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Chris: Permanent DST Enthusiast
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Therapist, runner, dog person. Music, movies, basketball. Trying to post less about politics? Maybe? New England is home.
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Obviously
Josh Ruben, Anna Garcia, Demi Adejuyigbe
November 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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maybe a third? maybe.
the midwest and midatlantic get the Bears/Commanders game (blue) and everyone else gets Niners/Rams (red)
November 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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I dunno why the Scorigami bot hasn't posted it, but 36-29 was a Scorigami

Tremendous work, Texans D line
November 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Given the average age of Bluesky users, I figure this will resonate
Beef, it's what's for dinner
November 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Beginning to think Nathan Fielder was onto something
November 5, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Everyone in hell:
"we always knew you'd make it didn't / didn't think you'd come this late" – Elvis Costello, Living in Paradise Eat worms, Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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A reminder that you don't need to understand everything you see
A quote from Ghostface Killah on art: "I don't give a fuck if you don't know what I'm talking about — this is art. When you see a painting in the wall and it looks bugged out because you don't know what the fuck he thinking, because he ain't got no benches, no trees there, it's just a splash. The n---- that did it know what the fuck it is.
October 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Tonight's movie is:

The Hudsucker Proxy
Tim Robbins and Jennifer Jason Leigh having a serious conversation in 1950s garb. He looks distressed.
October 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Kelsey Grammer, from Money Plane, looking at a computer screen, upset
October 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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everyone should hate horatio sanz at least as much as jim downey does
like jeffrey epstein, the new york financier, horatio sanz has been accused of sexually grooming/abusing children
October 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Tonight's movie is:

Barton Fink
October 26, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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the happy medium between "what guys wear" and "big loose dress" is clear:
david byrne in his big, loose suit from stop making sense
October 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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A second movie of the night:

Shivers
A still photo of a doctor's office. The text written and directed by David Cronenberg is superimposed over it.
October 25, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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Tonight's movie is: Chinatown
Chinatown opening credits. Faye Dunaway's name is alone on screen in sepia tones
October 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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i genuinely just wrote this moments ago as I catch up on my 1001albumsgenerator.com notes, and when I tabbed over to doomscroll a little, you were at the top of my feed thinking basically the same thing
There's a very strong chance every PJ Harvey album in this project gets 5 stars from me, even though I so rarely think to put her on when I'm listening to music at work, around the house, in the car, etc. I have a weird relationship with her music, but it's almost all fantastic.
October 24, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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Kelsey Grammer, from Money Plane, looking disappointed
October 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Layne Staley. Deceased, drugs.

Scott Weiland. Deceased, alcohol.

Jeff Buckley. Deceased, swimming.
Austin Powers, in the late 90s, somberly reflecting on the musicians he knew 30 years earlier who all died tragically young while he was cryogenically frozen
October 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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norm macdonald, weekend update: now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but i believe everyone involved in this story should die (i do not actually wish death on olivia nuzzi)
October 15, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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The Fox baseball guys have Baseball Reference open in the booth but they don't have an ad blocker installed
A zoomed in picture of a MacBook, a browser tab open on Baseball Reference. There is a video ad playing in the bottom right corner and a banner ad of a polar bear wearing sunglasses that takes up a third of the screen
October 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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The Duffer brothers got mad at everyone over the summer for posting these purported run times of the episodes

But these actual run times are still very long
Run times of stranger things episodes, leaked in July of 2025. The shortest listed was 1 hour 55 minutes. The longest was 3 hours flat. It's unclear if these were fake the whole time of if these were director's cut lengths or pre-editing lengths.
October 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Can't say we've ever had a vampire in the emergency department before, but there's a first time for everything
She has been sober x630 years
October 13, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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There was a tweet in between
Derek, @dieworkwear: "don't know why it's surprising to hear that a massive amount of paperwork will ensue if you get rid of the de minimis exemption, resulting in chaos, confusion, and some packages being delayed"
October 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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this footer is so clownish
100% non-satirical. your information is collected. we are mocking you. and the government. truthful statements are marked in red. (nothing ont he entire website is red)
October 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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It's impossible to have a bad time when Tina Fey is on your TV screen
Tina Fey as Kristi Noem on SNL
October 12, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Blue Jays watching this game like
the canadian delegation from the movie Conclave. they look tired, because they are.
October 11, 2025 at 4:50 AM