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Colin
@colin.hoagie.fun
ChatGPT cadence 🛎️
November 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
November 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a kid?
November 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I really can't wait until we're out of this fucking timeline where every business is a money laundering scheme. If you want to sell salads then sell fucking salads!
November 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The "don't hand your phone to a cop" crowd loves to ignore this fairly critical piece of info about how mDLs work.
November 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
November 12, 2025 at 3:09 PM
This is what community looks like
November 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Locked in, get me out of this socialist hellhole
November 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Support local businesses. New hardware store day!
November 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Yeah, they stick all the jerks in tower one
November 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
November 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
October 31, 2025 at 1:01 PM
A little chilly but still a nice afternoon for some errands
October 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
October 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Also thats a hell of a hole on Passyunk rn
October 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
My body is a machine that converts 🛴💨 into 🫨
October 29, 2025 at 2:10 AM
October 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
✌️
October 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
October 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
October 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
October 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
It doesn't have to be this way
October 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The 6th Street bike lane at Market has to be one of the most dangerous pieces of infrastructure in the city. It’s a suicide lane crossing traffic that’s moving at effectively highway speed and whipping right turns. Creates the illusion of safety by being a bike lane but it’s so so dangerous.
October 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The most exciting new business in Fishtown isn't a restaurant on Front or Frankford.

It's fuckin Benito's Ace Hardware on York. I can't wait to get one of their hats.
October 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Listening to XPN by myself: Banger after banger, wow these are all my favorite songs, I am having the best time

Listening to XPN when my wife is in the room:
October 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM