Stork
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Stork
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Software engineer, soccer & golf, Huskers football & basketball. Home automation, Maker.
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True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Northern lights visible north of Omaha
November 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Wonder why this scene looks so familiar...
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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Still need more baseball?

We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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I see that CBS chose not to air this part. It probably explains much of what they did decide to air.
November 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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The Lamar-East Texas A&M 'Bad Beats' segment was an instant classic on SportsCenter with SVP. 🏈📺🎙️💸😂
October 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Not enough of you are considering the fun of donating for spite.

Sooners, Buffs, Penn State fans hoping for Matt Rhule... Team One Four would love to welcome you to the squad.

Badgers, PJ Fleck capri pant haters... Team Jack is a fantastic org doing great work for kids.

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October 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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A walk-on from Grand Island who helped the Huskers go on to win multiple national titles before spending time as a local business owner and coach, Matt Vrzal died at the age of 51.
Two-Time Husker National Champion Matt Vrzal Dies
A Husker from a bygone era of collegiate athletics is gone. Matt Vrzal, a member of two national champion teams in the 1990s, died on Thursday. He was 51 years
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September 26, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Here are two minutes of lowlights from Trump’s rambling, hour-long address to the UN General Assembly that Twitter is calling one of the most embarrassing moments in recent US history.

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September 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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"I want to see a bunch of guys locked in that want to make a team quit."

Matt Rhule told reporters Monday that he was "pissed" at halftime of the Akron game. Now, video of that speech has surfaced on social media.
'They Don't Fear You, They Don't Respect You Enough Yet': Rhule's Halftime Speech vs. Akron Surfaces
Matt Rhule was upfront with the media when he said he was not happy with his team at halftime of the Akron game. Rhule said he was upset with the mentality at t
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September 8, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Watching some golf.
August 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Busted
July 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Remember, the legal fig leaf for Trump's ability to set tariffs in the first place is that the tariffs are addressing a National Emergency.

Does that mean the Trump admin is going to argue in court that Bolsonaro being prosecuted is a "national emergency" for the *United States*?
We are in new territory with Trump’s latest trade letter, threatening a 50% tariff on imports from Brazil starting Aug. 1
—The US runs a rare trade surplus with Brazil, so there’s no deficit to fix
—Trump says these duties are explicitly over political concerns, not economic ones
July 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Congress must sue. This is an unconstitutional exercise of power. No emergency or national security rationale.
We are in new territory with Trump’s latest trade letter, threatening a 50% tariff on imports from Brazil starting Aug. 1
—The US runs a rare trade surplus with Brazil, so there’s no deficit to fix
—Trump says these duties are explicitly over political concerns, not economic ones
July 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Team USA’s 85+ team against Brazil. Buckets!! 😮‍💨

(via mariogatto1/IG)
July 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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I wanna thank @joelanderson.bsky.social for bringing this video to my attention. I've been laughing at this all morning.
There are so many layers.
Teal dress is about nothing but action.
Polka dot dress is about smoke but has no fight game.
What team is black dress 2 on?
June 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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I AM WEEPING. 🤣🤣🤣
June 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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And then this shit just came out.

When you’re making over $700k a year, gaining $12k is nothing. It’s a nice vacation, redoing the garage, giving a niece/nephew a car.

When you’re making $23k a year, losing $1600 is “are we paying for food or for the house or for medical bills” territory.
Budzinski: Families making over $700,000 a year will see a boost of $12,000 almost entirely from tax cuts. Shockingly, households making $23,000 a year or less are set to lose about $1600 a year, mostly due to deep cuts to Medicaid and food assistance
June 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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What Procter & Gamble don't want you to know is that the correct dose of Nyquil is one (1) swig
June 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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unions: they get the job done
May 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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If you haven't seen Space Ghost Coast to Coast in full yet, Internet Archive has you covered

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The Space Ghost Coast To Coast Collection. : Mike Lazzo : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Space Ghost Coast to Coast is an American adult animation created by Mike Lazzo for Cartoon Network and first broadcast in 1994. It takes the form of a surreal...
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May 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM