Chris Brown
@clbintx.bsky.social
You can take the donk out of P.G. County but you can't take P.G. County out of the donk. Long-suffering DMV native relocated to the belly of the beast - CXTX. Philosopher King & all-around goof.
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Chris Brown
@clbintx.bsky.social
· Feb 19
"We're where we are now because Republicans hate Democrats more than they love democracy."
Damn if Nicole Wallace didn't just hit the nail right on the head. Wow...
Damn if Nicole Wallace didn't just hit the nail right on the head. Wow...
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im in an emotionally abusive relationship with my government
November 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
im in an emotionally abusive relationship with my government
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"Semiquincentennial" is what a 250 year celebration is called and I suggest we start a GoFundMe and pay one of Dirty Donald's speech writers to slip that word into any speech of his about next year's "celebration".
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 14, 2025 at 12:08 PM
"Semiquincentennial" is what a 250 year celebration is called and I suggest we start a GoFundMe and pay one of Dirty Donald's speech writers to slip that word into any speech of his about next year's "celebration".
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Trump: "We've got a lot of stupid people in this country running things."
September 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Trump: "We've got a lot of stupid people in this country running things."
Oohhhh...you're SO close on this one. Draw it out a little bit further & let's have a closer look, shall we???? 🙄🙄
Trump: "We've got a lot of stupid people in this country running things."
September 23, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Oohhhh...you're SO close on this one. Draw it out a little bit further & let's have a closer look, shall we???? 🙄🙄
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It will take decades to unfuckup this country.
September 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM
It will take decades to unfuckup this country.
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Stolen from Bookface…#dlxp
August 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Stolen from Bookface…#dlxp
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Some of my colleagues who are currently crying online about TX Democrats leaving the state are the same ones who left D.C. early so they wouldn’t have to vote on releasing the Epstein Files.
Kind of interesting how that works, huh?
Kind of interesting how that works, huh?
August 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Some of my colleagues who are currently crying online about TX Democrats leaving the state are the same ones who left D.C. early so they wouldn’t have to vote on releasing the Epstein Files.
Kind of interesting how that works, huh?
Kind of interesting how that works, huh?
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The thing about masked ICE agents is that they aren't just a harbinger of bad things to come (though they are). They represent a significant breach of norms and undemocratic shift that has already happened.
Transparency at all stages of the judicial process is a pillar of democracy.
Transparency at all stages of the judicial process is a pillar of democracy.
July 10, 2025 at 12:49 PM
The thing about masked ICE agents is that they aren't just a harbinger of bad things to come (though they are). They represent a significant breach of norms and undemocratic shift that has already happened.
Transparency at all stages of the judicial process is a pillar of democracy.
Transparency at all stages of the judicial process is a pillar of democracy.
When is a year both the blink of an eye & a lifetime? When it's the anniversary of the death of a sibling who was also your best friend for most of your life. A brother's love, Tim!
🎼
You are in a place,
Where nothing can hurt you...
🎼
Love you!
Miss you!!
Thank you!!!
youtu.be/cr2XMOVm9ZM?...
🎼
You are in a place,
Where nothing can hurt you...
🎼
Love you!
Miss you!!
Thank you!!!
youtu.be/cr2XMOVm9ZM?...
Todd Rundgren - Healing
YouTube video by Clichématic
youtu.be
July 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
When is a year both the blink of an eye & a lifetime? When it's the anniversary of the death of a sibling who was also your best friend for most of your life. A brother's love, Tim!
🎼
You are in a place,
Where nothing can hurt you...
🎼
Love you!
Miss you!!
Thank you!!!
youtu.be/cr2XMOVm9ZM?...
🎼
You are in a place,
Where nothing can hurt you...
🎼
Love you!
Miss you!!
Thank you!!!
youtu.be/cr2XMOVm9ZM?...
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200% tariffs on pharmaceuticals, canceling emergency heat for seniors and low-income families, closing rural hospitals. It's fairly obvious he wants poor people to die. Less money spent on them means longer and better vacations for the wealthy.
Am I right?
Am I right?
July 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
200% tariffs on pharmaceuticals, canceling emergency heat for seniors and low-income families, closing rural hospitals. It's fairly obvious he wants poor people to die. Less money spent on them means longer and better vacations for the wealthy.
Am I right?
Am I right?
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For those asking, Yale recorded a lot of their popular lecture courses and put them online for free.
Just faculty doing our thing in a classroom.
In front of students.
You can find them here:
oyc.yale.edu/courses
Just faculty doing our thing in a classroom.
In front of students.
