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Trust me, I’m a doctor.
This will go down on your permanent record.
Oh, yeah?
Well, don't get so distressed.
Did I happen to mention that I'm impressed?
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth says Sen. Mark Kelly will face administrative action
January 5, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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Republicans have tanked the economy and turned the country into a corrupt autocracy. But my NPR-loving neighbor has been giving me a hard time about my gas-powered leaf blower. I've never felt more politically homeless.
December 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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The measles outbreak in Texas is reminding me of the public letter Roald Dahl wrote about losing his daughter to measles in 1962, just before the vaccine was publicly available.
February 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Grok, how do I learn COBOL in seven days?
I do not have a source specifically to confirm this, but I’m 100% confident that DOGE does not have a COBOL programmer, let alone someone who could remotely understand these systems.
February 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Holy sh*t. What is happening?
Insanity — Trump signs an order blaming Biden and DEI for flight dangers
January 31, 2025 at 4:08 AM
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social

…and that’s the rest of the story.- Paul Harvey
An aide to House Speaker Mike Johnson advised Republican colleagues against subpoenaing former White House aide Cassidy Hutchinson as part of their investigation into the Jan. 6, 2021, attack in an effort to prevent the release of sexually explicit texts that lawmakers sent her
Johnson aide discouraged Hutchinson subpoena over concerns about lawmakers’ ‘sexual texts’
The move was intended in part to prevent the release of sexually explicit texts that lawmakers sent Cassidy Hutchinson.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Interestingly, BBC America was running White House Down during the inauguration.
Choppers flying in formation. Military salutes. Fighter jets over the White House. A man stares into the distance as the US flag flutters behind him. A bald eagle.

No, it's not a trailer for a sequel to White House Down.

This is the White House website now....

www.wired.com/story/white-...
The White House Website Is Basically a Marvel Movie Trailer Now
The updated White House website now features a Donald Trump hype video complete with helicopters, saluting, fighter jets, and a bald eagle.
www.wired.com
January 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
We’re doomed to four more years of the dumbest sh*t heretofore unimaginable.
January 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The whole thing was a farce.
How many pushups can you do? I'm done
January 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Good 👍🏻
Over 60 German and Austrian universities, the German Federal Court of Justice and multiple top German football clubs have announced that they will be withdrawing from Twitter (X), due to US oligarch Elon Musk's "discussion" (collaboration) with Germany's neo-Nazi party (AfD) Alice Weidl.
January 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I dream of a world in which the political thoughts of feline defecation are just ignored. Can’t we agree to just let his expirations go unnoticed, like a fart in the forest.
MAGA are having a meltdown on Twitter. 😂🤣😂🤣
January 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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1/5. The way Trump, Trump Jr, Tuberville, and Hannity are talking now about Greenland, Mexico, Panama, and Canada plagiarizes Putin in 2013, before the first invasion of Ukraine.
January 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
This 👇🎯 Trump is actively doing Putin’s work.
Donald Trump is a compromised Russian agent working for Putin. He is telling you to your face.
January 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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LET’S GOOOOOOO
January 8, 2025 at 12:48 AM
This line of nonsense from Trump and his lackeys comes straight from Russia to destroy our alliances and sow discord among friends.
This whole discourse is stupid (not to mention dangerous), but how exactly do these conservatives think a country full of people accustomed to universal healthcare would vote as the 51st state?
January 7, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Oh, FFS! The stupid, it hurts.
Not a lot of subtlety about what Jeff Bezos is doing

www.cnbc.com/2025/01/05/m...
January 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Happy Boxing Day, American style.
Jigsaw vs. Elon is heating up, folks...
December 27, 2024 at 4:07 AM
I see it, but I can’t believe that I’m seeing it. F*ck!
Do you see what CNN is doing here? Please tell me you see it.
December 25, 2024 at 2:46 AM
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Unexpectedly suspenseful watching these videos - no physics, just vibes, so anything can happen next
trying out some physics on Sora, OpenAI's video-creation-from-text-tool.

Here is "a blue block falling on a green sphere"
December 18, 2024 at 12:41 PM
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The Spoon Lady & Chris Rodrigues 🎶'Angels In Heaven'
December 18, 2024 at 12:56 PM
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LOOK AT THIS TIT
December 17, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Oh my.
important announcement: there is a new baby capybara at the San Antonio Zoo named Tupi. i would lay down my life for Tupi
December 15, 2024 at 6:29 PM