mike
@coldsportstakes.bsky.social
It's possible that I'm the real asshole here. Sports bad.
I feel it may be time to consult the ancient scrolls
October 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I feel it may be time to consult the ancient scrolls
Remembered some 2013-2017 Devils Guys. I call this painting "The Dark Times"
September 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Remembered some 2013-2017 Devils Guys. I call this painting "The Dark Times"
Yankees guys. Combo of "marginal corner OF/IF slugger," "that guy is still in the league?" stints, and "disappointing starting pitcher acquisition." Bonus points to Vazquez for being a 2x disappointing starting pitcher acquisition.
September 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Yankees guys. Combo of "marginal corner OF/IF slugger," "that guy is still in the league?" stints, and "disappointing starting pitcher acquisition." Bonus points to Vazquez for being a 2x disappointing starting pitcher acquisition.
This is what they took from you.
August 21, 2025 at 11:56 PM
This is what they took from you.
Good to have @ryannovo.bsky.social back in the saddle. Some speculation from him on the potential holdup for the Luke contract. Not sure how much I'd like having to deal with double UFA Hughes brothers. Lot of dollars and really would put the team over a barrel, leverage-wise.
August 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Good to have @ryannovo.bsky.social back in the saddle. Some speculation from him on the potential holdup for the Luke contract. Not sure how much I'd like having to deal with double UFA Hughes brothers. Lot of dollars and really would put the team over a barrel, leverage-wise.
I've been following Everton for long enough to know this will not work out... but it just might work out this time.
August 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I've been following Everton for long enough to know this will not work out... but it just might work out this time.
Literally off the charts bad, I'm so sad he's not on the Rangers anymore.
July 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Literally off the charts bad, I'm so sad he's not on the Rangers anymore.
Fitz approaching free agency:
![@mikefossey: Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4heuxzswznb5sebchskudpck/bafkreihntokgck5l7dg277qjanbo2rov6xiw4prjq3ijcahapqszc3q2aq@jpeg)
June 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Fitz approaching free agency:
I read something the other day that made it sound like Markstrom dragged the Devils to the playoffs and I felt like I was going insane. The dude was literally the definition of average this season!
June 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I read something the other day that made it sound like Markstrom dragged the Devils to the playoffs and I felt like I was going insane. The dude was literally the definition of average this season!
The market doing this, but sincerely, to the bitter end:
![Elon Musk: [slams dick in car door]
Musk Fans: Masterful gambit, sir](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4heuxzswznb5sebchskudpck/bafkreig6oq6dxsxpwreicc7jp2agltjty3lldgmvxptcyirnzrkkduchwq@jpeg)
June 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The market doing this, but sincerely, to the bitter end:
Remember when the Daily Beast dropped tapes of Epstein talking about his direct line to the White House and his great friend Donald Trump like 72 hours before the election and it made barely a ripple in the news? Just thinking about it for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
June 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Remember when the Daily Beast dropped tapes of Epstein talking about his direct line to the White House and his great friend Donald Trump like 72 hours before the election and it made barely a ripple in the news? Just thinking about it for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
It's very funny ("funny") that this ostensible car company's stock price is almost completely divorced from the business of selling cars.
June 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
It's very funny ("funny") that this ostensible car company's stock price is almost completely divorced from the business of selling cars.
As someone with some Four Loko-fueled gaps in my memory circa 2009/10, this was an enjoyable read
May 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
As someone with some Four Loko-fueled gaps in my memory circa 2009/10, this was an enjoyable read
Meanwhile, lmao when you get to the bottom six:
May 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Meanwhile, lmao when you get to the bottom six:
Gotta bring Lou back so we can have the type of concise injury updates we used to.
April 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Gotta bring Lou back so we can have the type of concise injury updates we used to.
![[Gru meme] Plan Step 1: Devils look like shit for the final four months of the season. Plan Step 2: Make playoffs anyway because everyone chasing them also sucks. Plan Step 3: Devils are still dogshit in the playoffs and get destroyed. (Oh no)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4heuxzswznb5sebchskudpck/bafkreicrtdiggr4t3ghilutmn2fapkkdgh5mrua4nt2yxmu2iwbngegiku@jpeg)
Truly one of the funniest sequences of events in Devils history
April 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Truly one of the funniest sequences of events in Devils history
RIP to Ray Shero. Your mileage may vary on his time as GM in NJ (I think in retrospect he did a pretty good job, considering what he started with), but this is undeniably one of the best quotes I've ever seen a GM unload on a player in a negotiation.
April 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
RIP to Ray Shero. Your mileage may vary on his time as GM in NJ (I think in retrospect he did a pretty good job, considering what he started with), but this is undeniably one of the best quotes I've ever seen a GM unload on a player in a negotiation.
Love to make this guy vice president
March 14, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Love to make this guy vice president