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slackerpal.bsky.social
A Friendly Slacker
@slackerpal.bsky.social
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doomer with a heart of gold
he/him
I'm putting together a little project called Generation Apocalypse Webzine, follow it at: @genpox.bsky.social (the account is run by my daughter Leslie) & check it out at: genpox.com
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slackerpal.bsky.social
chatgpt could never
article from phys.org with the headline "Sulfur cabe spiders build an arachnid megacity and possibly the largest-ever spider web" the photo is a dude in cave gear staring at a wall of spider web
November 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
slackerpal.bsky.social
same energy
Ralph Wiggims standing at a table strewn with a few green army guy toys, a troll doll, and a pair of kids scissors in front of a folded table-top sign reading "STUFF DOCTORS HAD TO PULL OUT OF ME by Ralph"
November 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
slackerpal.bsky.social
heaven just got a new angel
newly fully self-actualized corpse dick cheney photoshopped as yoda from an official bush admin propaganda poster.
November 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
slackerpal.bsky.social
two kitties reaching accord and sealing it with a handshake. it's captioned MY MAN
November 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
slackerpal.bsky.social
Marlon Brando as Kurtz in Apocalypse Now! looking at bit distraught about the absurdities of life in the stupidest society ever
November 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
slackerpal.bsky.social
about to rage against the machine
a coffee maker with a broken power button. it's kaput
November 1, 2025 at 12:41 PM
slackerpal.bsky.social
this is how me and the homies do it
a coven of urinals with an emoji dude in the center doing a hand stand twirl dance move with splashes of urine anointing the room
October 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
slackerpal.bsky.social
post something random or else you'll have an awful November
a rather attractive potted plant - like if the uncanny valley was also fern gully
October 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
slackerpal.bsky.social
No one praises me enough when I'm being selfless in public.
dude standing at a meeting meme
October 29, 2025 at 2:48 PM
slackerpal.bsky.social
Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
cover of Porno For Pyro's self-titled album
October 29, 2025 at 1:22 PM
slackerpal.bsky.social
Me on my way to ask the Oracle why there weren't more movies with Tina Turner playing a post-apocalyptic bad ass:
art by Boris Vallejofor the cover of the book Godsfire by Cynthia Felice. there's a giant cat head in space looking past a scene on a planet of cat-people
October 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
slackerpal.bsky.social
this is you basically
the machine from Princess Bride with Wesley strapped down arching his back while Humperdink stands over him like some kind of night poop enforcer
October 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
slackerpal.bsky.social
*record scratch*

I bet you're wondering how I got here...
two puppies playing. one has its Jaws around the other's neck, who is looking disconcerted about the whole thing
October 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
slackerpal.bsky.social
this is the song in my heart rn 🥲🍔🚫
screenshot of k d lang's masterful cover of Neil Young's "Helpless" but now saying "Hamburger Helpless"
October 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
slackerpal.bsky.social
💜 all the loves, my friend
malinois wearing aviator shades with the caption "hey, I like your style"
October 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
slackerpal.bsky.social
scene from classic 80s movie Say Anything... where Lloyd Dobbler and beautiful nerd next door are giving drunk dork a ride home and after hours of driving him around he finally yells out "Hey! That's it! That's my house! I live there!"
October 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
slackerpal.bsky.social
idk but I'd definitely redshirt tf out of this planet to aid in the harvest
illustration of alien planet with fields of cannabis, some plants as tall as trees. there are ufo's in the sky and a woman in a short white dress walking on a path between two fields of pot plants
October 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
slackerpal.bsky.social
"How does one keep on truckin when they keep tearing out the roads from beneath us?"
a bunny labeled "my ability to keep on truckin" chilling in a terra cotta pot labeled "pot"
October 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM
slackerpal.bsky.social
good morning Frogday morning
a wee frog with a silly fly-eating grin on its cute wee froggy face
October 24, 2025 at 12:51 PM
slackerpal.bsky.social
*gasp*: omg no way
puppy who looks aghast but with an air of feigned affectation
October 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
slackerpal.bsky.social
we heard you've been talkin shit
two puppies looking adorable and expectant as they wait for your excuses
October 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
slackerpal.bsky.social
Hell yeah the world is ready
print ad for the movie Encino Man changed to say Encinoverse
October 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
slackerpal.bsky.social
Is this considered Foreshadowing?
globe shaped fire pit with flames coming out of negative space continents
October 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
slackerpal.bsky.social
It was the beets with thyme, it was the wurst with thyme.
a plate of roasted beets with a couple sprigs of thyme a bunch of sausages in cast iron skillet with a few sprigs of thyme
October 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
slackerpal.bsky.social
History's oldest double-edged sword
Dr Beverly Crusher smoking a fat spliff saying "negative effects of smoking marijuana... 1. you have less marijuana."
October 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM