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Carl
@cjarl.bsky.social
Career lurker, Warhammer guy
First 5 Flesh Hounds done. 10 more to go!
#AoS #Warhammer
November 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I keep forgetting to post my painted models here, so this is what I’ve been working on lately.
November 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
This is the kind of “solution” to a dive in sales that only terminal manager brain could conceive of. This is going to annoy customers and employees. It’s also going to strain relations between employees and their supervisors. All-around boneheaded stuff.
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.

They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.

If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."

🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I’m getting my first and only tattoo. It just says, “all my opinions have always been normal and good, and everyone agrees with me.”
October 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The editorial board generally doesn’t want Dems to win, but even taken in good faith…
October 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
[person trying to be taken seriously] hello, my name is Brilyn Hollyhands.
September 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I was in Japan for just 14 days ten years ago, and I still think about how great it would be to buy a can of Boss coffee wherever/whenever.
We really need to get Japanese vending machines over here man. American vending machines suck so bad. I need like one of these on every street corner.
August 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Minnesota needs to seize the Twins through eminent domain or something. You’re an owner enshitifying your sports team for financial gain? Sorry, it’s the state’s property now.
A letter from the Pohlad family:
August 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Hot dog!
Linda Yaccarino announces she’s stepping down as the CEO of X
July 9, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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I don’t want to ask CoPilot, I am making a Word document. I don’t want to search with Meta AI, I want to search Instagram. Leave me alone
July 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Put my dang nose to the grindstone and got 14 models done today for a #Warhammer #AoS tourney tomorrow. There’ll be a specter haunting the GameZenter: me!
June 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The conservative vision for how the world should work is bleak, atomizing misery. That anyone buys into it turns my stomach.
June 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I’m back on my ADHD meds after like a year of not having them, and it feels like when you get a new glasses prescription.
June 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I think it’s finally time to read some theory.
June 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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June 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I finished my Black Coach and Mamdani won? 2 pretty cool things happened I guess.
June 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Even the “themes are for 8th grade book reports” showrunners of Game of Thrones had Dracarys melt the Iron Throne.
I try not to be hyperbolic but this is the single worst comic I have ever seen in my entire life.
June 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Really not enjoying “have you been around anyone with the measles” being added to the list of questions the receptionist at the doctor’s office asks.
May 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Is it time to start posting again? Maybe!
March 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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in the next game the three starter pokemon's types will be changed from grass, water, and fire to grass, gas, and ass. nobody rides for free.
March 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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I hate calling my stupid senators!!!!!
March 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I’m now up to 15 Mortek Guard done. I’m really enjoying these guys’ goofy faces. #Warhammer #AoS
February 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
This guy was sitting on my shelf half painted for like a year, and I finally got around to finishing him. #Warhammer #AoS
February 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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they got a whole pennsylvania senators faction in age of sigmar
June 10, 2024 at 4:23 PM