chris heasman
@chrisheasman.bsky.social
“writer and activist” according the New York Times, which means it must be true
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
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House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks
November 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks
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The trouble started when we abandoned virtuous runes for the idiotic scrawlings of the perfidious Roman
October 9, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The trouble started when we abandoned virtuous runes for the idiotic scrawlings of the perfidious Roman
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There are three stages to learning Gàidhlig.
1: what the fuck
2: no seriously what the fuck
3: FOOLISH ANGLO. THE SPELLING OF THE CÀNAN IS ACTUALLY EXTREMELY READABLE, MUCH EASIER THAN YOUR SAXON WORDLETS WITH THEIR IDIOTIC SILENT VOWELS. IT FLOWS FROM SCRIPT TO SPEECH LIKE A CLEAR MOUNTAIN SPRING
1: what the fuck
2: no seriously what the fuck
3: FOOLISH ANGLO. THE SPELLING OF THE CÀNAN IS ACTUALLY EXTREMELY READABLE, MUCH EASIER THAN YOUR SAXON WORDLETS WITH THEIR IDIOTIC SILENT VOWELS. IT FLOWS FROM SCRIPT TO SPEECH LIKE A CLEAR MOUNTAIN SPRING
October 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
There are three stages to learning Gàidhlig.
1: what the fuck
2: no seriously what the fuck
3: FOOLISH ANGLO. THE SPELLING OF THE CÀNAN IS ACTUALLY EXTREMELY READABLE, MUCH EASIER THAN YOUR SAXON WORDLETS WITH THEIR IDIOTIC SILENT VOWELS. IT FLOWS FROM SCRIPT TO SPEECH LIKE A CLEAR MOUNTAIN SPRING
1: what the fuck
2: no seriously what the fuck
3: FOOLISH ANGLO. THE SPELLING OF THE CÀNAN IS ACTUALLY EXTREMELY READABLE, MUCH EASIER THAN YOUR SAXON WORDLETS WITH THEIR IDIOTIC SILENT VOWELS. IT FLOWS FROM SCRIPT TO SPEECH LIKE A CLEAR MOUNTAIN SPRING
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
October 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
Coyote vs Acme level stupidity. Like, actual bath-salts-up-the-nose stuff. How can any human being could turn down this project yet stake the entire franchise on The Mandalorian and Grogu?
"The Playlist can now confirm that the film advanced far beyond development—it had a completed script, the full creative stamp of approval from Lucasfilm, including Kathleen Kennedy, and was greenlit internally before being canceled by Disney executives Bob Iger and Alan Bergman."
‘The Hunt For Ben Solo’: Steven Soderbergh & Adam Driver’s Secret ‘Star Wars’ Movie Was Greenlit Before Disney Pulled The Plug [Exclusive]
‘The Hunt For Ben Solo,’ a Steven Soderbergh & Adam Driver “Star Wars” film was fully greenlit by Lucasfilm before Disney killed it.
theplaylist.net
October 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Coyote vs Acme level stupidity. Like, actual bath-salts-up-the-nose stuff. How can any human being could turn down this project yet stake the entire franchise on The Mandalorian and Grogu?
I’m not going to say the song lyrics my 7 year old writes are better than the stuff on this new Taylor Swift album, but they’re not really worse, either
October 3, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I’m not going to say the song lyrics my 7 year old writes are better than the stuff on this new Taylor Swift album, but they’re not really worse, either
I edit people’s writing for a living and I’m grieved to report that this excerpt from JK Rowling’s latest “novel” has caused me to suffer a catastrophic stroke
September 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I edit people’s writing for a living and I’m grieved to report that this excerpt from JK Rowling’s latest “novel” has caused me to suffer a catastrophic stroke
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[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword
[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
September 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword
[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
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he was doing the very act that gave birth to this nation—racism
Charlie Kirk was murdered while practicing the very act that gave birth to this nation—and the only thing that will ensure its survival.
