something EVERYBODY uses.
no better evidence that we’ve got a couple trillion-dollar squatters holding the internet back than the fact that a company with 20 employees can make a better platform than Meta
November 22, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Reading this thread, I already knew Americans don't really use WhatsApp, but I didn't realize that the Americans that don't and the Europeans that do don't realize why this is the case....
American data and text plans are better than European data and text plans.
American data and text plans are better than European data and text plans.
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Big W for the deep state here - never count out the Soros Boys.
BREAKING: Gaetz withdraws from consideration for attorney general.
November 21, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Big W for the deep state here - never count out the Soros Boys.
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trump is not invulnerable.
BREAKING: Gaetz withdraws from consideration for attorney general.
November 21, 2024 at 5:30 PM
trump is not invulnerable.
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Oh so that report is BAD bad
November 21, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Oh so that report is BAD bad
Wtf Matt Gaetz dropped out???!
November 21, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Wtf Matt Gaetz dropped out???!
See, now I get why it's Gaetz. You need someone who can really understand the criminal mindset. To catch a guy with a warehouse full of baby oil, you must become him.
Comer says Gaetz will be a popular AG out of the gate if he focuses on "the Epstein list" and "P Diddy parties"
November 21, 2024 at 5:27 PM
See, now I get why it's Gaetz. You need someone who can really understand the criminal mindset. To catch a guy with a warehouse full of baby oil, you must become him.