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Alexa, remind him that this is me.
@clevercrumbi.sh
Hapless software engineer and accidental tabletop RPG scribe. Watch out for my reverse horror game The Family and my weird science fantasy train pirate game TRACK DOGS.
You don't hate Halloween you just have gender dysphoria.
October 25, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Jared Leto? The frontman of Thirty Seconds To Mars?
October 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
October 17, 2025 at 1:18 PM
"Ad blocker arms race"
October 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Jon learning about lolly stick wholesale lots for crafting:
September 11, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Yeah me neither.
August 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
August 6, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Rare Irlexa from Thursday night (outside the @trashfuture.bsky.social live show) because I thought I looked nice.
August 3, 2025 at 1:15 PM
July 17, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Me normally when the train wobbles about when it clatters and rumbles over the metals: Oh what a delightful little idiosyncracy of my favourite mode of transport! I love your bobs and weaves, railway animal!

Me when the train goes over the Forth rail bridge:
July 4, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Ah! No sorry I thought you'd be familiar with the reference. I meant holding it by the base of the antenna loadbearingly
June 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The inability to turn off @vikunja.io's conversion of days of the week in item titles into due dates (a feature I have not and will not ever use) unless you specify a deadline already creates this hilarious artefact in my shopping list.
June 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I'm running my rpgs upstairs in the Highland Room (top floor at the far end of the courtyard) both days at #Cymera2025. You don't need any kind of pass for this part of the event, just show up and play! Today is Train Pirate adventures with TRACK DOGS, tomorrow is reverse horror fun with The Family!
June 7, 2025 at 10:24 AM
These are addictively easy to just plough through
June 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I love how the default Roku screensaver was very obviously created by somebody who doesn't know what a seven segment display is.
May 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I enjoy Chris Spargo's youtube videos a lot but sometimes his choices of thumbnail and title really make them look like cinematic adaptations of furious letters to the Daily Telegraph editor.
May 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
How about I just kill myself instead
May 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
This is the eighth episode in an ongoing series.
May 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM
>Crash the economy and devalue the currency for no reason
>Kill a head of state by meeting them
History will vindicate her...
April 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
April 16, 2025 at 12:35 AM
April 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Big kindle
April 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Fine. TDOV I guess.
March 31, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Inspirations include the Baker Family from Resident Evil 7, the silly conspiracy horror plots of films such as Society and Hot Fuzz, and vampire/werewolf horror stories of the late 90s and early 2000s.
March 22, 2025 at 5:53 AM
So, I've posted a bit about how I have a game in the #EdinburghIndieGamers zine (link at the end) but not about the game itself and what it's about.

The Family is a GMless, diceless TTRPG where a group of 3-5 players embody the conspiracy of villains of a horror story, terrorising the "protagonist"
March 22, 2025 at 5:53 AM