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Alexa, remind him that this is me.
@clevercrumbi.sh
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Hapless software engineer and accidental tabletop RPG scribe. Watch out for my reverse horror game The Family and my weird science fantasy train pirate game TRACK DOGS.
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You don't hate Halloween you just have gender dysphoria.
Selfie of me, a tall white woman with wavy brown hair standing in front of a defaced bus stop. I have rather garish bloody style red lipstick and eyeshadow on, as well as a woodcut pendant of a D20 and an oxblood red jacket. I'm smiling simply at the camera.
October 25, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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Jared Leto? The frontman of Thirty Seconds To Mars?
A bemused looking Jim Downey from Conan O'Brien's podcast.
October 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Edited meme image of a televangelist praying perfomatively, with the [edited] caption: [THE EPHEMERAL CONCEPT OF CONSEQUENCES], I SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR [GRAF ZAHL], AND I WANT THAT FOR [ARTHMOOR].
October 17, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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"Ad blocker arms race"
A red arrow pointing to the "Uninstall" button on a windows dialogue about Google Chrome
October 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Jon learning about lolly stick wholesale lots for crafting:
Homer simpson post juicing an orange with his forehead staring at his television saying "You mean there's a better way?"
September 11, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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Yeah me neither.
The same bingo card as below. The only marked cells are "Autism/ADHD", "Compsci Major", "Possible Furry", ":3", "Free!", "Communism", "Tall Girl", "Insane Music Taste" and "Sleepy Princess". This does not form a bingo.
August 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Tumblr post from me, @clevercrumbish: In theory I do sometimes think that like, egg speculation and forcefem jokes and stuff like that can sometimes be a little overbearing and pushy and sometimes even a little misdirected in a way we ought to think about more but in practice any time I try to put this principle into action and step in to say "come on girls, leave him alone" the guy in question always comes out with some shit like "thanks Alexa, they're always so mean to me when I'm just trying to do my normal cisgender hobby of making OCs that are basically just me as a girl and getting kind of sad for some reason when I look at them" and I'm just like come on man don't do this to me.
August 6, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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Rare Irlexa from Thursday night (outside the @trashfuture.bsky.social live show) because I thought I looked nice.
A white trans woman with wavy brown hair cascading down both sides of her face. She is wearing a large tan sunhat, a pair of small golden hoop earrings and cat-eye shaped coral-rimmed glasses. She has red lipstick on and is looking at the camera with somewhat of a bemused expression like a deer in headlights, which ironically works out a lot more natural and pleasant looking than any attempt she makes to actually smile in photographs.
August 3, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Image of Moira Brown from Fallout 3
July 17, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Me normally when the train wobbles about when it clatters and rumbles over the metals: Oh what a delightful little idiosyncracy of my favourite mode of transport! I love your bobs and weaves, railway animal!

Me when the train goes over the Forth rail bridge:
A very frightened and worried looking fat tabby cat looking off to camera right.
July 4, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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Ah! No sorry I thought you'd be familiar with the reference. I meant holding it by the base of the antenna loadbearingly
The original How To Pick Up Aoyagi Toya meme, prior to its snowcloning into "How to pick up X". 3 panels: One of a hand holding Aoyagi by his hair lick captioned: "❌ This is RUDE. That is his antenna". A second shows the hand holding him firmly by fingers around the head captioned: "❌ he will get brain damage". The third shows the hand flat and with him walking up to it with little pink puffy clouds captioned "✅Hold your hand out. Let him climb on when is ready."
June 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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The inability to turn off @vikunja.io's conversion of days of the week in item titles into due dates (a feature I have not and will not ever use) unless you specify a deadline already creates this hilarious artefact in my shopping list.
A Vikunja list item, not yet done: "Necklace @ necklace shop to use as glasses chain (open 8:00-5:30, not Sunday or Monday) - Due in over 74 years"
June 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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I'm running my rpgs upstairs in the Highland Room (top floor at the far end of the courtyard) both days at #Cymera2025. You don't need any kind of pass for this part of the event, just show up and play! Today is Train Pirate adventures with TRACK DOGS, tomorrow is reverse horror fun with The Family!
Me (a white bespectacled woman in a white woolen shrug) peeking into frame beside an impromptu sign advertising my rpg TRACK DOGS.
June 7, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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These are addictively easy to just plough through
You solved [30] puzzles
June 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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I love how the default Roku screensaver was very obviously created by somebody who doesn't know what a seven segment display is.
The time "9:59:37 PM" in a font that resembles a seven or eleven segment display at first, but on closer inspection proves itself with sharp corners and impossible diagonals to be utterly uncreatable with a real such device.
May 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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I enjoy Chris Spargo's youtube videos a lot but sometimes his choices of thumbnail and title really make them look like cinematic adaptations of furious letters to the Daily Telegraph editor.
Chris Spargo (a pointed-faced white man in his 30s) looking a little incredulous next to an image of the green man from UK road crossing signals. The video title says "Why doesn't the green man flash anymore?" Chris Spargo's jovial face next to a pub building on a union jack background with the text "Government-owned pub". The video title is "Why did the UK government nationalise this pub?"
May 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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How about I just kill myself instead
The result of the below quiz, telling me I am 87% like Lilah MacManus (the girl character who has the miscarriage from Ctrl+Alt+Del)
May 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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This is the eighth episode in an ongoing series.
The thumbnail for a 22:57 long youtube video about Old School Runescape. The thumbnail shows a square around the map of the Karamja volcano chunk of OSRS' game world. An in-game character with an orange beard and hair tears at his hair despairingly with the word "IMPOSSIBLE?" next to him. The title is: "I started in a 3000 hour DEATH CHUNK". There is no indication in the title or thumbnail that this is episode 8, or even part of a series at all.
May 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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>Crash the economy and devalue the currency for no reason
>Kill a head of state by meeting them
History will vindicate her...
A photograph of Liz Truss
April 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Shaggy Rogers holding Scooby Doo in his arms Adam Savidan holding Ben Ulmer in his arms
April 16, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Letterboxd review by me (CleverCrumbish) of Jennifer's Body (2009): "This movie isn't very good. It's a foundational lynchpin of everything I am as a person and a trailblazing pioneer and prototype for all modern attempts at indulgent misandrist lesbian cinema but it isn't very good."
April 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Big kindle
A diagram of the A1 paper size standard. Two blurry kindle paperwhites have been hastily edited over the top of the A5 and A3 rectangles, with a red arrow pointing from the A5 to the A3 sized kindle.
April 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Fine. TDOV I guess.
A white 30-year old trans woman with tortoiseshell-rimmer cat-eye glasses and a wavy brunette undercut. She has a massive Roman nose that she will probably have forever because thinking about getting a nose job makes her think about having a different nose from her mum which makes her sad. Her chin is also massive but it has a nice curve nonetheless. She is smiling at the camera and wearing a maroon cardigan and black stud earrings.
March 31, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Inspirations include the Baker Family from Resident Evil 7, the silly conspiracy horror plots of films such as Society and Hot Fuzz, and vampire/werewolf horror stories of the late 90s and early 2000s.
Animated gif of Pa Baker from Resident Evil 7 saying "Welcome to the family, son" before punching the POV unconscious.
March 22, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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So, I've posted a bit about how I have a game in the #EdinburghIndieGamers zine (link at the end) but not about the game itself and what it's about.

The Family is a GMless, diceless TTRPG where a group of 3-5 players embody the conspiracy of villains of a horror story, terrorising the "protagonist"
March 22, 2025 at 5:53 AM