You can find them here:
oyc.yale.edu/courses
Courses | Open Yale Courses
oyc.yale.edu
June 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
For those asking, Yale recorded a lot of their popular lecture courses and put them online for free.
Just faculty doing our thing in a classroom.
In front of students.
You can find them here:
oyc.yale.edu/courses
Just faculty doing our thing in a classroom.
In front of students.
You can find them here:
oyc.yale.edu/courses
This idiot really does think he's in a TV show. Only two more episodes before the stunning season finale!! 🙄🙄🙄
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
From ‘evacuate Tehran’ to ‘two weeks’: Behind Trump’s shift on Iran
Trump said he was waiting to see “whether or not people come to their senses.”
www.washingtonpost.com
June 21, 2025 at 10:09 AM
This idiot really does think he's in a TV show. Only two more episodes before the stunning season finale!! 🙄🙄🙄
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
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Tomorrow morning on my live webcast, “History Matters:”
Violence as “Politics”
I’m a historian who specializes in political violence.
I have a lot to say.
Friday 10AM ET
NCHEteach.org/conversations
Violence as “Politics”
I’m a historian who specializes in political violence.
I have a lot to say.
Friday 10AM ET
NCHEteach.org/conversations
Conversations
NCHEteach.org
June 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Tomorrow morning on my live webcast, “History Matters:”
Violence as “Politics”
I’m a historian who specializes in political violence.
I have a lot to say.
Friday 10AM ET
NCHEteach.org/conversations
Violence as “Politics”
I’m a historian who specializes in political violence.
I have a lot to say.
Friday 10AM ET
NCHEteach.org/conversations
*SouthParkVoice*
Oh my God! They killed Terry...
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Oh my God! They killed Terry...
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June 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
*SouthParkVoice*
Oh my God! They killed Terry...
🙄🙄
Oh my God! They killed Terry...
🙄🙄
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Why is ICE arresting employees but not employers? DOJ policy is to charge the most culpable people. The employers would seem to qualify.
June 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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We rise by helping each other.
June 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM
We rise by helping each other.
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New are signs up in my home state to encourage tourism...🤭😅🤣
June 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
New are signs up in my home state to encourage tourism...🤭😅🤣
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I'm done with social media for awhile. I get depressed by all the awful humans and I need a fuckin' break from reading about it. See y'all later.
May 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I'm done with social media for awhile. I get depressed by all the awful humans and I need a fuckin' break from reading about it. See y'all later.
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Novelty Car Horn Playing ‘La Cucaracha’ Sends Stephen Miller Into Dissociative Fugue State theonion.com/novelty...
May 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Novelty Car Horn Playing ‘La Cucaracha’ Sends Stephen Miller Into Dissociative Fugue State theonion.com/novelty...
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During that time, he made cuts to the education department, veterans' healthcare, seniors' Meals on Wheels, and children's SNAP benefits. He was trying to figure out a good story on how he could keep a 4 billion Boeing 747 jet as a gift from Qatar for himself.
You couldn't make this shit up.
You couldn't make this shit up.
May 13, 2025 at 12:12 PM
During that time, he made cuts to the education department, veterans' healthcare, seniors' Meals on Wheels, and children's SNAP benefits. He was trying to figure out a good story on how he could keep a 4 billion Boeing 747 jet as a gift from Qatar for himself.
You couldn't make this shit up.
You couldn't make this shit up.
Apparently, we're living through a Johnny Dangerously reboot...
HERNANDEZ DEPORTED TO UKRAINE!!!
Claims He's Not From There!
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www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
HERNANDEZ DEPORTED TO UKRAINE!!!
Claims He's Not From There!
🙄🙄🙄
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Trump team urged Ukraine to take U.S. deportees amid war, documents show
The extraordinary request illustrates the administration’s aggressive bid to identify willing partners who will accept people expelled by the U.S.
www.washingtonpost.com
May 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Apparently, we're living through a Johnny Dangerously reboot...
HERNANDEZ DEPORTED TO UKRAINE!!!
Claims He's Not From There!
🙄🙄🙄
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
HERNANDEZ DEPORTED TO UKRAINE!!!
Claims He's Not From There!
🙄🙄🙄
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
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Babe! Hey, babe! Your new coffee mug arrived! 😘
April 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Babe! Hey, babe! Your new coffee mug arrived! 😘
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One day we’re gonna wake up and say is he dead yet? And someone will say FUCK YEAH HE IS, and on his grave, the world will dance
April 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
One day we’re gonna wake up and say is he dead yet? And someone will say FUCK YEAH HE IS, and on his grave, the world will dance