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Samantha
@commiesamantha.bsky.social
Just a completely new account for a filthy minded commie lesbian. She/her.
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they're calling me the most safe and respectful communist on bluesky. i'm so good at creating positive conversations and interactions on bluesky dot app
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“believing victims” is actually about providing victims the support they need in their healing process without gating it behind arbitrary qualification of their victimhood. “believing victims” does not obligate you to prove that belief or to agree to any and all requests or demands a victim makes.
you say "innocent until proven guilty" to the right person and they'll call you an enabler. say "just because this person fucked up in your relationship doesn't make them An Abuser" and they'll get just as mad at you for ~not listening to victims~
December 20, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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I'm here you fuckaas bitch

December 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Here’s an idea: we build a society where people aren’t rich and can’t buy private islands and have private planes
December 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
had a bad night. i'll be better tomorrow

goodnight chat
December 20, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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fuck it we’re doing letters of marque
December 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Wow the chilly reception to my jokes reminds me of seeing a stock broker spooning with Zohran Mamdani
December 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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I actually don’t understand what’s happening here. How or why could this happen? Same joke three times in a week??
December 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
my roommate is sad and i don't know how to help. i hate that feeling.
December 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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so how’s that war on terrorists going
December 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
hey what percentage of whites were "stupid" again?
December 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Holy shit I had to share this. This is incredibly funny.
December 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
if you shop or go out on christmas and say "oh i hate that you have to be working today" please know that the person you're talking to hates you
better than the people who come in on a holiday and go "wow good thing you're working today! hyuck hyuck"
December 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
if you're shopping this weekend and thinking about complaining about how busy it is or what the store is out of to an employee here's some advice. don't. and then shut the fuck up forever
December 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM
people love to come pick up prescriptions at 5pm the Friday before christmas and go "oh wow you're so busy, was this a bad time to come?"
December 19, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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good afternoon
December 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
the nazis didn't need to impose their system on us. the US has supported every fascist regime since 1945 entirely on our own
They weren’t brought over here to impose their political system on us, if that’s what you’re suggesting. And if it’s not what you’re suggesting, you’re just offering this up as some kind of deflection, no?
December 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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“The economy is doing great!” starter pack
November 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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“we also want to make you aware (as journalists) that ModRetro does have somewhat of an affiliation with Anduril, so if you’re against military actions or political involvement in some form, it’s probably not best buying a handheld made of attack drone metal… if you don’t care,… snag one” lord
December 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
liberals sure do love imagining trans people being tortured in camps
December 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Agreed. I overheard a gas station clerk say he was struggling to afford presents for his kids, and he got pissy when I explained that he's actually doing well. Maybe if he took a loan to get another degree in the downtime between that and his two gig jobs, he'd learn how to read a graph 💅
No.

1.) thats not how unemployment is calculated

2.) the number of people working multiple jobs is not particularly high now

3.) gig work is slightly less prevalent now than the 1990s.
December 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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bluesky randoms be cool and normal to women (Challenge Rating: Easy [INEXPLICABLE FAILURE])
December 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
look I'm sorry you can't ask me to be mad about this it's objectively very funny
I’m currently outside of the Kennedy Center:
December 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
okay this is so much funnier than not releasing them
December 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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🔮 are you dominant or do u think u don’t deserve to be submissive
December 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Site News: Why We Won't Be Covering ModRetro Products Moving Forward.
Site News: Why We Won't Be Covering ModRetro Products Moving Forward
The 'Anduril Chromatic' is the final straw
www.timeextension.com
December 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM