Chris: Permanent DST Enthusiast
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Chris: Permanent DST Enthusiast
@cokes.bsky.social
Therapist, runner, dog person. Music, movies, basketball. Trying to post less about politics? Maybe? New England is home.
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This is what Billy from Stranger Things looks like now
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
The Danny Brown show tonight is the first time in the 6 years that it has existed that I've seen people posting about Big Night Live
November 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
"We are looking forward to working with our sports betting partners to get this toothpaste back in the tube," Rob Manfred said in a statement released by the league.
NEW YORK (AP) — Major League Baseball, sportsbooks say they will limit bets on individual pitches in response to pitch rigging scandal.
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
They're not mutually exclusive states.

We just voted out as many as we could five goddamn days ago. Can't vote any more out on November 9th.

But we sure as hell can be mad that eight nominally liberal senators just gave their opposition a win while extracting basically no concessions.
November 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The trekkies are making star wars memes, that's how badly Schumer fucked the dog on this
"I've just made a deal that will guarantee a vote on the ACA subsidies"
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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John Fetterman’s memoir comes out on Tuesday, so if the phone calls don’t work you can always tell him how you feel while he’s on book tour.
November 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Tomorrow would be the funniest day for it to happen, after all this shutdown garbage
November 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
there have been four 44-22 games in NFL history

2 of them *today*
3 of them this season (the other? 1967)
2 of which involved the Commanders losing 44-22
November 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
$10 says they fuckin' blew it
November 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
this has gotta keep happening because of all the MRIs and shit right? like no one can find a vein, the IV is a real bastard to place, he gets bruised up, they cover it with a hacky makeup job, and off he goes?
His weird discolored hand
November 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I dunno why the Scorigami bot hasn't posted it, but 36-29 was a Scorigami

Tremendous work, Texans D line
November 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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sheldon rankins, you have achieved a SCORIGAMI
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
i guess the jags only need like 15 yards to have a shot at a 70 yard FG
November 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
is jim nantz sundowning
November 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Patriots play calling on first and second down has looked pretty ugly so far in the fourth quarter. Don't love it.
November 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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The Patriots score early in the second half with a TreVeyon Henderson 55-yard touchdown run
November 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
@cjzero.bsky.social I need a clip of the woman in Patriots garb visually mouthing "HOLY SHIT" after that Treyveon Henderson TD
November 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
That catch by Diggs was filthy, good god
November 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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I support Plur1bus’s mission of giving an X-Files writer what appears to be a billion dollars.
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM
People are gonna be polarized by that Nikki Glaser #SNL monologue but it was exactly what you hire Nikki Glaser to do (I loved it)
November 9, 2025 at 4:46 AM
There is no one I would rather watch irritatedly smoke a cigarette than Rhea Seehorn
November 9, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
it's a real shame that academia got to the name "The Stanford Prison Experiment" before prog rock did
November 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Not only is it a non-solution, it's a dumb one, because it assumes – almost certainly incorrectly – that pedestrian traffic is equal in both directions. It isn't.
Crosswalk flags were installed at three different locations in the Fox Point neighborhood of Providence!
November 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM