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The idea that you should “have” to live in a shitty apartment with roommates for your first job is insane gatekeeping of basic life milestones
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
ChatGPT cadence 🛎️
November 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Watched a guy in a Jeep at Berks and Tulip get eye-poppingly, spittle-flying angry at a dude who wanted to reverse into a parking spot, and said dude was willing to sit there until Jeep backed up a few feet and let him do it.
November 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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This holiday season YOU 🫵 control the weather! *

* As long as the weather you’d like is snow, snow, and more snow! ❄️

Out November 25 🎄
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
November 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
At Quizzo tonight the Scattergories question was to name a pilot and someone said Mohammad Atta 💀
November 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Miro was sunset after the merger. Figma got absorbed into AdobeMax360. Jira was migrated into Azure DevOps Suite. Flow got rolled into Linear+ and deprecated. Perforce was bought by GitCloud Enterprise. Zoom was fully migrated to Teams. Now it’s just Teams. Only Teams. Everything is in Teams.
it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
November 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a kid?
November 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I really can't wait until we're out of this fucking timeline where every business is a money laundering scheme. If you want to sell salads then sell fucking salads!
November 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The "don't hand your phone to a cop" crowd loves to ignore this fairly critical piece of info about how mDLs work.
November 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
It's very confusing to me that there is a show called Task and a show called Taskmaster and they are not similar
November 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I stg.

macOS has supported Unicode characters in filenames since 2001, and Windows has supported Unicode characters in filenames since 1993.
No no no begs every archivist. You are never going to be able to find anything. Please don’t start using emojis in file names. Who asked for this? What fresh hell is next?
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
This is what community looks like
November 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Both my parents worked retail jobs that were backed by a union and came with a full benefits package. They bought their house on one income for $60,000 in 1985. My father collected multiple pensions as he changed jobs.

Anyone who started working after 2008 has not had anything remotely close.
People wildly overestimate the economic security experienced by past generations. There's no period in American history where significant numbers of young people were just handed high paying jobs. Nostalgia for a time that never existed is a huge problem.
Why Nikki Haley’s son went radical: His generation inherited insecurity.

I profile Nalin Haley, a fascinating young man, who I believe will likely play an important role in conservative politics in years to come.

unherd.com/2025/11/why-...
November 9, 2025 at 1:40 PM
British Airways has been sending me nest-daily emails warning me that 750 points are expiring in one year, with no way to turn them off.
November 9, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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lmao the honesty in this changelog
November 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Four seasons total landscaping is still very funny but it also feels very different now that we are back in the same administration
November 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Looking at the prices of some random concerts coming up and it's like man, what are we even doing anymore? Why is a Christmas show at City Winery $100 to walk in the door?
November 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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I don't want your monopoly money.
November 7, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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Sandwich case a wrap as hero found not guilty; jury determines government’s case a turkey, claims ICE testimony didn’t cut the mustard
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Locked in, get me out of this socialist hellhole
November 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
The verdict mustard be unanimous
The sandwich guy jury has begun to deliber-ATE

sorry not sorry
“This case, ladies and gentleman of the jury, is about a sandwich.”

Closing arguments from the defense in the DC sandwich guy case are now underway.
November 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I love when everyone stands up as soon as we enter the tunnel. You’ve got like 10 minutes bb, sit down.
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 PM