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Chris is now entering... the Twilight Zone
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Therapist, runner, dog person. Music, movies, basketball. Trying to post less about politics? Maybe? New England is home.
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Peacock keeps changing the heinous Everybody Wants to Rule the World ad when someone in the original version is replaced because they're injured

It has Siakam in it now and it doesn't fit the cadence. I think Siakam replaced SGA, lyrically

I bet it's AI, honestly
February 12, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I'm like 15 minutes into this and learning all this insane stuff about Clavicular is making me feel like I'm on Venus
February 12, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Impossibly, his only Emmy so far was for Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip

He lost to Ted Danson and Kelsey Grammer twice, and Richard Mulligan, Burt Reynolds, and Craig T Nelson once each.

(He's also never been nominated for an Oscar, which, come the fuck on)
February 12, 2026 at 8:06 PM
All you have to do is teach them to skate backwards
February 12, 2026 at 7:59 PM
lmao at the last answer

Throw that guy in a river
February 12, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Honestly, a $40 upcharge to be at the same table is pretty reasonable, if only because $110 to be in the room kind of a dumb gamble. You could have your back to PIven!
February 12, 2026 at 1:17 PM
I just realized that Jason Mantzoukas is the voice of the Mucinex mucus man
February 12, 2026 at 11:54 AM
A little later in the week, but possibly for several days here in Boston
February 12, 2026 at 10:55 AM
This pirate motherfucker
February 12, 2026 at 9:18 AM
I have met Heracles and Icarus

The surface is a weird place
February 12, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Also, turns out she's a HS dropout

Oop
February 12, 2026 at 6:56 AM
With no further information I'm gonna assume it's Katy Perry
February 12, 2026 at 6:51 AM
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designing a new timberwolves jersey after every win 🐺

record: 34-22
February 12, 2026 at 3:29 AM
I can't believe this is how I learned that all the nonsense this morning was because of a racist laser
February 12, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Why did Bird come off the bench so many times in 81-82?

He only came off the bench 27 times in the regular season and 19 of them were that year
February 12, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Didn't Methuen produce a Miss USA winner like 20 years ago

Not that I could name her off the top of my head, but I am exactly the right age to know it happened
February 12, 2026 at 5:47 AM
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The Milan Olympic Village alone serves 992 pounds of pasta per day. The village has a capacity of 1,400. We can assume that not every Olympian is eating in the village canteen every day. From this we can conclude Olympians are eating two-plus pounds of pasta per day. 🍝🍝🍝
February 12, 2026 at 2:49 AM
2 Jazzed 2 Furious
February 12, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Wait til people learn about the enemies in modern single player video games
I swear, I think I'm going to have a stroke after reading some of these replies... Jesus Christ, people. Some of you are the letters "AI" and immediately get really fuckin' weird.
February 12, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Silent disco obviously
February 12, 2026 at 2:16 AM
To the depths of the ocean in my Chevrolet/searching for you
February 12, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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Dr Oz inviting ol Jeffrey to his V Day bash in 2016
February 12, 2026 at 12:12 AM
But WAP wasn't released until 2020
February 11, 2026 at 11:21 PM
They're close. I think Cheers takes it for me because of how integral it feels in basically every sitcom that came after it.

Frasier doesn't really have a downstream effect in the same way
February 11, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Darren Wanderoffsky
February 11, 2026 at 11:12 PM