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Mike
@cmiked.bsky.social
Former Twotter user.
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Fuckin rocking out
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Man on the Inside is back. Diving in.
November 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Huh. I wonder which Canadian billionaire it will turn out to be.
November 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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♥️ This is the romcom we all needed. What should we call it?

Zo Actually
While Don was Sleeping
When Zohran Met Donny
November 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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It is abhorrent that the President just threatened death upon members of Congress.

We must condemn all threats of political violence, especially when they come from someone who has incited a violent attack on the Capitol.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Wow! Jesse Welles performed his song “Join ICE” on the Colbert Show last night. 🏆
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Correct Answer
CNN: What if there are more names connected to the Democratic Party that come out in the files?

CHRIS MURPHY: So what?
November 20, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Guest: Trump found a way to actually make MBS look better than him. It was an astounding moment. We had the American president defending the murder of an American journalist. It really made us look small. It made the United States look like a wingman to Saudi Arabia.
November 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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You play stupid games you win stupid prizes, Lindsey.

This temper tantrum you are having is unbecoming, even for you.
November 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Hey - If you had ever wanted to see Bowser from Sha Na Na singing OKLAHOMA’s “Oh, What A Beautiful Mornin’” while riding a giant lobster, the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade had you covered.
November 19, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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It’s cold in Sweden but they can still deliver sick burns.
Swedish Deputy PM: Sweden needs to pick its friends wisely, and we are choosing Canada… So when we come to America, we come to Canada now.
November 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Imagine if choosing the wrong shampoo or cheaper shampoo means that you or one of your loved one dies.
Cassidy: "If she goes and gets 2 types of shampoo & one is a dollar cheaper, she'll get the cheaper one & the other lowers their price. Once you give her the power of making the decision, she's gonna shop -- that begins to save her money and squeezes waste out of the healthcare system."
November 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Everywhere there's lots of piggies
Living piggy lives
You can see them out for dinner
With their piggy wives
Clutching forks and knives to eat the bacon
— Piggies, The Beatles
November 19, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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one of these things is
November 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Florence doesn’t like to talk about this but her Machine is just an electric can opener
November 18, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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This description very much sums up what people who support Trump mean by "respect the office."
November 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Yep, being an active Nazi endangers your kids. 100% your fault.
lol cry me a river bitch
November 17, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail
November 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Elon banned me from Twitter because I said it's okay to get a vaccine. Reddit banned me because I said it's okay to punch a Nazi in the face. The world now is so sad.
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I guess 'woodchipper' is a banned word.
November 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Hey, @scalzi.com , it's an interesting coincidence that I got to the chapter about a wheel of brie and a politician on the same day we learn about another politician, or perhaps couple of politicians, and their sexual escapades.
November 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Apparently, this was all her fault? Somehow?
Classic NY Times: powerless underage victim is actually the scheming perp; much-older member of the US Congress is actually a passive victim
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM