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It's possible that I'm the real asshole here. Sports bad.
Pinned
[TEST] The sports, they're bad.
Jack Hughes gets his meals pre-cut like a toddler here on out. Build it into the team budget. Can't be missing games for a steak-related injury, my man.
November 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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The boys had a full team dinner tonight!

- Via Arseny Gritsyuk's Telegram

#THPN #NJDevils #Hockey #NHL
November 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Lmao what in tarnation
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

Per Elliotte Friedman:

Jack Hughes is out for tomorrow's game after cutting his hand at the team's steak dinner last night.

He is being evaluated and we will provide an update as available.

#THPN #NJDevils #Hockey #NHL
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Ireland up 2-0 on Portugal and Ronaldo getting hit with the red card is [chef's kiss]
November 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I guess my quibble with Buffalonians here is... uh... Buffalo is not exactly a place known for things working out for their sports teams. I think they are already pretty much at maximum cursed independent of Toronto's involvement.
Bills fans want NOTHING to do with the Toronto sports curse 😂

(via Sammy Hudes)
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Nemec gets the OT winner on a stretch pass from Markstrom after Hughes was stopped on a slick move and fired it all the way back to his own end
November 13, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Sub-ideal goaltending in this one
That was one of the best games the #NJDevils have played in weeks. Absolutely deserved the 2nd point tonight. Nemo plays hero
November 13, 2025 at 5:25 AM
NEMOOOOOOOO 🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩
November 13, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:09 AM
That was a very nice play imo
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
If Nemec can round out his "pretty much all of the other stuff involved in hockey" game, it's gonna complement his "scoring cool ass goals" game really well
November 13, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Devils the team scoring late period goals that are deflating for the other team, we're definitely in the upside-down
November 13, 2025 at 4:22 AM
NEMOOOOO
November 13, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Stupid sexy Spencer Knight
November 13, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Devils all made of balsa wood
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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What in God's name is Markstrom doing...
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Markstrom, buddy, where ya going
November 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Trump’s all-in for billionaires with special deals and tax cuts — but wants to shut down the agency that protects Americans from grifters and rip-offs.

The CFPB’s returned $21B to cheated Americans.

No wonder Trump wants it gone. He’s with the cheaters.
Trump administration moves again to dismantle top US consumer watchdog
Government argues funding mechanism behind Consumer Financial Protection Bureau is unlawful
www.theguardian.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Weird!
November 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I'm sorry, pointing to Walmart's scam shrinkflated Thanksgiving meal and the fucking DoorDash think tank about how good you're doing at the economy is so, so bleak. Bleaker still that a substantial number of Americans will lap it up.
At some point embarrassment MUST come
November 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
If anyone wants a sober overseas perspective on our worthless opposition party:
November 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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At some point embarrassment MUST come
November 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Taking out a 50-year mortgage so I can own exactly 3% of my house 20 years from now.
November 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Lol cmon
CONNOR MCDAVID DOING CONNOR MCDAVID THINGS 🤯

My goodness...
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
YESSSSSSSSSSS NEMECCCCC
November 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM