mike
@coldsportstakes.bsky.social
It's possible that I'm the real asshole here. Sports bad.
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mike
@coldsportstakes.bsky.social
· Aug 19
[TEST] The sports, they're bad.
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Everything coming up Milhouse rn
Hurricanes lose 4-2
November 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Everything coming up Milhouse rn
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Simon Nemec in OT
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Simon Nemec in OT
Lmao Nemec has 4 goals in the last 5 mins of regulation/OT this year and 1 goal in the first 55 minutes of games
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Lmao Nemec has 4 goals in the last 5 mins of regulation/OT this year and 1 goal in the first 55 minutes of games
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CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
These people are monstrous. Total disregard for human decency.
“After Ferreira was detained, Dos Santos Rodrigues said Michael Leavitt Sr. and his father, Bob Leavitt, reached out to her.”
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
‘Brazil is not her home.’ Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew, brought to US as child, detained by ICE. - The Boston Globe
Bruna Ferreira, 33, was brought to the United States as a child in 1998. She is now in removal proceedings in Louisiana.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
These people are monstrous. Total disregard for human decency.
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Make it more complicated like our brothers in UEFA. The team that wins by the most points on Week 0 gets an automatic playoff spot no matter their ranking and record. The FCS, D2 and D3 National Champions get autobids. National Championship in Azerbaijan.
The idea that the highest-ranked team in a Power 4 conference (Miami) can miss the ACC title game and the CFP is embarrassing for the sport.
Conference realignment messed up everything by making these leagues way too big.
Conference realignment messed up everything by making these leagues way too big.
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Make it more complicated like our brothers in UEFA. The team that wins by the most points on Week 0 gets an automatic playoff spot no matter their ranking and record. The FCS, D2 and D3 National Champions get autobids. National Championship in Azerbaijan.
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The BBC removed a line about Trump being the most openly corrupt president in American history...from a lecture about the cowardice of today's elites.
I wonder if the BBC has heard of the Streisand Effect
I wonder if the BBC has heard of the Streisand Effect
I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 AM
The BBC removed a line about Trump being the most openly corrupt president in American history...from a lecture about the cowardice of today's elites.
I wonder if the BBC has heard of the Streisand Effect
I wonder if the BBC has heard of the Streisand Effect
I'm way more insulted by the key lime take here than the apple one. Key lime pie is incredible, s-tier dessert. Wish I were eating a slice right now.
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I'm way more insulted by the key lime take here than the apple one. Key lime pie is incredible, s-tier dessert. Wish I were eating a slice right now.
Sometimes you gotta win a game that's otherwise a stinker to keep things from snowballing, I'll take it
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Sometimes you gotta win a game that's otherwise a stinker to keep things from snowballing, I'll take it
Like, on one hand, we've all wanted to slap Michael Keane at one moment or another, but this was truly unhinged stuff from Gueye. Like, what are you doing, man?
The fact that they ended up winning regardless though means this is gonna be legend forever lol.
The fact that they ended up winning regardless though means this is gonna be legend forever lol.
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Like, on one hand, we've all wanted to slap Michael Keane at one moment or another, but this was truly unhinged stuff from Gueye. Like, what are you doing, man?
The fact that they ended up winning regardless though means this is gonna be legend forever lol.
The fact that they ended up winning regardless though means this is gonna be legend forever lol.
Everton successfully implementing a revolutionary new winning strategy of having someone get sent off for slapping their own teammate in the game's opening 15 minutes
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Everton successfully implementing a revolutionary new winning strategy of having someone get sent off for slapping their own teammate in the game's opening 15 minutes
It's easy to see why this dude is so profoundly, painfully unfunny.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
It's easy to see why this dude is so profoundly, painfully unfunny.
Lol Jake,,,,, buddy
November 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Lol Jake,,,,, buddy
Devils are poopy without Jack, huh
November 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Devils are poopy without Jack, huh
Was talking logistics for some travel with a colleague and they mentioned it was a 2.5 hour drive from Athens, GA to Raleigh, NC. Told them that didn't sound even close to right. Of course they had asked ChatGPT and it gave them an insanely wrong answer (it's actually 6 hours). I love the future!!!
November 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Was talking logistics for some travel with a colleague and they mentioned it was a 2.5 hour drive from Athens, GA to Raleigh, NC. Told them that didn't sound even close to right. Of course they had asked ChatGPT and it gave them an insanely wrong answer (it's actually 6 hours). I love the future!!!
Team Buy-Out-Ondrej-Palat taking a sad victory lap thinking about the depth that foregone cap space might have provided
In addition to the top players right now, this doesn't help either:
Ondrej Palat: 1 goal in 20 games
Paul Cotter: 1 goal in 20 games
Stefan Noesen: 1 goal in 14 games
The bottom 6 that was a problem last season still seems to be an issue
#NJDevils
Ondrej Palat: 1 goal in 20 games
Paul Cotter: 1 goal in 20 games
Stefan Noesen: 1 goal in 14 games
The bottom 6 that was a problem last season still seems to be an issue
#NJDevils
November 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Team Buy-Out-Ondrej-Palat taking a sad victory lap thinking about the depth that foregone cap space might have provided
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Name a bigger rivalry in the NHL right now
November 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Name a bigger rivalry in the NHL right now
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i'm still laughing that that lady had a FaceTime affair with a diseased rock monster with a brain worm
fellas there is no reason not to have hope
fellas there is no reason not to have hope
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
i'm still laughing that that lady had a FaceTime affair with a diseased rock monster with a brain worm
fellas there is no reason not to have hope
fellas there is no reason not to have hope
The Devils will not rest until every one of their defensemen has fallen into an open manhole
From Amanda Stein;
Brenden Dillon, who left for part of the game against Washington but did return to finish the game, is not on the ice for #NJDevils practice.
We'll talk with Keefe later today, but that might account for the additional Edwards call-up as security with Dougie also returning today.
Brenden Dillon, who left for part of the game against Washington but did return to finish the game, is not on the ice for #NJDevils practice.
We'll talk with Keefe later today, but that might account for the additional Edwards call-up as security with Dougie also returning today.
November 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The Devils will not rest until every one of their defensemen has fallen into an open manhole
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Cut to RTE in Dublin:
We're hearing reports that the Spanish ambassador has been summoned.
We're hearing reports that the Spanish ambassador has been summoned.
Mate just ordered a couple of pints of Guinness in Madrid.
November 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Cut to RTE in Dublin:
We're hearing reports that the Spanish ambassador has been summoned.
We're hearing reports that the Spanish ambassador has been summoned.
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guarantee you the ICE goons themselves have a higher percentage of criminals among them than the people they're ripping from their homes
November 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
guarantee you the ICE goons themselves have a higher percentage of criminals among them than the people they're ripping from their homes
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November 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Flipping over to Texas and welp
November 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Flipping over to Texas and welp