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Chris C. Kelly
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Just a guy popping in from time to time to catch up and see what’s new with all you amazing people.
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I thought Michael was joking. Michael is not joking.
December 17, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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Words DO MATTER.

This is deeply moving.
December 16, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Dec 14, 2025

What a shitty day.
December 15, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Nothing quite as American as being asked to hurl footballs into an oversized soda can just to qualify for life-changing financial support.
December 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
October 2, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Appreciate all of the work being produced on things like this.

No ambiguity here whatsoever. If he was not on the list, the world’s most notorious narcissist would already be taking legal action for defamation of character.
This is the official trailer for Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile.
October 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Back in May of 2011, I was sitting at a bar overlooking the Atlantic Ocean.

I remember a Christian radio host, Harold Camping, predicting the end times at 6pm that evening.

6pm came around and the bar played Blondie’s ‘Rapture’.

Brilliant scene; I’ll never forget it.
September 21, 2025 at 6:40 AM
It would be darkly poetic if the man who squandered so many taxpayer dollars on golf were to die from a stroke.
September 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I had a fever dream recently. One where a new constitution was being drafted right before our eyes.

“They can’t do that,” I thought.

But they didn’t care.

They don’t care.

They. Don’t. Care.
September 9, 2025 at 9:39 AM
There’s no chill, and then there’s no Churchill…
July 31, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Dear Grapefruit,

You’re the least graped fruit I’ve ever met.

Step up your grapiness or step aside.

You’ve been coasting on the flavor of better fruits for too long.

Get tasty, dammit.
July 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Welles has done it again!

Truly the Woody Guthrie/Pete Seeger of this moment.

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One Nation Under Blackmail #sInGeRsOnGwRiTeR #OrGiNaL #cOuNtRy #folk #song
YouTube video by Jesse Welles
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July 11, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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July 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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That one person can drag us into a war without consulting or even notifying Congress, or our allies, or fully explaining to the American people why this is necessary, is absolutely bonkers.

Reminder that Congress has the power to stop all of this. Where the hell are they? Hello?
June 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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World War 3 kinda sucks, but you know, it was either this or pronouns
June 22, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Air India Flight 171 is now the deadliest crash with a sole survivor; it surpasses Northwest Flight 255, which also went down on takeoff.

I still remember Aug 16, 1987: playing whiffle ball out front when the sky flashed red.

Another heartbreaking day in modern aviation.
June 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
June 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The legendary cheese-rolling races at Cooper’s Hill in Gloucester are happening right now.

In one heat, Superman took first place… with the Flash finishing second.

Yes, seriously. You can’t make this stuff up.
May 26, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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West Point grads got some rambling advice today on selecting a trophy wife after their second divorce from a draft dodger in a red campaign hat before he hauled ass to play golf.
May 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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For those of you who knew Victoria Brownworth on Twitter, she passed away from cancer yesterday.

She was a fearless journalist who reported on AIDS in the 80s (when Reagan was ignoring it), lifted up the LGBTQ community, & rooted out corruption.

Her wife, Maddy Gold, died of cancer in 2022.
May 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
In honor of it being Mother’s Day weekend here in the states, I thought I’d share a little something from the Mothers of Invention. #BreakingNews #ItsStillHappeningHere

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It Can't Happen Here
YouTube video by Frank Zappa - Topic
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May 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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"Capitalism has entered a radical and apocalyptic phase. There is no utopian vision in any of this."

Interview ⤵️
Naomi Klein: 'What They Want Is Absolutely Everything'
The ‘Shock Doctrine’ author explains the dark logic of Donald Trump and Elon Musk’s path of destruction and why billionaire oligarchs are so angry.
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May 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Notice the influx in blue cars post-1996?

“You’re welcome.” - Dishwalla
May 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
ICE bursts in—no warrant, no warning.
In the dark corner, lit only by a glowing cigar, sits the Old Man.

They call him the Second Amendment.

He leans forward, smirks, and says, “Funny… this ain’t how you figured it’d go, is it, boys?”
April 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM