chris heasman
@chrisheasman.bsky.social
“writer and activist” according the New York Times, which means it must be true
I edit people’s writing for a living and I’m grieved to report that this excerpt from JK Rowling’s latest “novel” has caused me to suffer a catastrophic stroke
September 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I edit people’s writing for a living and I’m grieved to report that this excerpt from JK Rowling’s latest “novel” has caused me to suffer a catastrophic stroke
i am a simple man. when cat knock over plant, i smile
September 4, 2025 at 7:39 AM
i am a simple man. when cat knock over plant, i smile
lookin’ good, Mr President!
September 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
lookin’ good, Mr President!
The WH actually did claim he was golfing with Gruden this weekend, which is even more damning
September 1, 2025 at 8:42 AM
The WH actually did claim he was golfing with Gruden this weekend, which is even more damning
the fact that the White House literally put “golfing with Gruden” down on Trump’s schedule yesterday and then posted those week-old photos has got me fully on the Happening Express. choo choo
September 1, 2025 at 8:40 AM
the fact that the White House literally put “golfing with Gruden” down on Trump’s schedule yesterday and then posted those week-old photos has got me fully on the Happening Express. choo choo
This is what Aberfeldy, my nearest town and occasional home to JK Rowling, currently looks like on Wplace
August 18, 2025 at 9:41 PM
This is what Aberfeldy, my nearest town and occasional home to JK Rowling, currently looks like on Wplace
it's ham and bread
June 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
it's ham and bread
really enjoyed watching Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots: The Movie today (meant as a compliment) ((also meant as an insult))
May 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
really enjoyed watching Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots: The Movie today (meant as a compliment) ((also meant as an insult))
did I ever tell you guys I’m in rogue one? did I? did I ever tell you that? have I ever posted it? once or twice maybe? ask my friends if I’ve ever told them. maybe one time at least? at least one, yeah
May 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
did I ever tell you guys I’m in rogue one? did I? did I ever tell you that? have I ever posted it? once or twice maybe? ask my friends if I’ve ever told them. maybe one time at least? at least one, yeah
have retreated to my island
May 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
have retreated to my island
got a new wetsuit and paddle today and now this shit is calling me like Moana in that one song from Moana
April 4, 2025 at 12:11 PM
got a new wetsuit and paddle today and now this shit is calling me like Moana in that one song from Moana
watching the star of Hundreds of Beavers wrestle an actual beaver. support your local cinema
March 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
watching the star of Hundreds of Beavers wrestle an actual beaver. support your local cinema
using a guy called Kellogg feels a little on the nose tbh
February 19, 2025 at 8:12 AM
using a guy called Kellogg feels a little on the nose tbh
TV scene of the decade? some are saying
February 8, 2025 at 4:45 PM
TV scene of the decade? some are saying
my son gives fine gifts, I must say
December 25, 2024 at 7:48 PM
my son gives fine gifts, I must say
gonna carve Hayden Christensen’s face onto this
December 18, 2024 at 4:34 PM
gonna carve Hayden Christensen’s face onto this
some locals speak
December 17, 2024 at 7:00 PM
some locals speak
also helped him play arguably the best on screen depiction of Lucifer
November 28, 2024 at 7:40 PM
also helped him play arguably the best on screen depiction of Lucifer