Craniel Daig
@colthandsome.bsky.social
Professional hang glider, broadway actress. Very normal
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contrary to popular belief, i’m not a player i just crush a lot
May 21, 2024 at 4:48 AM
contrary to popular belief, i’m not a player i just crush a lot
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I ate at Crudo this March and it was stellar.
October 24, 2023 at 10:21 PM
I ate at Crudo this March and it was stellar.
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Happy birthday to my favoritest person and best husband @colthandsome.bsky.social 🎉
October 23, 2023 at 10:24 PM
Happy birthday to my favoritest person and best husband @colthandsome.bsky.social 🎉
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Happy 30th Birthday to @laahreng.bsky.social ! Surprised with a visit from her bff all the way from Michigan, a trip to the nail salon(with lavender cookies and friendship bracelets), clothes shopping, dinner and dancing
October 9, 2023 at 3:18 AM
Happy 30th Birthday to @laahreng.bsky.social ! Surprised with a visit from her bff all the way from Michigan, a trip to the nail salon(with lavender cookies and friendship bracelets), clothes shopping, dinner and dancing
I’ve been thinking about it, and for my birthday this year, all I really want is to smoke a cigar naked on my back porch while my wife wears the sluttiest bikini she can find in a baby pool full of oil and I occasionally hit her with a squirt gun. I’ve been thinking about it.
October 5, 2023 at 6:10 AM
I’ve been thinking about it, and for my birthday this year, all I really want is to smoke a cigar naked on my back porch while my wife wears the sluttiest bikini she can find in a baby pool full of oil and I occasionally hit her with a squirt gun. I’ve been thinking about it.
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Went for a birthday walk in Fort Tryon Park 😌
October 1, 2023 at 10:05 PM
Went for a birthday walk in Fort Tryon Park 😌
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why is it called creepypasta and not fettuccine afraido
October 1, 2023 at 6:42 PM
why is it called creepypasta and not fettuccine afraido
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Me in 20,000 BC:
Hey, let's do a raid on Mastadon. Not a good-spirited one either. Let's really make their day worse
July 2, 2023 at 1:09 AM
Me in 20,000 BC:
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Trying to imagine a more hypothetically sympathetic plaintiff for the lawsuit that will set the precedent on AI image generating algorithms being copyright infringement than Bill Waterson.
October 1, 2023 at 4:30 AM
Trying to imagine a more hypothetically sympathetic plaintiff for the lawsuit that will set the precedent on AI image generating algorithms being copyright infringement than Bill Waterson.
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Twitter’s still got it sometimes
September 29, 2023 at 3:19 AM
Twitter’s still got it sometimes
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twitter is like the internet version of when they make public benches really uncomfortable so people can't sleep on them
September 12, 2023 at 3:28 AM
twitter is like the internet version of when they make public benches really uncomfortable so people can't sleep on them
Do any bad bitches want to take advantage of my rich brother?
September 29, 2023 at 5:09 AM
Do any bad bitches want to take advantage of my rich brother?
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Y'all ever have weird shit that happened online just pop into your brain for no reason? Today I remembered a guy on my world of Warcraft forum getting so mad he took a picture of him pointing a rifle at a printout of someone elses character's skill tree
September 29, 2023 at 12:09 AM
Y'all ever have weird shit that happened online just pop into your brain for no reason? Today I remembered a guy on my world of Warcraft forum getting so mad he took a picture of him pointing a rifle at a printout of someone elses character's skill tree
Bluesky needs to hurry up and get DMs so I can sexually harass my wife on here
September 28, 2023 at 4:55 AM
Bluesky needs to hurry up and get DMs so I can sexually harass my wife on here
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the material girl herself...Joanne Fabrics
September 23, 2023 at 3:54 PM
the material girl herself...Joanne Fabrics
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For all the newskies...
Take a moment and breathe.
Let your guard down. This isn't the bad place.
This is the good place. It's safe here. It's safe to send me your credit card number, expiration date, and security code.
Take a moment and breathe.
Let your guard down. This isn't the bad place.
This is the good place. It's safe here. It's safe to send me your credit card number, expiration date, and security code.
August 19, 2023 at 3:21 PM
For all the newskies...
Take a moment and breathe.
Let your guard down. This isn't the bad place.
This is the good place. It's safe here. It's safe to send me your credit card number, expiration date, and security code.
Take a moment and breathe.
Let your guard down. This isn't the bad place.
This is the good place. It's safe here. It's safe to send me your credit card number, expiration date, and security code.
My inner child wants to try cocaine
September 21, 2023 at 9:49 PM
My inner child wants to try cocaine
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odb was right hanging out partying with girls does never die
September 21, 2023 at 5:48 PM
odb was right hanging out partying with girls does never die
Christian Bale has a 2003 Toyota Tacoma and refuses to drive anything else.
September 21, 2023 at 5:38 PM
Christian Bale has a 2003 Toyota Tacoma and refuses to drive anything else.
Gonna try and use this now, I wanted a front row seat to see that trash fire burn to the ground, but it feels almost unethical to use Twitter at this point so I’m jumping ship.
September 8, 2023 at 7:09 AM
Gonna try and use this now, I wanted a front row seat to see that trash fire burn to the ground, but it feels almost unethical to use Twitter at this point so I’m jumping ship.