Flecktarn Van Zandt
@cl8onrob.bsky.social
They call me the Woker
Beiyang government psychosis
January 8, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Beiyang government psychosis
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I made this joke to my gf tonight right before she pointed out that we were sitting right next to our state representative
January 7, 2026 at 2:30 AM
I made this joke to my gf tonight right before she pointed out that we were sitting right next to our state representative
We got Paul Bremer at home
WELKER: Mr. Secretary, are you running Venezuela right now?
MARCO RUBIO: Yeah. People are fixating on that. Here's the bottom line -- we expect to see changes in Venezuela
MARCO RUBIO: Yeah. People are fixating on that. Here's the bottom line -- we expect to see changes in Venezuela
January 5, 2026 at 12:13 AM
We got Paul Bremer at home
My brother in Christ you are the fortunate son
Trump posts footage of the Maduro raid set to "Fortunate Son" -- a protest song about the Vietnam War draft
January 3, 2026 at 11:37 PM
My brother in Christ you are the fortunate son
They don't want you to know this but it's fine to eat kiwi with the skin on
January 3, 2026 at 10:45 PM
They don't want you to know this but it's fine to eat kiwi with the skin on
They didn't even have the courtesy to do a false flag attack this time around
January 3, 2026 at 10:05 PM
They didn't even have the courtesy to do a false flag attack this time around
Halliburton to the moon
January 3, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Halliburton to the moon
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>Trump gets elected
>starts illegally smuggling Venezuelans to America
Now who's weak on the border, huh?
>starts illegally smuggling Venezuelans to America
Now who's weak on the border, huh?
January 3, 2026 at 9:28 PM
>Trump gets elected
>starts illegally smuggling Venezuelans to America
Now who's weak on the border, huh?
>starts illegally smuggling Venezuelans to America
Now who's weak on the border, huh?
I'm going to tell my kids this is George Santos
January 3, 2026 at 5:05 AM
I'm going to tell my kids this is George Santos
This is me IRL
January 2, 2026 at 5:20 PM
This is me IRL
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They gentrified the tinfoil hat
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
They gentrified the tinfoil hat
ATF eforms servers rn
January 1, 2026 at 7:31 PM
ATF eforms servers rn
Best country album of 2025: The Price of Admission by the Turnpike Troubadours
My favorite album of 2025: Corpus by Chasen Wayne and the Honky Tonk Machine
Most aptly named album of 2025: I'm the Problem by Morgan Wallen
My favorite album of 2025: Corpus by Chasen Wayne and the Honky Tonk Machine
Most aptly named album of 2025: I'm the Problem by Morgan Wallen
December 31, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Best country album of 2025: The Price of Admission by the Turnpike Troubadours
My favorite album of 2025: Corpus by Chasen Wayne and the Honky Tonk Machine
Most aptly named album of 2025: I'm the Problem by Morgan Wallen
My favorite album of 2025: Corpus by Chasen Wayne and the Honky Tonk Machine
Most aptly named album of 2025: I'm the Problem by Morgan Wallen
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sea lion-posting. :3
a close up of a seal 's face looking up at the camera
Alt: a .gif of a sea lion being silly.
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2025 at 9:33 AM
sea lion-posting. :3
Inflation has finally reached more than just the meat section of winco
December 28, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Inflation has finally reached more than just the meat section of winco
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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waking up from a fat nap and immediately having to meet some of your extended relatives be like
December 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
waking up from a fat nap and immediately having to meet some of your extended relatives be like
Without even looking at the pfp I could tell this person is Asian
December 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Without even looking at the pfp I could tell this person is Asian
I hope that's Korean for "it's the Grinch!"
December 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I hope that's Korean for "it's the Grinch!"
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if valve teamed up with kojima productions they would be making hideo gabes
December 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
if valve teamed up with kojima productions they would be making hideo gabes