Je Suis Charlie
Charlie Kirk was murdered while practicing the very act that gave birth to this nation—and the only thing that will ensure its survival.
bit.ly
September 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
he was doing the very act that gave birth to this nation—racism
Kit Harington, Keira Knightley, Iwan Rheon, Ruth Wilson, Ambika Mod, Leo Woodall, Simon Pegg, James McAvoy, Gemma Whelan, Matt Berry. More actors who'd rather take a payday from JK Rowling than give any kind of shit about trans people.
Audible’s ‘Harry Potter’ Series Expands Cast With Keira Knightley, Kit Harington, James McAvoy, Simon Pegg and More
Audible announced additional casting for its 'Harry Potter' audiobook series, including Keira Knightley, Kit Harington, James McAvoy and Simon Pegg.
variety.com
September 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Kit Harington, Keira Knightley, Iwan Rheon, Ruth Wilson, Ambika Mod, Leo Woodall, Simon Pegg, James McAvoy, Gemma Whelan, Matt Berry. More actors who'd rather take a payday from JK Rowling than give any kind of shit about trans people.
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hey im putting something together for my boss for his birthday. yeah can you write a letter or better yet an insane poem or horrifying drawing about the unspeakable crimes you all have committed together
September 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
hey im putting something together for my boss for his birthday. yeah can you write a letter or better yet an insane poem or horrifying drawing about the unspeakable crimes you all have committed together
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Kurt Vonnegut on buying an envelope
September 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Kurt Vonnegut on buying an envelope
i am a simple man. when cat knock over plant, i smile
September 4, 2025 at 7:39 AM
i am a simple man. when cat knock over plant, i smile
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Are you young, highly educated and driven, and want to contribute to our stagnant economy with its aging population and low productivity? Well out you go
September 2, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Are you young, highly educated and driven, and want to contribute to our stagnant economy with its aging population and low productivity? Well out you go
the fact that the White House literally put “golfing with Gruden” down on Trump’s schedule yesterday and then posted those week-old photos has got me fully on the Happening Express. choo choo
September 1, 2025 at 8:40 AM
the fact that the White House literally put “golfing with Gruden” down on Trump’s schedule yesterday and then posted those week-old photos has got me fully on the Happening Express. choo choo
Deadline (and the California Film Commission) have now uploaded an amended table that renames this Muppets project as “Untitled 20th TV project” but the figures remain the same — this is almost certainly the Muppet Show reboot that’s currently listed as “in production” on Production List
August 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Deadline (and the California Film Commission) have now uploaded an amended table that renames this Muppets project as “Untitled 20th TV project” but the figures remain the same — this is almost certainly the Muppet Show reboot that’s currently listed as “in production” on Production List
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Hello. I wrote a nice long essay about AI and this very strange moment where we're constantly told we're living in the dawn of a strange new future but the only thing that's actually clear is that everyone feels pretty unmoored and uncertain. I hope you'll read it
AI Is a Mass-Delusion Event
Three years in, one of AI’s enduring impacts is to make people feel like they’re losing it.
www.theatlantic.com
August 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Hello. I wrote a nice long essay about AI and this very strange moment where we're constantly told we're living in the dawn of a strange new future but the only thing that's actually clear is that everyone feels pretty unmoored and uncertain. I hope you'll read it
This is what Aberfeldy, my nearest town and occasional home to JK Rowling, currently looks like on Wplace
August 18, 2025 at 9:41 PM
This is what Aberfeldy, my nearest town and occasional home to JK Rowling, currently looks like on Wplace
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David Corenswet and James Gunn on set having a debate over the 'Superman' monologue
August 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
David Corenswet and James Gunn on set having a debate over the 'Superman' monologue
extremely jazzed to have just seen a comic book movie that isn’t embarrassed that it’s a comic book movie. solid 8/10, shame they clearly cut 40 mins out of it
a poster for the fantastic four shows three men running through a city
ALT: a poster for the fantastic four shows three men running through a city
media.tenor.com
July 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
extremely jazzed to have just seen a comic book movie that isn’t embarrassed that it’s a comic book movie. solid 8/10, shame they clearly cut 40 mins out of it