Casey Kelley
@ckelley87.bsky.social
Designer in Washington, DC. Married to @mareenadraws.bsky.social TX ➡️ IN ➡️ OH ➡️ PIT ➡️ ATX ➡️ DC 😵💫. Mac user. Penguins, Steelers, St. Louis Cardinals, Austin FC fan. I swear... a lot.
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This is a man whose wife was SHOT IN THE HEAD having to act even-keeled when the President of the United States tries to incite violence against him. Trump has to go, right now.
I've had a missile blow up next to my airplane, been shot at dozens of times by anti-aircraft fire, and launched into orbit — all for my country. I never thought I'd see a President call for my execution.
Trump doesn’t understand the Constitution, and we're all less safe for it.
Trump doesn’t understand the Constitution, and we're all less safe for it.
November 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
This is a man whose wife was SHOT IN THE HEAD having to act even-keeled when the President of the United States tries to incite violence against him. Trump has to go, right now.
Oh no, I hate this?
November 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Oh no, I hate this?
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THATS WHAT THE PRESSURE IS FOR. You have a vote and it fails and you did NOTHING, absolutely nothing.
Reporter: What do you say to your colleagues who say this isn't a fight, this is a capitulation?
Shaheen: We have a guaranteed vote by a guaranteed date…
Reporter: There is no guarantee that this will become law.
Shaheen: There was never a guarantee that it would be become law.
Shaheen: We have a guaranteed vote by a guaranteed date…
Reporter: There is no guarantee that this will become law.
Shaheen: There was never a guarantee that it would be become law.
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
THATS WHAT THE PRESSURE IS FOR. You have a vote and it fails and you did NOTHING, absolutely nothing.
@kaine.senate.gov This is you, Tim. Fuckin idiot.
November 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
@kaine.senate.gov This is you, Tim. Fuckin idiot.
Took my first Capital Bikeshare trip since moving here (I know, really?) and when passing by Lost Generation I smelled a Steezeburger popup and had to stop. May start biking more.
Also, e-bikes are the way to go, my first leg was on a classic bike and I wanted to ☠️ myself.
Also, e-bikes are the way to go, my first leg was on a classic bike and I wanted to ☠️ myself.
November 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Took my first Capital Bikeshare trip since moving here (I know, really?) and when passing by Lost Generation I smelled a Steezeburger popup and had to stop. May start biking more.
Also, e-bikes are the way to go, my first leg was on a classic bike and I wanted to ☠️ myself.
Also, e-bikes are the way to go, my first leg was on a classic bike and I wanted to ☠️ myself.
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In Mexico, I asked Lewis Hamilton about what pet ownership taught him about himself. A simple question... but one with a LOT of baggage in the #F1 paddock.
This is your sign to ask your questions, no matter what others think.
open.substack.com/pub/deadlypa...
This is your sign to ask your questions, no matter what others think.
open.substack.com/pub/deadlypa...
November 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
In Mexico, I asked Lewis Hamilton about what pet ownership taught him about himself. A simple question... but one with a LOT of baggage in the #F1 paddock.
This is your sign to ask your questions, no matter what others think.
open.substack.com/pub/deadlypa...
This is your sign to ask your questions, no matter what others think.
open.substack.com/pub/deadlypa...
DC followers: Any list of restaurants doing to-go Thanksgiving meals? I have a few spots in mind already but open to new takes. Usually someone like Washingtonian or Eater puts one out but I can't seem to find one for this year yet.
November 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
DC followers: Any list of restaurants doing to-go Thanksgiving meals? I have a few spots in mind already but open to new takes. Usually someone like Washingtonian or Eater puts one out but I can't seem to find one for this year yet.
I FEEL GOD IN THIS CHILIS TONIGHT
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I FEEL GOD IN THIS CHILIS TONIGHT
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WOULD JAMES CARVILLE AND GAVIN NEWSOM LIKE TO COME FORWARD AND EAT SHIT
From Evan: it's a huge night of hope for the trans community. The Republicans went all in on anti-trans ads in multiple races and so far there's no sign it got them anything.
Perhaps the page can be turned on blaming us for Harris' loss last year.
Perhaps the page can be turned on blaming us for Harris' loss last year.
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
WOULD JAMES CARVILLE AND GAVIN NEWSOM LIKE TO COME FORWARD AND EAT SHIT
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If you are a Democratic senator watching these results and the lesson you take is "I should cave and help Republicans reopen the government for nothing more than a promise written on toilet paper" then you shouldn't be in the Senate anymore
These big wins will embolden Dems to take on Trump's lawbreaking and show there's a price for GOP enabling of him. Folks hate to hear this, but normal patterns are asserting themselves: Liberalism isn't dead, Rs are likely to lose in 2026, and Trump is really unpopular, not a magical exception.
November 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
If you are a Democratic senator watching these results and the lesson you take is "I should cave and help Republicans reopen the government for nothing more than a promise written on toilet paper" then you shouldn't be in the Senate anymore
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I think a thing we'll learn tonight is that people fucking hate what is going on and they will straight ticket vote against anyone involved in starving people while pillaging the country and kidnapping their neighbors. I don't think it matters at all who that person is.
November 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I think a thing we'll learn tonight is that people fucking hate what is going on and they will straight ticket vote against anyone involved in starving people while pillaging the country and kidnapping their neighbors. I don't think it matters at all who that person is.
Don't threaten me with a good time, Mike.
Johnson: "If they had no filibuster, they would pack the SCOTUS. You'd go from 9 to 17 or however many liberals they could pack. You would make DC & Puerto Rico into states, which would give 4 additional Democrat senators & make us a permanent minority. You'd see massive restrictions of 2A rights"
November 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Don't threaten me with a good time, Mike.
Welp. 😔 Good effort, Jays.
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Welp. 😔 Good effort, Jays.
Y’all, ok, great HR Bo, but… did anyone else see the 50/50 amount that you take home at the Blue Jays game is SIXTEEN MILLION DOLLARS?!
November 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Y’all, ok, great HR Bo, but… did anyone else see the 50/50 amount that you take home at the Blue Jays game is SIXTEEN MILLION DOLLARS?!
Freeman you mad lad.
October 28, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Freeman you mad lad.
Thank god I took the week off.
October 28, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Thank god I took the week off.
@b-moore.bsky.social pretty sure this is your comment that made the stage today
October 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
@b-moore.bsky.social pretty sure this is your comment that made the stage today
"We can't even calculate it." WE LEARNED HOW TO CALCULATE PERCENTAGES IN FUCKING ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.
IT'S 95.87%, DR. DIPSHIT.
IT'S 95.87%, DR. DIPSHIT.
Dr Oz: "You'll notice, President Trump, these are discounted from $242 to $10. I don't know what the math is on that. We can't even calculate it. It's too high to calculate."
October 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
"We can't even calculate it." WE LEARNED HOW TO CALCULATE PERCENTAGES IN FUCKING ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.
IT'S 95.87%, DR. DIPSHIT.
IT'S 95.87%, DR. DIPSHIT.
Dawg this already exists, it's called PRNewswire.com
October 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Dawg this already exists, it's called PRNewswire.com
This is not enough Inside the NBA... we need more Chuck & Shaq banter, every single week.
Inside the NBA has 20 regular season dates on ESPN. Set your calendars accordingly.
ESPN reveals 'Inside the NBA' regular season schedule
ESPN has finally made the dates official for when we will see Inside the NBA on their airwaves throughout the regular season.
dlvr.it
October 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
This is not enough Inside the NBA... we need more Chuck & Shaq banter, every single week.