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“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration
May 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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The Good Place had his number almost a goddamn decade ago.
April 22, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Creating a ruckus is a crime now?
Marco Rubio on Rumeysa Ozturk: "We revoked her visa ... once you've lost your visa, you're no longer legally in the United States ... if you come into the US as a visitor and create a ruckus for us, we don't want it. We don't want it in our country. Go back and do it in your country."
March 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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January 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
And nothing for Connor, once again.
Congrats to the three Roy siblings on their Oscar success this morning:
January 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Remember: It’s always more important to identify actors from their previous roles than it is to watch the current movie on your screen.
January 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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The Social Network (2010)
January 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Happy New Year from Dorothy Parker (and me).
December 31, 2024 at 2:57 PM
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this is a dril tweet
December 27, 2024 at 7:19 PM
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can’t pay teens for sex and become attorney general anymore on account of woke
December 23, 2024 at 4:19 PM
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136 years ago today, Vincent van Gogh cut off his ear.
December 23, 2024 at 6:47 AM
Girl aren’t you in enough places
Dua Lipa tells PUMA that her super power of choice would be cloning herself:

“I would clone myself. So I could be in lots of places at the same time. Multiple places.”
December 12, 2024 at 9:09 PM
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When she’s right she’s right
December 7, 2024 at 10:19 PM
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16TH-CENTURY GERMAN SCHOLAR READING THE 99 THESES ON HIS CHURCH DOOR: Keines dieser Wörter steht in der Bibel
February 4, 2024 at 8:10 PM
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Paul Mescal guffaws at SNL.
December 5, 2024 at 1:29 AM
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This should be said everywhere. Allowing discrimination like this against trans people undermines bedrock principles of constitutional rights across the board.
Jackson gets back to Loving v. Virginia, jokes that she's getting kinda nervous. References that Virginia also cited science to back up its antimiscegenation laws. Outright states that she's concerned about the erosion of bedrock cases of civil rights.
December 4, 2024 at 4:55 PM
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Fairy puff! Postcard from my collection, mailed 1912.
December 3, 2024 at 4:08 PM
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maeks u think!
December 2, 2024 at 4:47 PM
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acab 👏 includes 👏 him 👏
November 30, 2024 at 3:56 PM
My birthday is National Cake Day?!?!?! Wow slay
Today is National Cake Day.
November 26, 2024 at 2:06 PM
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99 luftballoons? In dieser wirtschaft???
November 19, 2024 at 9:44 PM
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It's simple psychology
November 21, 2024 at 1:20 PM
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no desire to eat a Crumbl cookie it is like edible AI art to me
November 21, 2024 at 5:39 PM
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oh he is a PEDOPHILE pedophile
November 21, 2024 at 5:35 PM
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Please don't call what RFK Jr. and Jay Bhattacharya are going to do medieval. It's not medieval. It's nothing like the Middle Ages. People in the Middle Ages were happy to try all kinds of things to not die of the plague and if you'd given them antibiotics and vaccines they would have loved it.
November 19, 2024 at 4:46 PM