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Going tree-ish, you might say. In Fellowship with @brodyklapko.bsky.social
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me after my 4 course steakhouse dinner trying to rally for more drinks and gambling at midnight my time
March 26, 2024 at 4:25 AM
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After an exhaustive study lasting decades, scientists have finally concluded that the grossest single thing in the universe is the diaper inside a package of grocery store chicken
December 19, 2023 at 9:15 PM
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before i got banned from this online poker site i used to tell people i was driving the whole time i was playing and they always lost their shit
October 11, 2023 at 10:02 PM
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cole slaw is kimchi that got censored so it could be sold at a christian grocery store
October 16, 2023 at 2:16 PM
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Twenty-five years ago today, Lucy Lawless hosted "Saturday Night Live." This one sketch she did burned itself into my brain.

I wrote about it once. It's still, maybe stupidly, one of the things I am most proud of.

Happy birthday, "Stevie Nicks' Fajita Roundup." www.theringer.com/music/2020/5...
The Story of How ‘Saturday Night Live’ Made the "Stevie Nicks’ Fajita Roundup" Sketch
In 1998, Lucy Lawless brought down Studio 8H with an impression of the Fleetwood Mac frontwoman imagined as the owner of a bad Mexican restaurant. The sketch is not one of ‘SNL’s’ most famous, b...
www.theringer.com
October 17, 2023 at 1:34 PM
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Them: is Baldur's Gate 3 good?

Me:
August 17, 2023 at 4:35 AM
Knot a face in the tree
August 5, 2023 at 4:15 PM
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*sets bluesky counter back to zero*
August 3, 2023 at 2:23 AM
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Jake Tapper, 54, died doing what he loved, correcting people’s incorrect interpretation of Robert Frost poems
If someone were to say of you, "They died doing what they loved," how did you die?
August 3, 2023 at 2:46 AM
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He’s ordinary
August 2, 2023 at 3:51 AM
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Perfect, 10/10, no notes
July 24, 2023 at 12:28 AM
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it must be school picture day
July 30, 2023 at 9:22 PM
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when you’re locked out of the house and you can see your keys sitting right there on the table
July 30, 2023 at 9:22 PM
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is the giant x sign leeching all the resources
July 31, 2023 at 1:47 AM
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my ancestors lived under skies so perpetually grey they used magic rocks to locate the sun. i am not going to make it.
Hahaha we're all gonna die
July 31, 2023 at 2:07 AM
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I need the makeup look inspired by this
July 31, 2023 at 3:43 AM
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I think Bill Maher's target audience are people who embody and exude the feeling that this picture evokes
July 31, 2023 at 2:54 AM
Just go on without me
July 31, 2023 at 2:21 AM
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"i asked Chat GPT..." oh did you? do you ask vending machines for their opinions too?
July 21, 2023 at 6:31 PM
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there’s too many beverages in this headline
i... i don't know
July 19, 2023 at 12:06 AM
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the only thing i've been posting on threads is pics of toxic mushrooms i find in the forest and comments that imply im eating them
July 18, 2023 at 10:50 PM
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Imagine falling down these stairs to your death
July 3, 2023 at 10:02 PM