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doomer with a heart of gold
he/him
I'm putting together a little project called Generation Apocalypse Webzine, follow it at: @genpox.bsky.social (the account is run by my daughter Leslie) & check it out at: genpox.com
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the answer to the question no one asked is:

no I ain't dead yet

the follow up question no one asked:

this is what I've been up to.

[jeb bush please clap voice:] give it a look-see if you got a moment and maybe a little boost. thanks 🙏
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Happy 2020 Elongation Day!
the calender's doing the thing again, I see
January 1, 2026 at 1:40 PM
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my dogs took up whittling and made me this gift!
December 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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I should call her
December 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Are there any GOOD reasons why tennis isn't an ice rink sport?
December 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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me going into 2026
December 31, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Happy 2020 Elongation Day!
the calender's doing the thing again, I see
January 1, 2026 at 1:40 PM
the calender's doing the thing again, I see
December 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Man I can't believe we are 60 months into 2020.
December 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
me going into 2026
December 31, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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new botanical discovery: four-lipped clover; like an annoying orange but luckier
December 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
new botanical discovery: four-lipped clover; like an annoying orange but luckier
December 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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I showed up on several and I am so white as to be very nearly opalescent, maybe there's something else going on
December 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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This is fascinating. A new geometrical object

mymodernmet.com/soft-cell-ti...
Astronaut Debuts a New Geometrical Shape That Can Only Be Achieved in Space
Want to sculpt this shape? You'll need to go to outer space for that.
mymodernmet.com
December 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
my dogs took up whittling and made me this gift!
December 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Are there any GOOD reasons why tennis isn't an ice rink sport?
December 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I should call her
December 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
'Tis the Season for some Squeezin!
December 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Remember thick thighs this Christmastide:

'Tis the Season for some Squeezin!
December 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
oh what a cute little elephant doll...

omg what fresh horror is this!
December 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
if humans evolved from slime molds then *omg* would mean "oh my goop!"
December 25, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I wouldn't even mind sharing a little me juice every now and then with mosquitoes if they weren't such dicks about it.
December 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Reluctantly crouched at the starting line,
Engines
December 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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something the mainstream media won't talk about is how if baby chickens aren't imprinted on a human in the first 24 hours after hatching they get The Hunger (for human flesh ofc).
December 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM