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CL Party
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Former Public Speaker
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Sorry to anyone who thought Wokeness was annoying but as we now know it's the price we pay for a civilized society
December 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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im sorry but dungeons and dragons is not a game where you can "do anything". the game where you can do anything is freestyle roleplaying on the neopets message boards
November 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Onion roundup today is all bangers
October 31, 2025 at 9:08 PM
If YOU make Mac and Cheese with your Black Widow Spider Blankets, be sure to have some extra witch's brooms handy to clean up the mess!
October 30, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Spaghetti and Eyeballs 👁👁 with Garlic Pumpkins 🎃
October 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM
🍬🌽Chili and 🎃 Cornbread
October 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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You guys, look at this thing. You just jam a whole stick of butter in there and it melts it and you can just spray hot liquid butter on whatever. The 80s really was the decade of insane kitchen appliances.
October 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Made Monster Burgers for dinner 😱
October 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Elon tweaking Grok to immerse in right wing sources and it immediately going full Nazi is about as illustrative of what that media ecosphere is doing to your parents and your kids as it's ever gonna get.

Someone should probably do something.
July 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again
June 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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it's cool how everything sucks now
March 20, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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I think of this whenever some conservative finds some supposedly wacky research topic that government grants pay for
(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
March 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Every year, millions of Americans are born without the Knowing When You’re Standing Right in the Fucking Middle of the Grocery Store Aisle gene. Incurable, unfortunately
January 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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elon has zero products that work
Twitter/X is currently down for many users.
March 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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The Epstein flight logs were a list of all the people we get to vote for until they all die of old age.
March 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
March 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Engaging substantively and in good faith with the toilet I’m being dunked in. In the spirit of debate
January 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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trump just issued an executive order saying it's my turn on the xbox
January 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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My door is always open if you want to stop by and fix my door
January 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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I disagreed with the Grinch's behaviour as much as anyone, and I said as much. But this was not the answer.
December 1, 2024 at 3:18 AM
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Just because I choose not to drink doesn't automatically make me no fun. That is a separate choice, which I've also made.
July 10, 2023 at 8:36 PM
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For some reason the X-Men animated series theme fits perfectly with the Garfield and Friends intro.
November 22, 2024 at 1:07 PM
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The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
November 10, 2024 at 12:14 AM
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You know it's a fucked up day when people start sharing poems.
November 6, 2024 at 10:38 PM