Chris Swierczek
@chrisswierczek.bsky.social
📍NYC. Makes thing. Nonsense.
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Trying to plan future work before the holiday break
December 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Trying to plan future work before the holiday break
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not to generalize about a consumer electronics brand but if you try to post a picture in the fujifilm subreddit that you didn't take on vacation in japan they straight up kill you
December 16, 2025 at 12:43 PM
not to generalize about a consumer electronics brand but if you try to post a picture in the fujifilm subreddit that you didn't take on vacation in japan they straight up kill you
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insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
December 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
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Enjoy Thanksgiving
Q: “Are you affirming you think Trump is a fascist?”
TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.”
ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”
TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.”
ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”
November 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Enjoy Thanksgiving
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Good morning.
I don't know who did this, but I love you.
I don't know who did this, but I love you.
November 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Good morning.
I don't know who did this, but I love you.
I don't know who did this, but I love you.
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Remember: this afternoon is the ideal time to visit your local historic cider mill!
November 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Remember: this afternoon is the ideal time to visit your local historic cider mill!
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Might fuck around and drink until I feel pretty
October 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Might fuck around and drink until I feel pretty
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Pete Hegseth has ordered the Washington Generals to napalm the Harlem Globetrotters
September 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Pete Hegseth has ordered the Washington Generals to napalm the Harlem Globetrotters
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Look at Toad. His edible is just starting to take hold and he needs to tell Frog that instead they should watch Big Trouble in Little China
September 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Look at Toad. His edible is just starting to take hold and he needs to tell Frog that instead they should watch Big Trouble in Little China
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Fear the Old Blood 🩸🧠👁️
September 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Fear the Old Blood 🩸🧠👁️
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"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
August 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
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“Between 2009 and 2012, iPhones had a built-in "Send to YouTube" button in the Photos app. Many of these uploads kept their default IMG_XXXX filenames, creating a time capsule of raw, unedited moments from random lives.”
walzr.com/IMG_0001
this is beautiful 🥲
walzr.com/IMG_0001
this is beautiful 🥲
IMG_0001
walzr.com
August 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
“Between 2009 and 2012, iPhones had a built-in "Send to YouTube" button in the Photos app. Many of these uploads kept their default IMG_XXXX filenames, creating a time capsule of raw, unedited moments from random lives.”
walzr.com/IMG_0001
this is beautiful 🥲
walzr.com/IMG_0001
this is beautiful 🥲
@giantbomb.bsky.social @grubb.wtf @tolkoto.com @danryckert.com
I was drawing while watching Blight Club. So here's Pimpy Kong.
I was drawing while watching Blight Club. So here's Pimpy Kong.
July 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
@giantbomb.bsky.social @grubb.wtf @tolkoto.com @danryckert.com
I was drawing while watching Blight Club. So here's Pimpy Kong.
I was drawing while watching Blight Club. So here's Pimpy Kong.
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Business men do not understand that my goal as a small business owner is not to make the most money possible but to survive comfortably through making art.
They think I don’t understand business. I know they don’t understand art.
They think I don’t understand business. I know they don’t understand art.
July 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Business men do not understand that my goal as a small business owner is not to make the most money possible but to survive comfortably through making art.
They think I don’t understand business. I know they don’t understand art.
They think I don’t understand business. I know they don’t understand art.
Today was the most Saturday feeling Friday ever.
July 5, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Today was the most Saturday feeling Friday ever.
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WABC asked the mayoral candidates "Mets or Yankees?" Zohran Mamdani said "Mets", adding "I must admit I'm a bit of a fair-weather fan." Andrew Cuomo said "both."
June 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
WABC asked the mayoral candidates "Mets or Yankees?" Zohran Mamdani said "Mets", adding "I must admit I'm a bit of a fair-weather fan." Andrew Cuomo said "both."
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June 7, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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it’s time to replace all doctors with ai
June 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
it’s time to replace all doctors with ai