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@clutchbucket.bsky.social
What the fuck happened to you, man?? Your ass used to be beautiful.
November 28, 2025 at 9:52 AM
What the fuck happened to you, man?? Your ass used to be beautiful.
I won't say Planes, Trains and Automobiles is the best comedy, but it's definitely one of my favorite
November 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I won't say Planes, Trains and Automobiles is the best comedy, but it's definitely one of my favorite
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Doctor: Mr. Gibson, I'm afraid I have some upsetting news
Me: Lay it on me like gravy Doc, you're as crazy as yo mama
Doctor: You have stage 4 John Candy in JFK disease. There are no treatment options
Me: Say it ain't so Daddy-O! I've got the right ta-ra but the wrong ho-ho!
Me: Lay it on me like gravy Doc, you're as crazy as yo mama
Doctor: You have stage 4 John Candy in JFK disease. There are no treatment options
Me: Say it ain't so Daddy-O! I've got the right ta-ra but the wrong ho-ho!
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Doctor: Mr. Gibson, I'm afraid I have some upsetting news
Me: Lay it on me like gravy Doc, you're as crazy as yo mama
Doctor: You have stage 4 John Candy in JFK disease. There are no treatment options
Me: Say it ain't so Daddy-O! I've got the right ta-ra but the wrong ho-ho!
Me: Lay it on me like gravy Doc, you're as crazy as yo mama
Doctor: You have stage 4 John Candy in JFK disease. There are no treatment options
Me: Say it ain't so Daddy-O! I've got the right ta-ra but the wrong ho-ho!
Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
November 27, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
I have been Covid and flu boosted, please clap
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I have been Covid and flu boosted, please clap
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appreciating the commercial grade crapper at the office today
November 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
appreciating the commercial grade crapper at the office today
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[crawls out from mountainous pile of empty Juicero bags]
Wh-- where am I...
Wh-- where am I...
November 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
[crawls out from mountainous pile of empty Juicero bags]
Wh-- where am I...
Wh-- where am I...
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Zohran You Smoke Too Tough. Your Swag Too Different. Your Bitch Is Too Bad. They’ll Kill You
November 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Zohran You Smoke Too Tough. Your Swag Too Different. Your Bitch Is Too Bad. They’ll Kill You
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Bubba Ho-tep, a surprisingly emotional film about ageing Elvis Presley fighting a mummy in a Texas rest home made for just $1 mil and featuring one of Bruce Campbell's best performances, is FREE on YouTube (in the States):
youtu.be/k2-WqEsQUQA
youtu.be/k2-WqEsQUQA
November 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Bubba Ho-tep, a surprisingly emotional film about ageing Elvis Presley fighting a mummy in a Texas rest home made for just $1 mil and featuring one of Bruce Campbell's best performances, is FREE on YouTube (in the States):
youtu.be/k2-WqEsQUQA
youtu.be/k2-WqEsQUQA
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Little known fact: Blake Snell is the first Dracula to pitch in the majors since Vladamir “The Transylvanian Tornado” Ionescu in 1973.
November 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Little known fact: Blake Snell is the first Dracula to pitch in the majors since Vladamir “The Transylvanian Tornado” Ionescu in 1973.
The winner of game seven, 99% of the time, goes on to win the series #baseball #baseballstats
November 2, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The winner of game seven, 99% of the time, goes on to win the series #baseball #baseballstats
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Workshopping a tattoo idea
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Ooh baby look at em go
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Ooh baby look at em go
October 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Workshopping a tattoo idea
(__(__) (__)__) (__(__) (__)__)
Ooh baby look at em go
(__(__) (__)__) (__(__) (__)__)
Ooh baby look at em go
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You see people posting shit like “the thousand year reich only lasted 12 years” like okay but pretty famously a lot happened in those 12 years
February 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
You see people posting shit like “the thousand year reich only lasted 12 years” like okay but pretty famously a lot happened in those 12 years
I'm watching Treehouse of Horror episodes and eating leftover pizza, for my agonies
October 31, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I'm watching Treehouse of Horror episodes and eating leftover pizza, for my agonies
I'm listening to Ozzy Osbourne
October 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I'm listening to Ozzy Osbourne
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Using cancer as the reason for a glorified credit card ad is cynical shit.
October 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Using cancer as the reason for a glorified credit card ad is cynical shit.
Had my first cold one in months and folks, it was sublime; I'm having another one
October 25, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Had my first cold one in months and folks, it was sublime; I'm having another one
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<--- Available in both R and Unrated versions
October 24, 2025 at 9:01 AM
<--- Available in both R and Unrated versions
You guys ever bow down before the one you serve
October 24, 2025 at 3:14 AM
You guys ever bow down before the one you serve
Sports gambling is bad.
October 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Sports gambling is bad.
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hey man i’m not gonna be able to make it out tonight. the-yeah. the big truck from Duel is chasing me again. i know. look i’m sorry, okay.
October 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
hey man i’m not gonna be able to make it out tonight. the-yeah. the big truck from Duel is chasing me again. i know. look i’m sorry, okay.