Tex Carolina
@coachstanley864.bsky.social
Personal account away from Twitter until Elon goes away. Husband/father. Leftist in the closet living in the South. Teacher/coach/football analytics consultant.
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thinking about the pope pacing back and forth in his apartment at 3:30 am yelling at the tv
January 19, 2026 at 2:21 AM
thinking about the pope pacing back and forth in his apartment at 3:30 am yelling at the tv
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"Isn't the point of the game that everyone has a good time?" A remarkably bad thing to say to a Packer's fan right now
January 11, 2026 at 4:26 AM
"Isn't the point of the game that everyone has a good time?" A remarkably bad thing to say to a Packer's fan right now
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Can’t escape the irony that my wife and I actively encouraged our kids’ CFB fandoms to better than our own experience and I just put a weeping UGA fan to bed
January 2, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Can’t escape the irony that my wife and I actively encouraged our kids’ CFB fandoms to better than our own experience and I just put a weeping UGA fan to bed
Has a single Indiana player fallen backwards this entire game!?
January 2, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Has a single Indiana player fallen backwards this entire game!?
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waking up from a ten-year coma to unfathomable confusion about which way the gulf goes
The gulf between Texas Tech's defense and offense right now is a galaxy.
January 1, 2026 at 6:17 PM
waking up from a ten-year coma to unfathomable confusion about which way the gulf goes
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Being a “back in my day” guy about Texas Tech-Oregon being a defensive brawl instead of a 73-67 game with 1,400 passing yards. Kids these days wouldn’t understand. They never had iPods. They don’t realize Subway footlongs are supposed to cost $5
January 1, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Being a “back in my day” guy about Texas Tech-Oregon being a defensive brawl instead of a 73-67 game with 1,400 passing yards. Kids these days wouldn’t understand. They never had iPods. They don’t realize Subway footlongs are supposed to cost $5
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There are more of us than there are of them.
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
There are more of us than there are of them.
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virginia tech and south carolina being locked in a 7-5 game feels spiritually correct
August 31, 2025 at 8:02 PM
virginia tech and south carolina being locked in a 7-5 game feels spiritually correct
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Idiot shit from the refs on catches
August 31, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Idiot shit from the refs on catches
Nothing will get me hootin’ and hollerin’ like a clean, open field tackle.
August 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Nothing will get me hootin’ and hollerin’ like a clean, open field tackle.
May not be the most popular thing to post on this app, but I believe it.
July 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
May not be the most popular thing to post on this app, but I believe it.
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A thank you for making the Charity Bowl happen (and a handy suggestion for what’s to come)
April 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
A thank you for making the Charity Bowl happen (and a handy suggestion for what’s to come)
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The Astros won 6-5. They are 51-34.
The bullpen threw 4.1 innings of one-run ball at Coors Field, making a third-inning grand slam from Victor Caratini stand up. Josh Hader struck out the winning run twice in the ninth inning. The Astros are now 18-7 in one-run games.
The bullpen threw 4.1 innings of one-run ball at Coors Field, making a third-inning grand slam from Victor Caratini stand up. Josh Hader struck out the winning run twice in the ninth inning. The Astros are now 18-7 in one-run games.
July 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The Astros won 6-5. They are 51-34.
The bullpen threw 4.1 innings of one-run ball at Coors Field, making a third-inning grand slam from Victor Caratini stand up. Josh Hader struck out the winning run twice in the ninth inning. The Astros are now 18-7 in one-run games.
The bullpen threw 4.1 innings of one-run ball at Coors Field, making a third-inning grand slam from Victor Caratini stand up. Josh Hader struck out the winning run twice in the ninth inning. The Astros are now 18-7 in one-run games.
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you have been visited by "Le Boulanger Quebecois"
repost to receive his blessing
repost to receive his blessing
July 1, 2025 at 10:25 AM
you have been visited by "Le Boulanger Quebecois"
repost to receive his blessing
repost to receive his blessing
Held the door for JR Smith at a bar in Greenville once
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 14, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Held the door for JR Smith at a bar in Greenville once
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Fun part of this Finals? Both the Oklahoma City and Indiana crowds have been awesome! So much energy and noise in both arenas.
June 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Fun part of this Finals? Both the Oklahoma City and Indiana crowds have been awesome! So much energy and noise in both arenas.
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BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.”
They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.
They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.
June 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.”
They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.
They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.
Please let ICE agents roll up to my school. I'm ready to fight.
Los Angeles Unified School District
Superintendent Alberto M. Carvalho didn't hold back when expressing his anger and "contempt" after agents with Homeland Security attempted to gain access to two elementary schools earlier this week.
Superintendent Alberto M. Carvalho didn't hold back when expressing his anger and "contempt" after agents with Homeland Security attempted to gain access to two elementary schools earlier this week.
June 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Please let ICE agents roll up to my school. I'm ready to fight.
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opposing coach calls you a f****t so you hit a game-sealing two run dinger right in his bigot face
happy pride month!
happy pride month!
June 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
opposing coach calls you a f****t so you hit a game-sealing two run dinger right in his bigot face
happy pride month!
happy pride month!
@milesofgray.bsky.social your 50 Cent impression nearly ran me off the road this morning
June 3, 2025 at 1:22 PM
@milesofgray.bsky.social your 50 Cent impression nearly ran me off the road this morning
International games are stupid. Full stop.
Adam Schefter on how the amount of NFL international games will continue to just grow and grow. 🏈📺🤑 #NFL
May 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
International games are stupid. Full stop.
See? It's not just Middle School centers - all of them screw up.
May 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
See? It's not just Middle School centers - all of them screw up.
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There’s no on-field argument for DILLON GABRIEL over Shedeur
April 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
There’s no on-field argument for DILLON GABRIEL over Shedeur
Dillon GABRIEL!?!
a cartoon of spongebob saying " flapping lips " on a spiral background
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob saying " flapping lips " on a spiral background
media.tenor.com
April 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Dillon GABRIEL!?!
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The vibe here
March 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The vibe here