Cody Thomas
@codythomas.bsky.social
analytics developer. guardians, blue jackets, browns, cavs. public policy. political cynicism. individual rights. ohio.
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"'We are the federal government, and if we choose to take power away from a governor or away from a mayor, this is the new normal.' And my response is, I've seen this movie before. It used to be called a coup, and it happens in other countries."
@mayor.lacity.gov on the feds in LA:
@mayor.lacity.gov on the feds in LA:
July 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
"'We are the federal government, and if we choose to take power away from a governor or away from a mayor, this is the new normal.' And my response is, I've seen this movie before. It used to be called a coup, and it happens in other countries."
@mayor.lacity.gov on the feds in LA:
@mayor.lacity.gov on the feds in LA:
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Not even six hours apart.
February 17, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Not even six hours apart.
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you wanna play big boy games your name gets published. what is this my large adult precious son shit
January 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
you wanna play big boy games your name gets published. what is this my large adult precious son shit
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Senator Tillis (R - NC) betrayed a witness he had personally persuaded to testify against Hegseth, for unknown reasons. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Exclusive | Tillis Assured Hegseth’s Former Sister-in-Law Her Testimony Could Convince GOP Senators to Vote No
The North Carolina senator provided pivotal 50th “yes” vote to confirm Hegseth as defense secretary.
www.wsj.com
January 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Senator Tillis (R - NC) betrayed a witness he had personally persuaded to testify against Hegseth, for unknown reasons. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
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if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
January 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
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What we have instead of an opposition party is a copy of Robert's Rules of Order that has learned how to do GoFundMes and insider trading
January 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
What we have instead of an opposition party is a copy of Robert's Rules of Order that has learned how to do GoFundMes and insider trading
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January 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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I’d prefer foreign policy not be conducted on a theory of pathological insecurity and hypersensitivity to criticism but that’s just me.
January 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I’d prefer foreign policy not be conducted on a theory of pathological insecurity and hypersensitivity to criticism but that’s just me.
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it’s january 2021 and the bills DL is ineffectually chasing around patrick mahomes
it’s january 2022 and the bills DL is ineffectually chasing around patrick mahomes
it’s january 2024 and the bills DL is ineffectually chasing around patrick mahomes
it’s january 2025 and th
it’s january 2022 and the bills DL is ineffectually chasing around patrick mahomes
it’s january 2024 and the bills DL is ineffectually chasing around patrick mahomes
it’s january 2025 and th
January 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
it’s january 2021 and the bills DL is ineffectually chasing around patrick mahomes
it’s january 2022 and the bills DL is ineffectually chasing around patrick mahomes
it’s january 2024 and the bills DL is ineffectually chasing around patrick mahomes
it’s january 2025 and th
it’s january 2022 and the bills DL is ineffectually chasing around patrick mahomes
it’s january 2024 and the bills DL is ineffectually chasing around patrick mahomes
it’s january 2025 and th
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“They forgot to grease the historical markers” is a sentence that has never been said before and could not be said in any other city
They forgot to grease the historical markers!
January 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
“They forgot to grease the historical markers” is a sentence that has never been said before and could not be said in any other city
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Tom Brady speaks at exactly one pace and one tone no matter the situation, the viewer is always being summoned for the final call for Delta flight 83 to Cancun
January 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Tom Brady speaks at exactly one pace and one tone no matter the situation, the viewer is always being summoned for the final call for Delta flight 83 to Cancun
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My 76-year-old mother just informed me that she is going to her first "sex party" and doesn't know what to bring.
After some awkward questions, I said, "Gender reveal. You're going to a gender reveal."
After some awkward questions, I said, "Gender reveal. You're going to a gender reveal."
January 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
My 76-year-old mother just informed me that she is going to her first "sex party" and doesn't know what to bring.
After some awkward questions, I said, "Gender reveal. You're going to a gender reveal."
After some awkward questions, I said, "Gender reveal. You're going to a gender reveal."
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Ever wonder what snow in the swamp would look like? This is 5 miles into the Louisiana swamps in the Atchafalaya basin... it's unreal... having lived down there for the first 28 years of my life, we never saw anything like this.
Smashed records.
Curtesy of Garrett Roberts.
Smashed records.
Curtesy of Garrett Roberts.
January 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Ever wonder what snow in the swamp would look like? This is 5 miles into the Louisiana swamps in the Atchafalaya basin... it's unreal... having lived down there for the first 28 years of my life, we never saw anything like this.
Smashed records.
Curtesy of Garrett Roberts.
Smashed records.
Curtesy of Garrett Roberts.
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This is how you say “go fuck yourself sideways with a porcupine” in inspector general speak.
Going to be interesting to see how the administration responds
Going to be interesting to see how the administration responds
January 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
This is how you say “go fuck yourself sideways with a porcupine” in inspector general speak.
Going to be interesting to see how the administration responds
Going to be interesting to see how the administration responds
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This week's Internet winner goes to...
January 24, 2025 at 8:49 AM
This week's Internet winner goes to...
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JUST IN: Judge MEHTA has barred Stewart Rhodes and other Oath Keepers whose sentences were *commuted* from going into Washinton or the U.S. Capitol without permission from the court.
January 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
JUST IN: Judge MEHTA has barred Stewart Rhodes and other Oath Keepers whose sentences were *commuted* from going into Washinton or the U.S. Capitol without permission from the court.
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January 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Liam Coen absolutely loves reconsidering which job he should have. This man has absolutely purchased an item online, returned it, and then re-ordered the same item within a week. He takes 3 hours to complete a grocery shop. Siri play We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together.
January 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Liam Coen absolutely loves reconsidering which job he should have. This man has absolutely purchased an item online, returned it, and then re-ordered the same item within a week. He takes 3 hours to complete a grocery shop. Siri play We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together.
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NEW YORK (AP) — Family who owns Purdue Pharma could pay up to $7.4 billion in latest settlement of lawsuits over the toll of OxyContin.
January 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
NEW YORK (AP) — Family who owns Purdue Pharma could pay up to $7.4 billion in latest settlement of lawsuits over the toll of OxyContin.
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The Mayor of Newark says ICE detained citizens and a military veteran in a warrantless raid there today. www.newarknj.gov/news/mayor-r...
January 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The Mayor of Newark says ICE detained citizens and a military veteran in a warrantless raid there today. www.newarknj.gov/news/mayor-r...
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Doug Gottlieb’s team is doing so badly because other team’s coaches are so hyperfocused on their teams they don’t even notice how bad Doug Gottlieb’s team is while Doug Gottlieb did a 2 hour radio show about the NFL coaching carousel yesterday before losing at home to IU-Indianapolis.
If you'd like to know how much of a cocoon some coaches can put themselves in, this is a text tonight from a high-major assistant.
January 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Doug Gottlieb’s team is doing so badly because other team’s coaches are so hyperfocused on their teams they don’t even notice how bad Doug Gottlieb’s team is while Doug Gottlieb did a 2 hour radio show about the NFL coaching carousel yesterday before losing at home to IU-Indianapolis.
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Bill Belichick’s UNC contract laying out what we already know about the elite bowls.
January 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Bill Belichick’s UNC contract laying out what we already know about the elite bowls.