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Mom, can you pick me up? They’re making fun of my Bacchanalian nature again.
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Idk if this is corny to say or whatever but Ms Rachel is a radical human rights activist. Her work to advocate and create conditions for the dignity, rights, and respect for children as fully realized human beings In her discipline/practice as well as her politics is admirable beyond words Idek
January 5, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Idk if this is corny to say or whatever but Ms Rachel is a radical human rights activist. Her work to advocate and create conditions for the dignity, rights, and respect for children as fully realized human beings In her discipline/practice as well as her politics is admirable beyond words Idek
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Love this from Guillermo del Toro
January 5, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Love this from Guillermo del Toro
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Quoting this again to bring to you: EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO
December 31, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Quoting this again to bring to you: EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO
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Well, it was either all this or another black person in a Star Wars movie
January 3, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Well, it was either all this or another black person in a Star Wars movie
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people talk about stealing resources but this is about the wounded masculinity of Americans and the desire to feel powerful by hurting, conquering, killing, taking, this is about Americans understanding ourselves as masters of the world and lashing out in rage at a world that won't just submit
Since illegally abducting Maduro 10 hours ago, Trump has threatened to take action in:
- Mexico
- Colombia
- Cuba
It’s blatantly clear he wants to take over the whole region and isn’t gonna let laws get in the way.
- Mexico
- Colombia
- Cuba
It’s blatantly clear he wants to take over the whole region and isn’t gonna let laws get in the way.
January 3, 2026 at 6:30 PM
people talk about stealing resources but this is about the wounded masculinity of Americans and the desire to feel powerful by hurting, conquering, killing, taking, this is about Americans understanding ourselves as masters of the world and lashing out in rage at a world that won't just submit
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forget the long arc of history bending towards justice, I need the rube goldberg machine of inexorable consequence to endgame the kind of profoundly ironic yet blackly hilarious karmic downfall that would’ve had ancient greek theatergoers hollering at the chorus
January 3, 2026 at 12:28 PM
forget the long arc of history bending towards justice, I need the rube goldberg machine of inexorable consequence to endgame the kind of profoundly ironic yet blackly hilarious karmic downfall that would’ve had ancient greek theatergoers hollering at the chorus
lol, lmao even
Drake has been accused in a federal class-action RICO lawsuit of using the online sweepstakes casino to boost the play counts of his music across the major streaming platforms.
Drake accused of using an online gambling platform to inflate play counts of his music
The Canadian rapper and two others are also accused in a RICO lawsuit of using the Stake gambling platform to transfer money between themselves.
nbcnews.to
January 2, 2026 at 10:58 PM
lol, lmao even
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Shoot this right into my veins.
Mamdani: I have been told that this is the occasion to reset expectations, that I should use this opportunity to encourage the people of New York to ask for little and expect even less. I will do no such thing. The only expectation I seek to reset is that of small expectations.
January 1, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Shoot this right into my veins.
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Sinners is a great movie because it contains the hidden truth that when the devil arrives he will be riverdancing.
December 31, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Sinners is a great movie because it contains the hidden truth that when the devil arrives he will be riverdancing.
This piece was SO good — bleak but also unafraid to call out how reading is truly so fundamental to understanding any of this
all meaning has collapsed in our post-literate society and i wrote a bunch of useless, useless words about it. read it if you, like me, are one of a diminishing minority who still reads www.theverge.com/policy/84960...
The year politics became brainrot
You don’t bring a persuasive argument to a gunfight.
www.theverge.com
December 31, 2025 at 4:44 PM
This piece was SO good — bleak but also unafraid to call out how reading is truly so fundamental to understanding any of this
So many shots in The Sopranos are just art just straight up art (yes I’m doing my annual rewatch)
December 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
So many shots in The Sopranos are just art just straight up art (yes I’m doing my annual rewatch)
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whatever 2026 holds i don't think anything next year will be funnier than Chicago Pope. 2025 was overall a huge stinker but Chicago Pope was an all time great B-plot
December 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
whatever 2026 holds i don't think anything next year will be funnier than Chicago Pope. 2025 was overall a huge stinker but Chicago Pope was an all time great B-plot
I’m between Lucas Sinclair and Karen Wheeler for MVP of the season
December 28, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I’m between Lucas Sinclair and Karen Wheeler for MVP of the season
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That first Nazgûl who lost Frodo right outside the Shire fucking choked
December 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
That first Nazgûl who lost Frodo right outside the Shire fucking choked
Filing this under the “dudes rock” category
December 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Filing this under the “dudes rock” category
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
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Bullshit Newborn Not Even Christ https://theonion.com/bullshit-newborn-not-even-christ/
December 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Bullshit Newborn Not Even Christ https://theonion.com/bullshit-newborn-not-even-christ/
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This is an almost shockingly wise essay. I'm glad I've finally read it.
There Is No Mary Problem in ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’
George’s vision of his wife without him is essential to the film, but critics continue to miss its true—and profound—meaning.
open.substack.com
December 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
This is an almost shockingly wise essay. I'm glad I've finally read it.
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"We recently identified a breach of our North Pole Magic Systems (NPMS) that may have compromised your personal data—namely, the thousands of hours of footage we have of when you are sleeping, as well as when you are awake."
The North Pole Has Suffered a Data Breach
Dear Valued Child, This letter was slipped into your stocking to inform you that we recently identified a breach of our North Pole Magic Systems (N...
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December 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"We recently identified a breach of our North Pole Magic Systems (NPMS) that may have compromised your personal data—namely, the thousands of hours of footage we have of when you are sleeping, as well as when you are awake."
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A.I. Will never play a real life game of zip, zap, zop, and can never master the Meisner technique. Never master the meisner technique, Never MASTER the Meisner technique.
December 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
A.I. Will never play a real life game of zip, zap, zop, and can never master the Meisner technique. Never master the meisner technique, Never MASTER the Meisner technique.
Pastor Solomon with a sermon on this lovely Sunday
See what happens when you don’t listen? You lost your woman to a karate man
www.tmz.com/2025/12/20/t...
www.tmz.com/2025/12/20/t...
Tom Brady Posts Pics Set to Logic Suicide Prevention Hotline Song After Gisele Marriage News
Tom Brady posted for the first time since news of his ex-wife Gisele Bündchen's marriage to Joaquim Valente broke ... and, a song he added to his posts will have some raising some eyebrows.
www.tmz.com
December 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Pastor Solomon with a sermon on this lovely Sunday
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may every trans child grow into a trans adult
February 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
may every trans child grow into a trans adult
Oh no the ed*ble is hitting and I haven’t turned off Welcome to Derry
December 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Oh no the ed*ble is hitting and I haven’t turned off Welcome to Derry
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hey man did you notice that the Westfold fell. yeah everyone was looking for you. i mean it’s not a big deal. no really it’s fine just for next time you should probably be around
December 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
hey man did you notice that the Westfold fell. yeah everyone was looking for you. i mean it’s not a big deal. no really it’s fine just for next time you should probably be around