Clark Valentine
clarkvalentine.bsky.social
Clark Valentine
@clarkvalentine.bsky.social
Programmer, analog game designer, progressive politics, no progressivism without LGBTQIA+ rights. Despair is the enemy's most dangerous weapon. I will continue to shamelessly split infinitives. he/him
Save it and maybe, _maybe_, have a shot at retirement someday
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?

Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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On Small Business Saturday, check out Adamant Entertainment’s newest TTRPG, the western-wuxia mashup FAR WEST, in PDF, on sale for 30% off!

www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/4...
Far West - Adamant Entertainment | Far West | DriveThruRPG
Western.          Wuxia.          WILD. Imagine a fantasy setting that shatters the tropes of Medieval Europe. Imagine a collision of Spaghetti Westerns and Chinese Wuxia by way of Steampunk. Imagine ...
www.drivethrurpg.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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1. My wife @profbanks.bsky.social is doing Tarot readings for $30, she is great
2. You could switch a free Patreon membership to paid for a month Patreon.com/cambanks
3. I do design/dev consults, world building assistance, and mentorship for $50/hour, I’d love to help you out.

Thanks. 💜💜
Rusty's House of Swords | Patreon
creating open source worlds and tabletop games
Patreon.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I have had trouble clicking with games where my character was bound to suffer, but #Desperation puts you more in the role of writer or script editor and less embodying an individual, which somehow makes it easier to inflict pain on them. It’s ingenious. Worth a look!
UNHINGED?! Wait a moment, our back catalogue *does* resemble that remark.

Apologies for the knee-jerk outburst. Carry on.

PS. And we also quite proud of #Desperation AND the work you did for the Roll20 version. You rock, @tenpenjenn.com!
Finally, someone acknowledges BPG's *unhinged* back catalog!

In all seriousness, it's a very good review of Desperation, and I hope it means more people will check out the game. I helped make the Roll20 version and I'm very proud of it!
November 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Cat the GM: [starts making biscuits on X Card]

Player: But-

Cat the GM: [hissss]
My non-Satan cat is a DM on weekends. She's horrified at what the party has chosen to do in the cemetery.
#caturday
November 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Wow. My theatre kid* will be one of the leads in a production of R&G Are Dead this coming spring, so we've been talking about Stoppard's work a lot around here.

* she is 25, so not a kid, but you know what I mean
November 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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“I really love this meme format”
November 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I swear if POTUS starts a war of aggression against Venezuela then demands a Nobel peace prize and everyone just shrugs and moves on I’m going to walk into the ocean
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Woman Realizes Adorable Rescue Is A Coyote Pup After It Orders Dynamite Detonator Off The Internet
November 29, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Just played Thunder Road Vendetta by @restorationgames.bsky.social. Utterly glorious and incredibly silly fun
November 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Rattlesnake
Grizzly bear
Bald eagle
Elk
Bison

All in the same day
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Coyotes
Beavers
Raccoons
Tūī
Cougar
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

Caribou
Ravens
Seals
Kea
Turkeys
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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To be explicit, we executed a German U-Boat commander who said he had to sink lifesaving gear / “inadvertently” kill survivors because it might give away his position, thereby potentially resulting in the loss of his submarine.

We executed multiple members of that crew.
Heinz-Wilhelm Eck might have something to say about this one.

www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
November 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Instead of doing a consumerism on "Black" Friday, consider supporting small businesses, dropping a few coins in someone's ko-fi or go fund me, sign up for their patreon instead.

Life is expensive, things are hard. Drop coins to humans, not AI, or big corporations today.

QRP with your links!
November 28, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Hegseth is a cold-blooded murderer. There's no way to dress it up. He's a criminal. And his was precisely the kind of illegal order that those Dem members of Congress urged the military not to follow. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I playtested this at Metatopia and it is _so damn cool_.
Hinterlight: A gmless gothic worldbuilding ritual & #TTRPG for 3-5 players is LIVE over on Kickstarter!

Pledge now at ttrpg.link/hinterlight to support @robbiaburns.bsky.social & the G//C crew.

We have invited a member of the wretched fae to maintain a megathread here with all details:

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Hinterlight
A gothic worldbuilding ritual & roleplaying game that sews seeds of adventure as you tell the tale of your demise!
ttrpg.link
November 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Post your favorite LOTR character, wrong answers only
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Post your favourite "The Lord Of The Rings" character... wrong answers only.
November 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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The Jewish version is you give your name as "Baruch atah Ad!nai, m'chayeh…." and half answers "hameitim" and the other answers "hakol"
November 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Happy Black Pie Day!

I am a huge fan of the traditional media portrayal of black pie day - a day for friends to come together, hang out, play games and share pie in a low stress manner, but I think we sometimes forget the real meaning of Black Pie Day.
November 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
“denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility” means strip citizenship from people who dissent.

As observed before this guy says a lot of shit that never actually happens. But this is some really bad rhetoric.
Trump: “I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries … denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization.“
November 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Good morning! Meg and I just added community copies to all of our games on Itch.

I always say "if times are tight," but we all know that times are tight.

lumpley.itch.io
Meguey & Vincent Baker, et al
lumpley.itch.io
November 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
That guy says a lot of shit.
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen.

Crooked Still
Toad the Wet Sprocket
The Cranberries
Natalie Merchant
Better Than Ezra

I’m mostly a 90s guy I guess
Billy Joel
Chicago/Hall & Oates
Journey/Foreigner
Huey Lewis & the News
Great Big Sea
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen.

S Club 7 Junior

Westlife

Steps

Ronan Keating

S Club 7 (Senior)
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM