connor
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@cocoshanks.bsky.social
· Jan 22
Wow, another beautiful day—simply cannot wait for the rest of 2025!
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Sure, Kamala Harris would have have preserved our global power and domestic prosperity. But she would have done so as a Black woman.
by Pete Hegseth and Stephen Miller
by Pete Hegseth and Stephen Miller
April 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Sure, Kamala Harris would have have preserved our global power and domestic prosperity. But she would have done so as a Black woman.
by Pete Hegseth and Stephen Miller
by Pete Hegseth and Stephen Miller
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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
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Analysis | Trump is finally giving us the recession that Biden could never deliver.
April 7, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Analysis | Trump is finally giving us the recession that Biden could never deliver.
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Today’s crash is not to be referred to as Black Monday. It is White Boy Monday.
by Karoline Leavitt
by Karoline Leavitt
April 7, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Today’s crash is not to be referred to as Black Monday. It is White Boy Monday.
by Karoline Leavitt
by Karoline Leavitt
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Donald Trump's head is so far up Putin's ass he can see Sarah Palin's front porch.
March 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Donald Trump's head is so far up Putin's ass he can see Sarah Palin's front porch.
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On the subject of people traveling to the US right about now: Fuck, if I were from another country and I didn't need to come, I sure as hell wouldn't, the current administration has made it clear traveling here isn't safe, and why not take them at their word, there's a whole world to visit
March 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
On the subject of people traveling to the US right about now: Fuck, if I were from another country and I didn't need to come, I sure as hell wouldn't, the current administration has made it clear traveling here isn't safe, and why not take them at their word, there's a whole world to visit
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EXCLUSIVE: This just happened onstage in front of 6,000 Bostonians at the Dropkick Murphys concert. "This is America, no kings here!" @dropkickmurphys.com nails it again!!
March 16, 2025 at 6:04 AM
EXCLUSIVE: This just happened onstage in front of 6,000 Bostonians at the Dropkick Murphys concert. "This is America, no kings here!" @dropkickmurphys.com nails it again!!
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DHS Begins National Registry Of Duolingo Users
theonion.com/dhs-beg...
theonion.com/dhs-beg...
DHS Begins National Registry Of Duolingo Users
WASHINGTON—Warning that the highly suspicious individuals constituted a threat to the country’s safety and cultural unity, the U.S. Department of Homeland Security announced plans Monday to create a national registry of Duolingo users. “For unknown reasons, there are people in this country attempting to learn foreign languages ranging from Italian to Japanese, and we need […]
theonion.com
March 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
DHS Begins National Registry Of Duolingo Users
theonion.com/dhs-beg...
theonion.com/dhs-beg...
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So then they broke the truce, right??
March 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
So then they broke the truce, right??
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When criticized I always say "that's rich coming from you" just to buy some time
March 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
When criticized I always say "that's rich coming from you" just to buy some time
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@ kendrick lamar do one about schumer
March 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
@ kendrick lamar do one about schumer
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He’s gone too far now
idk but this condom tutorial seems to be setting some unrealistic standards
March 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
He’s gone too far now
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Elon Musk's favorite supposed data expert, who he's retweeted at least a dozen times, claims she can only process 60,000 rows of data before her "hard drive overheats"
March 14, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Elon Musk's favorite supposed data expert, who he's retweeted at least a dozen times, claims she can only process 60,000 rows of data before her "hard drive overheats"
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I just saw a Cybertruck with a "Baby on Board" sticker and thought that was very self-aware of the owner.
March 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I just saw a Cybertruck with a "Baby on Board" sticker and thought that was very self-aware of the owner.
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'Howdy' is an alteration of "how do ye."
March 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
'Howdy' is an alteration of "how do ye."
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even having to call a representative rn is such horseshit. imagine you're a rep:
person: hi <you> have you heard about <your job> happening? it's affecting all of <your job> and seriously impacting our <your job>
rep (you): oh hey <millionth caller>, ya someone should really do something about that
person: hi <you> have you heard about <your job> happening? it's affecting all of <your job> and seriously impacting our <your job>
rep (you): oh hey <millionth caller>, ya someone should really do something about that
If Trump doesn’t rescind it, Congress must act.
January 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
even having to call a representative rn is such horseshit. imagine you're a rep:
person: hi <you> have you heard about <your job> happening? it's affecting all of <your job> and seriously impacting our <your job>
rep (you): oh hey <millionth caller>, ya someone should really do something about that
person: hi <you> have you heard about <your job> happening? it's affecting all of <your job> and seriously impacting our <your job>
rep (you): oh hey <millionth caller>, ya someone should really do something about that
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guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this
March 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this
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Visiting friends in New York
March 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Visiting friends in New York
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gavin newsom: thanks for joining us on the pod today…now childcare is obviously difficult, do you have any suggestions?
casey anthony: so many
casey anthony: so many
March 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
gavin newsom: thanks for joining us on the pod today…now childcare is obviously difficult, do you have any suggestions?
casey anthony: so many
casey anthony: so many
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I know this is going to sound naive or earnest, but I genuinely find myself shocked by how little people seem to be upset by the levels of corruption we're seeing. Is that the median voter assumes everyone is corrupt already? Or isn't actually getting stories about the corruption?
March 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I know this is going to sound naive or earnest, but I genuinely find myself shocked by how little people seem to be upset by the levels of corruption we're seeing. Is that the median voter assumes everyone is corrupt already? Or isn't actually getting stories about the corruption?