Casey Kelley
@ckelley87.bsky.social
Designer in Washington, DC. Married to @mareenadraws.bsky.social TX ➡️ IN ➡️ OH ➡️ PIT ➡️ ATX ➡️ DC 😵💫. Mac user. Penguins, Steelers, St. Louis Cardinals, Austin FC fan. I swear... a lot.
I’m somehow blaming you, I’ve never looked these up in my life
November 11, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I’m somehow blaming you, I’ve never looked these up in my life
Took my first Capital Bikeshare trip since moving here (I know, really?) and when passing by Lost Generation I smelled a Steezeburger popup and had to stop. May start biking more.
Also, e-bikes are the way to go, my first leg was on a classic bike and I wanted to ☠️ myself.
Also, e-bikes are the way to go, my first leg was on a classic bike and I wanted to ☠️ myself.
November 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Took my first Capital Bikeshare trip since moving here (I know, really?) and when passing by Lost Generation I smelled a Steezeburger popup and had to stop. May start biking more.
Also, e-bikes are the way to go, my first leg was on a classic bike and I wanted to ☠️ myself.
Also, e-bikes are the way to go, my first leg was on a classic bike and I wanted to ☠️ myself.
Y’all, ok, great HR Bo, but… did anyone else see the 50/50 amount that you take home at the Blue Jays game is SIXTEEN MILLION DOLLARS?!
November 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Y’all, ok, great HR Bo, but… did anyone else see the 50/50 amount that you take home at the Blue Jays game is SIXTEEN MILLION DOLLARS?!
@b-moore.bsky.social pretty sure this is your comment that made the stage today
October 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
@b-moore.bsky.social pretty sure this is your comment that made the stage today
He drove… across the street.
September 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
He drove… across the street.
OGs recognize only one RealPlayer
August 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
OGs recognize only one RealPlayer
Don't forget Soft Glowing Purity Orb (that's supposed to be ceiling mounted but you're lazy, don't want an observable wire since you live in an apartment and can't run a proper drop, so it's just sitting on your TV stand)
July 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Don't forget Soft Glowing Purity Orb (that's supposed to be ceiling mounted but you're lazy, don't want an observable wire since you live in an apartment and can't run a proper drop, so it's just sitting on your TV stand)
I had a sandwich from there on Friday (a Jetski - brisket, pastrami, sofrito, American & cheddar cheeses, jalapeno) and it was good, I won't let this sandwich be besmirched
July 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I had a sandwich from there on Friday (a Jetski - brisket, pastrami, sofrito, American & cheddar cheeses, jalapeno) and it was good, I won't let this sandwich be besmirched
Ahh, love an absolutely fucked Metro Center 😎
July 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Ahh, love an absolutely fucked Metro Center 😎
This is fucking wild.
July 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
This is fucking wild.
I have it in there twice, just in case.
July 7, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I have it in there twice, just in case.
Great job by @polygon.com’s new owners 🙄
June 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Great job by @polygon.com’s new owners 🙄
My NFL fandom in 2025
June 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
My NFL fandom in 2025
Random Vinfast spotted in DC, wonder if it’s improved since the Donut and Doug DeMuro videos.
June 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Random Vinfast spotted in DC, wonder if it’s improved since the Donut and Doug DeMuro videos.
The new Trader Joe's opened in Brookland this morning (very *very* close to me) so I headed down & snapped a few photos. Excited for this in Ward 5, but RIP my wallet & waist having such easy access to Speculoos Cookie Butter. 🫣 @popville.bsky.social @aru5f02.bsky.social @washprobs.bsky.social
May 15, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The new Trader Joe's opened in Brookland this morning (very *very* close to me) so I headed down & snapped a few photos. Excited for this in Ward 5, but RIP my wallet & waist having such easy access to Speculoos Cookie Butter. 🫣 @popville.bsky.social @aru5f02.bsky.social @washprobs.bsky.social
It took y'all almost seven months to send me a bill for my copay? 🫠
May 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
It took y'all almost seven months to send me a bill for my copay? 🫠
Fuck every dude in this shot
April 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Fuck every dude in this shot
Have come a long way since this match in 2019... did the creative for a friend's promotion with 2 shows that weekend in Atlanta.
April 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Have come a long way since this match in 2019... did the creative for a friend's promotion with 2 shows that weekend in Atlanta.
You can see this in action with Meta's Ad Library and examples with the Padres, Dodgers, Red Sox, Yankees, and Giants
March 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
You can see this in action with Meta's Ad Library and examples with the Padres, Dodgers, Red Sox, Yankees, and Giants