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@clevercrumbi.sh
Hapless software engineer and accidental tabletop RPG scribe. Watch out for my reverse horror game The Family and my weird science fantasy train pirate game TRACK DOGS.
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I've also decided that come January, I'm raising all my prices by 15% because lowering my prices for the sake of everyone's broke isn't working. So if you want something, get it now while it's 10% off now and 25% off what it will be in 1.5 months.
November 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Someone ordered 2 comms which brought this total up to 73%! Thank you so much for that, it'll really help. Finishing out this goal completely will help me recoup my savings. I'm trying to save up for a new computer.
Update: the CO trip has been postponed. Goal has been updated accordingly. I still need money for basic expenses this month, herbal medications, and to recoup my savings account if possible.

C: $FallonBinns (preferred)
V: fallon-binns

#DisabilityCrowdfund #TransCrowdfund #MutualAid
November 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Whilst I'm sure it wasn't really intentional, I very much do not enjoy the Doctor Who Christmas special episode "The Church on Ruby Road" because of how incredibly antisemitic it is, and meeting actual Jewish people who are fans of that episode has not really worked as a balm for this discomfort.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Reminder also that it is currently impossible for me to have a stable monthly income, which is why I do this monthly. If more people signed up for a monthly donation on my Kofi, that would go a long way towards this goal! I actually recently lost a monthly.
Update: the CO trip has been postponed. Goal has been updated accordingly. I still need money for basic expenses this month, herbal medications, and to recoup my savings account if possible.

C: $FallonBinns (preferred)
V: fallon-binns

#DisabilityCrowdfund #TransCrowdfund #MutualAid
November 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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It is obscene that British media, and her own mother, have fully obscured that Brianna Ghey was murdered.

They've just glossed right over it, smoothly turning it into a narrative about suicide as if that is what happened.
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Things like the Kharkivyanka really help you understand why everything Gerry Anderson designed looks like that. Like this shit was just happening in the 50s and 60s.
Started writing my Mothership frozen world expedition with a high tech version of the Kharkivyanka. Going to be a small hex crawl pamphlet.
November 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Stalled at 350/1000 for the ENTIRE month! I still need:

$200 for herbal meds
$150 for groceries in CO
$100 for a Jelliebend to support my spine
-unknown ongoing amt for delivery when I can't cook
-any amount possible for my savings account

#MutualAid #MAV #TransCrowdfund #HelpSky #HelpFolksLive
NOVEMBER #MUTUALAID! I had to dip into my savings to eat last month because Colorado and likely will again in a few weeks. I'm def not getting enough sales and comms so please maybe support me this way. Disabled person/couple needs money.

C: $FallonBinns
V: fallon-binns

#MAV #TransCrowdfund
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November 10, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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The ACLU petition still hasn't reached it's signature goal? WHAT? That needs to change now. 200k signatures is nothing, let's GET IT. AT LEAST!
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Mastercard: Sex Work is Work. End Your Unjust Policy.
Mastercard's new policy unfairly targets the adult content industry, making sex workers more vulnerable, especially Black trans women. It must be stopped.
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November 8, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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It is NOVEMBER. The best time to order a custom knitted holiday gift from my shop is NOW!
November 7, 2025 at 6:14 AM
"Oh to look upon him is to be shown that he exists and to shatter your grasp on the truths of this world" big fucking whoop he lives in the sea, there's a load of scary shit down there I don't know about.
Yeah I looked upon Cthulhu's dread visage and I was fine. Big octopus on a man's body. Not exactly "difficult to comprehend." Maybe you guys should go outside more idk
November 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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hall monitor ass behavior. pathetic
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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I know half of your brains aren't seeing this anymore cause I've reposted it every day for a month and a half but I have done that because the emergency is ongoing and I still need money and I'm gonna open more of these slots probably cause ooooomg help
I'm opening up EMERGENCY COMMS! Please commission me for custom hats, scarves, gloves/mittens, or socks! I will take 3-4 of these. Note that I still probably won't be able to ship anything until after I return home in late October.

#BSNM #CommissionsOpen #OpenCommissions #Knitting #Knitsky #comms
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November 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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The number of people between 16 and 34 who died or were injured in a work-related incident increased by 76% between 1939 and 1946
November 5, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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Bluesky about to ban a ton of people going "Cheney was not a good guy, he was a bad man, his death is not a tragedy but the fact it came peacefully so long after his war crimes is" and "lol"
November 4, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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BTW I'm not just disabled, i am unemplyably so. Even if i presented myself as cishet it wouldn't be enough to hide all the ways my body and mind just cannot tolerate capitalist work. I rely on mutual aid to survive cause all i can do for money is knitting no one wants
October 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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For the holidays, shop small! shop queer! shop disabled! shop from poor people! we need your money and you're doing a mitzvah!
Here's a ROUNDUP THREAD for everything currently for sale in my shop!

First up, the digital items: knitting patterns! I have four of these available here in the patterns tag: ko-fi.com/crippledcomm...

#BSNM #Knitsky #Knitting #FiberArts #QueerArtist #QueerGiftShop

More below ⬇️
November 4, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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this is what infuriates me when those posts pop up again about the dangers of not constantly "engaging with opposing views" on social media, like, sir, i still get "opposing views" shouted at me from cars?
I had a painter come into my flat to look at some walls my landlord wanted doing up and within five minutes he was explaining to me how he’s not a bad guy but he’s going Reform because lawyers care more about human rights for illegal immigrants than people like him. In my own home.
I keep seeing supposedly progressive podcasts saying “the problem is that people feel like they just can’t talk about these issues” while these issues are frequently the *only* thing that people are talking about 😩
November 4, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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Despite being a fully grown woman, Olivia Buckingham, 28, is exactly like seven-year-old Finley Rice in every other way.

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November 4, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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"Sex Pest" is a very peculiar turn of phrase because in describing a serial sexual harrasser as a "pest" one simultaneously minimises the impact and severity of their actions whilst also suggesting that they ought to be killed for doing it.
August 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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If any followers live in/around the belfast area:

Are there/can you recommend any queer or trans spaces in the central or south ends of the city that arent bars and are chill enough for people with chronic anxiety
November 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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la cocaína anuncia que hará colabo con la heroína
Vampire Survivors: Ante Chamber | Free Balatro Collab | out now www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB0b...
October 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This is shameful not only bc it's revealing about the Brit press' disdain for Ireland in general but also because if you work for the web version of the Metro you are definitionally a socmed slop churnalist and as such ought to be familiar with @seamas.bsky.social's ket thread as a canonical text.
And people say the British press doesn't know anything about Ireland. They got this scoop, didn't they.
October 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Vaping on the metropolitan omnibus: Rude, inconsiderate, you should stop doing that but whatever, here's my stop.
Vaping on the intercity long distance coach: It should be legal for me to kill you with my mind and for your body to be disposed of free of charge by the Stagecoach transport company.
October 27, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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Nothing new in FOUR DAYS! I really need some more money here, not much, just enough for like a couple days of food and $60 for a ride to the airport in a few days. In addition to the MA, I'm also running emergency comms on my kofi. #MutualAid #MAV #HelpSky #HelpFolksLive2025 #TransCrowdfund
New #mutualaid post for October. I'm traveling out of state this month to Colorado to visit my fiance, and groceries are a lot more expensive here than where I live. I've raised enough for groceries for the next two weeks, but with little leftover.

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October 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM