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doomer with a heart of gold
he/him
I'm putting together a little project called Generation Apocalypse Webzine, follow it at: @genpox.bsky.social (the account is run by my daughter Leslie) & check it out at: genpox.com
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the answer to the question no one asked is:

no I ain't dead yet

the follow up question no one asked:

this is what I've been up to.

[jeb bush please clap voice:] give it a look-see if you got a moment and maybe a little boost. thanks 🙏
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February 17, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Commode-dor 64
February 18, 2026 at 12:15 AM
fwiw I would eat the food faerie land
February 17, 2026 at 9:44 PM
We should stop calling it "tech".

Technology is something that is useful and makes people's lives better - and I really don't see how "toys for rich nerds" fits into this category at all.
February 17, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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February 16, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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advertise your account with a gif
February 17, 2026 at 1:10 PM
February 17, 2026 at 4:29 PM
real talk: Chilaquiles are probably the best non-potato based food ever invented
February 17, 2026 at 3:03 PM
advertise your account with a gif
February 17, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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gonna work on turning into big lump of cheese today. wish me luck
February 16, 2026 at 12:15 PM
who's up ABing their BA
who's up sounding their garden?
who's out there threatening their minors?
February 16, 2026 at 11:46 PM
February 16, 2026 at 5:23 PM
gonna work on turning into big lump of cheese today. wish me luck
February 16, 2026 at 12:15 PM
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Roses are red,
but if plants aren't your druthers,
February 13, 2026 at 2:43 PM
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don't forget to practice the DENNIS Method this Valentine's Day:

Dramatically
Embellishing
Naughtiness
Nicely
Instigates
Snugglefests
February 14, 2026 at 6:04 PM
don't forget to practice the DENNIS Method this Valentine's Day:

Dramatically
Embellishing
Naughtiness
Nicely
Instigates
Snugglefests
February 14, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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Dream last night of a Sesame Street parody, CHAIRS. Ted Danson is behind the (milk?) bar, everyone shouts "BERRRT!" when he walks in.

Ted/Sam: "How's it going, Bert?"

Bert: "I'm a breadcrumb, Sam, and everybody's doin' the pigeon." He perched on a stool next to Cliff/Ernie, and then I woke up.
February 13, 2026 at 4:56 PM
I was just cookie-monstering a bag of potato chips and a crumb flew out of my mouth and into my eye 😐
February 13, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Roses are red,
but if plants aren't your druthers,
February 13, 2026 at 2:43 PM
pov you're about to answer these riddles three
February 13, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Unpopular Opinion:

I do have a a lot to offer.
February 12, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
counterpoint:
February 12, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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ICYMI if you buy the audiobook of Lessons in Magic and Disaster from @libro.fm today all proceeds go to BINC which helps booksellers in need 💖

www.libro.fm/binc
February 12, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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Introducing a new dance craze called lying on the ground in a fetal position and softly whimpering
February 11, 2026 at 3:38 PM