Chris: Permanent DST Enthusiast
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Chris: Permanent DST Enthusiast
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Therapist, runner, dog person. Music, movies, basketball. Trying to post less about politics? Maybe? New England is home.
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People have been doing lateral tracking shots for a long time, but it's the shifting between subjects - 4! (guys leaving the hotel, each mirror, the photo) - into the pan to the fifth subject, in the backseat, that puts this over the top for me.

Not sure anyone has done anything as elegant since
this shot from Munich is craziness. how the hell do you even conceive of something like that?!??
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Trump 2028: A teapot dome in every kitchen, a Watergate in every yard
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Me at the end of every season of Stranger Things, but especially when they revealed Eleven's real name
please, tv writers, i beg you

stop making the penultimate episode a flashback that answers all my questions about how we got here

i don't care! i already AM here. these are not questions i want answered! i don't care about these flashback people! i don't want to care about these flashback people!
November 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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The Taft administration never lifted a finger on the Epstein files.
Q: In the interests of transparency, why not just go ahead and release the full Epstein files?

LEAVITT: This administration has done more with respect to Epstein transparency than any administration ever
November 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
i would say it's too bad my grandparents are dead if it were true

they would have loved this more than they loved me
The perfect New England holiday item doesn't exi–
November 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Ike Barinholtz is so fucking funny on The Studio. Good lord.
November 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
This is what Billy from Stranger Things looks like now
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
The Danny Brown show tonight is the first time in the 6 years that it has existed that I've seen people posting about Big Night Live
November 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
"We are looking forward to working with our sports betting partners to get this toothpaste back in the tube," Rob Manfred said in a statement released by the league.
NEW YORK (AP) — Major League Baseball, sportsbooks say they will limit bets on individual pitches in response to pitch rigging scandal.
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
They're not mutually exclusive states.

We just voted out as many as we could five goddamn days ago. Can't vote any more out on November 9th.

But we sure as hell can be mad that eight nominally liberal senators just gave their opposition a win while extracting basically no concessions.
November 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The trekkies are making star wars memes, that's how badly Schumer fucked the dog on this
"I've just made a deal that will guarantee a vote on the ACA subsidies"
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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John Fetterman’s memoir comes out on Tuesday, so if the phone calls don’t work you can always tell him how you feel while he’s on book tour.
November 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Tomorrow would be the funniest day for it to happen, after all this shutdown garbage
November 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
there have been four 44-22 games in NFL history

2 of them *today*
3 of them this season (the other? 1967)
2 of which involved the Commanders losing 44-22
November 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
$10 says they fuckin' blew it
November 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
this has gotta keep happening because of all the MRIs and shit right? like no one can find a vein, the IV is a real bastard to place, he gets bruised up, they cover it with a hacky makeup job, and off he goes?
His weird discolored hand
November 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I dunno why the Scorigami bot hasn't posted it, but 36-29 was a Scorigami

Tremendous work, Texans D line
November 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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sheldon rankins, you have achieved a SCORIGAMI
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
i guess the jags only need like 15 yards to have a shot at a 70 yard FG
November 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
is jim nantz sundowning
November 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Patriots play calling on first and second down has looked pretty ugly so far in the fourth quarter. Don't love it.
November 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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The Patriots score early in the second half with a TreVeyon Henderson 55-yard touchdown run
November 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
@cjzero.bsky.social I need a clip of the woman in Patriots garb visually mouthing "HOLY SHIT" after that Treyveon Henderson TD
November 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
That catch by Diggs was filthy, good god
November 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM