Kage damagé
@kagedamage.bsky.social
Hockey, metal, nerd shit, shitty memes, and typos all in one awful place
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I have a death grudge against the history channel now because of their trivia board game. HENRI RICHARD DIDNT WIN AS MANY CUPS AS BELIVEAU!!!!
January 26, 2026 at 2:35 AM
I have a death grudge against the history channel now because of their trivia board game. HENRI RICHARD DIDNT WIN AS MANY CUPS AS BELIVEAU!!!!
This is some good snow storming
January 25, 2026 at 9:05 PM
This is some good snow storming
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huckin loaves >>>>>>>
January 25, 2026 at 2:56 AM
huckin loaves >>>>>>>
Rolston?!?!
January 25, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Rolston?!?!
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you don't become a martyr because you were a saint, you become a saint because you were martyred
I agree that we can’t make Alex Pretti a Benedictine monk because that’s a trap, but we can talk about the good things we did because people will see and hear them and think “I do those things too”
January 24, 2026 at 11:31 PM
you don't become a martyr because you were a saint, you become a saint because you were martyred
Get their asssssssss
January 24, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Get their asssssssss
Phenomenal microcosm of the devils finishing woes
January 24, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Phenomenal microcosm of the devils finishing woes
This game is so fucking dumb lol
January 24, 2026 at 5:28 AM
This game is so fucking dumb lol
Me the first 35 minutes: What an enjoyable hockey game!
Me the last 5 minutes:
Me the last 5 minutes:
January 24, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Me the first 35 minutes: What an enjoyable hockey game!
Me the last 5 minutes:
Me the last 5 minutes:
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Uh oh—Cody Glass is having tummy troubles.
January 24, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Uh oh—Cody Glass is having tummy troubles.
Great shot of glass shooting back some pepto on the bench, great work team
January 24, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Great shot of glass shooting back some pepto on the bench, great work team
Man, could you imagine buying a ticket to this before the season started and you get to day of and you only get ONE Hughes?
January 24, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Man, could you imagine buying a ticket to this before the season started and you get to day of and you only get ONE Hughes?
Getting some big mike scouting in
January 24, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Getting some big mike scouting in
Jd Vance after realizing everything there is a hard bench, and no soft couch cushions
January 23, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Jd Vance after realizing everything there is a hard bench, and no soft couch cushions
Me watching my 15 minutes of NBA for the hear has consisted of an old man flabbergasted by the question flats or drums for wings
a woman is sitting at a table in a restaurant and talking to another woman while holding a menu .
ALT: a woman is sitting at a table in a restaurant and talking to another woman while holding a menu .
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Me watching my 15 minutes of NBA for the hear has consisted of an old man flabbergasted by the question flats or drums for wings
Final fantasy 8 rules because the draw system means you get sick spells that youre never allowed to use, and FUCK mp
January 23, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Final fantasy 8 rules because the draw system means you get sick spells that youre never allowed to use, and FUCK mp
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Kash Patel at Five Eyes meetings.
January 22, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Kash Patel at Five Eyes meetings.
You may fascinate a woman with Greek mythology
January 22, 2026 at 4:15 PM
You may fascinate a woman with Greek mythology
Wut. W U T
Jackson LaCombe has been named to the US Olympic team, replacing Seth Jones. 🇺🇸
January 21, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Wut. W U T
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> fuck up on a galactic level in a televised speech on january 21st, 2026
> turn entire world against you
> reveal what everyone already knew, that you're completely goddamn stupid
> be terry pegula
> pic unrelated
> turn entire world against you
> reveal what everyone already knew, that you're completely goddamn stupid
> be terry pegula
> pic unrelated
January 21, 2026 at 3:28 PM
> fuck up on a galactic level in a televised speech on january 21st, 2026
> turn entire world against you
> reveal what everyone already knew, that you're completely goddamn stupid
> be terry pegula
> pic unrelated
> turn entire world against you
> reveal what everyone already knew, that you're completely goddamn stupid
> be terry pegula
> pic unrelated
First nhl Olympics in a decade, and its getting reallllllly hard to go full blown patriot for a stupid game. My psychosis is gonna have to go into overdrive
January 21, 2026 at 3:23 PM
First nhl Olympics in a decade, and its getting reallllllly hard to go full blown patriot for a stupid game. My psychosis is gonna have to go into overdrive
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Keon Coleman listening:
January 21, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Keon Coleman listening: