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Chris C. Kelly
@chrisckelly.bsky.social
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Just a guy popping in from time to time to catch up and see what’s new with all you amazing people.
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#CatTeamBrotherhood
Week 5 Sword of Omens matchup graphic featuring the Detroit Lions and Cincinnati Bengals. The Lions logo on a blue banner and the Bengals logo on an orange banner appear above a large stylized sword with a glowing eye at the hilt, set against a red and blue lightning background. The text 'r/CatTeamBrotherhood' is displayed at the bottom.
October 2, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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There’s no chill, and then there’s no Churchill…
July 31, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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June 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Keto hears the call!
May 9, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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Notice the influx in blue cars post-1996?

“You’re welcome.” - Dishwalla
May 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Dog
Lil Ms Keto the PooChi
March 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Behold: Stick!
Walking stick I’ve had since May of 2017
February 13, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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End credits of Curb Your Enthusiasm
January 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Amon-Ra St Brown in his upside down celebratory position in the form of cake. It’s cake
January 6, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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If you start playing the studio version of "Escape (The Piña Colada Song)" by Rupert Holmes at exactly 11:56:04 PM, the final lyric, "If you like making love at midnight!", will land perfectly at the stroke of midnight. #HappyNewYear2025
RUPERT HOLMES - Escape (The Pina Colada Song)
January 1, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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My all-time favorite logo from any visitors' bureau around the world has to be Gävle's, in Sweden.

I’ll just say it—it’s the #GOAT.
The logo for Visit Gävle Online features a stylized side profile of the iconic Yule Goat, a symbol of the annual large-scale goat constructed in the city. The design cleverly incorporates the letter "G" by shaping it from the goat's curved horns and inward-pointing tail, creating a seamless blend of tradition and modern branding.
December 19, 2024 at 11:34 PM
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A very happy Sharon Overcooked the Pie Day to all who celebrate!
A humorous image of Sharon Weiss posting a complaint on Facebook, directed at Marie Callender's, blaming the company for "ruining Thanksgiving dessert." The post includes a picture of a severely overcooked, nearly charred pumpkin pie, making it clear the mishap was due to her own overbaking. The caption reads sarcastically, "Thanks Marie Callendar for ruining Thanksgiving dessert," unintentionally turning her grievance into a viral joke.
November 28, 2024 at 11:38 AM
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I had hoped, but I never thought I'd see this in my lifetime with such a dominate Detroit Lions team.
Super Bowl Odds showing the Lions are favorites to win the Super Bowl at +375, followed by Kansas City at +450.
November 22, 2024 at 12:33 AM
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Keto: “This is some bulllllshi…ooh 🐿️!”
Dog staring into a park next to a sign that reads “No dogs allowed in playground.”
September 5, 2024 at 5:07 AM
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A tweet from @BryanCooking that reads, “We almost lost a complete ‘93 Letterman guest lineup today.”
July 14, 2024 at 3:34 AM
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“My god, of course!” is now the standard introduction when two people named Chris Kelly meet.
A tweet from the account imchriskelly that reads: Someone once introduced Jeff Goldblum to me at a party by saying, “This is Chris Kelly,” and he exclaimed, “My god, of course!” I couldn’t believe it. He knew who I was?? Then he proceeded to say, “My god, of course!” to every person he was introduced to. I love Jeff Goldblum.
December 27, 2023 at 7:00 PM
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I feel like the only way we stop all of these guys is to have a kid get bitten by a radioactive spider.
Elon, Vivek, Alex Jones and that Tate guy all looking like Spider-Man rogue gallery.
December 11, 2023 at 5:44 PM
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I’m going to start telling everyone I was found inside this thing when I was a baby.
🌽🌽🌽☄️🌽🌽🌽
A sculpture in Chelsea, Michigan, resembling the capsule that sent baby Kal El to Earth from the planet Krypton.
October 6, 2023 at 2:30 AM
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Just having some stupid fun during this phase of conference realignment.
August 6, 2023 at 5:45 AM
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Quick, round up all the fellas to the yard…
August 4, 2023 at 10:41 AM
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Had to do it.
White cat with the makeup of Pennywise from IT.
July 3, 2023 at 1:40 PM
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A fictional character you would give an invite code to #AreWeAllVampires?
Count Chocula, the General Mills breakfast cereal mascot
July 3, 2023 at 5:26 AM
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This is where I post from
April 12, 2023 at 12:23 AM
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April 10, 2023 at 5:16 PM
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Neighbor just asked me why I had a Jawa tied up in the backyard. #ootini #bluetini
April 9, 2023 at 12:02 AM