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doomer with a heart of gold
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I'm putting together a little project called Generation Apocalypse Webzine, follow it at: @genpox.bsky.social (the account is run by my daughter Leslie) & check it out at: genpox.com
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I'm putting together a little project called Generation Apocalypse Webzine, follow it at: @genpox.bsky.social (the account is run by my daughter Leslie) & check it out at: genpox.com
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Welcome to Generation Apocalypse. For a long and somewhat rambling introduction to what this is all about check this out:
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WELCOME TO GENERATION APOCALYPSE! - Generation Apocalypse
Hello, I’ll be your guide. My name is Nat Murphy and I’m putting together a little project. Or getting it started anyway. I’m not sure what it’s gonna end up looking like in six months (hopefully not ...
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the answer to the question no one asked is:
no I ain't dead yet
the follow up question no one asked:
this is what I've been up to.
[jeb bush please clap voice:] give it a look-see if you got a moment and maybe a little boost. thanks 🙏
no I ain't dead yet
the follow up question no one asked:
this is what I've been up to.
[jeb bush please clap voice:] give it a look-see if you got a moment and maybe a little boost. thanks 🙏
If you had a third completely functional arm, where would you want it to be attached to?
Personally I think I'd want a second right arm facing backwards attached to my left shoulder.
Personally I think I'd want a second right arm facing backwards attached to my left shoulder.
November 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
If you had a third completely functional arm, where would you want it to be attached to?
Personally I think I'd want a second right arm facing backwards attached to my left shoulder.
Personally I think I'd want a second right arm facing backwards attached to my left shoulder.
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Neighbor walking by: *looking warily at my wood chipper’s chute* say, is it normal for trees to bleed like that?
Me: oh yeah all the time. Siberian blood elm! Damn things are everywhere *coolly tosses another body part into the hopper*
Me: oh yeah all the time. Siberian blood elm! Damn things are everywhere *coolly tosses another body part into the hopper*
November 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Neighbor walking by: *looking warily at my wood chipper’s chute* say, is it normal for trees to bleed like that?
Me: oh yeah all the time. Siberian blood elm! Damn things are everywhere *coolly tosses another body part into the hopper*
Me: oh yeah all the time. Siberian blood elm! Damn things are everywhere *coolly tosses another body part into the hopper*
12 Monkeys (1995)
Jesus fucking Christ everyone at this airport gate is coughing, I'm gonna die on this plane
November 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
12 Monkeys (1995)
me talking about a book from the late 1980s:
"It's a tale as old as The Land Before Time."
"It's a tale as old as The Land Before Time."
November 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
me talking about a book from the late 1980s:
"It's a tale as old as The Land Before Time."
"It's a tale as old as The Land Before Time."
Edward Scissorhands could have been called Cool Hand Luke; but Cool Hand Luke couldn't have been called Edward Scissorhands.
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Edward Scissorhands could have been called Cool Hand Luke; but Cool Hand Luke couldn't have been called Edward Scissorhands.
chatgpt could never
November 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
chatgpt could never
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In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
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Kids Love Candied Kidneys!
November 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Kids Love Candied Kidneys!
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Noir PI singing "Punk Rock Girl" at karaoke:
She was a paradox
In a pair o' Docs
In smoke filled break rooms needed fixin
Hunting for a bit of mojo and a beau named Nixon
With a cold streak sweeter than fudge banana swirl
You're a dame fate made for me - Punk Rock Girl.
She was a paradox
In a pair o' Docs
In smoke filled break rooms needed fixin
Hunting for a bit of mojo and a beau named Nixon
With a cold streak sweeter than fudge banana swirl
You're a dame fate made for me - Punk Rock Girl.
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Noir PI singing "Punk Rock Girl" at karaoke:
She was a paradox
In a pair o' Docs
In smoke filled break rooms needed fixin
Hunting for a bit of mojo and a beau named Nixon
With a cold streak sweeter than fudge banana swirl
You're a dame fate made for me - Punk Rock Girl.
She was a paradox
In a pair o' Docs
In smoke filled break rooms needed fixin
Hunting for a bit of mojo and a beau named Nixon
With a cold streak sweeter than fudge banana swirl
You're a dame fate made for me - Punk Rock Girl.
talk to me when your level of couth is no longer *un*
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
talk to me when your level of couth is no longer *un*
Noir PI singing "Punk Rock Girl" at karaoke:
She was a paradox
In a pair o' Docs
In smoke filled break rooms needed fixin
Hunting for a bit of mojo and a beau named Nixon
With a cold streak sweeter than fudge banana swirl
You're a dame fate made for me - Punk Rock Girl.
She was a paradox
In a pair o' Docs
In smoke filled break rooms needed fixin
Hunting for a bit of mojo and a beau named Nixon
With a cold streak sweeter than fudge banana swirl
You're a dame fate made for me - Punk Rock Girl.
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Noir PI singing "Punk Rock Girl" at karaoke:
She was a paradox
In a pair o' Docs
In smoke filled break rooms needed fixin
Hunting for a bit of mojo and a beau named Nixon
With a cold streak sweeter than fudge banana swirl
You're a dame fate made for me - Punk Rock Girl.
She was a paradox
In a pair o' Docs
In smoke filled break rooms needed fixin
Hunting for a bit of mojo and a beau named Nixon
With a cold streak sweeter than fudge banana swirl
You're a dame fate made for me - Punk Rock Girl.
Kids Love Candied Kidneys!
November 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Kids Love Candied Kidneys!
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FUCK SOCIAL MEDIA.
MARRY BOOKS.
KILL AI.
MARRY BOOKS.
KILL AI.
October 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
FUCK SOCIAL MEDIA.
MARRY BOOKS.
KILL AI.
MARRY BOOKS.
KILL AI.
living dangerously - but only vicariously so
November 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
living dangerously - but only vicariously so
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it's lowkey fucked up that candy canes aren't holly flavored
November 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
it's lowkey fucked up that candy canes aren't holly flavored
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Murphy's Law: Whatever can go wrong will go wrong.
Murphy's Crime: Unfuck the impossible.
There's always a choice - never let anyone try to pressure you into going legit.
Murphy's Crime: Unfuck the impossible.
There's always a choice - never let anyone try to pressure you into going legit.
November 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Murphy's Law: Whatever can go wrong will go wrong.
Murphy's Crime: Unfuck the impossible.
There's always a choice - never let anyone try to pressure you into going legit.
Murphy's Crime: Unfuck the impossible.
There's always a choice - never let anyone try to pressure you into going legit.
the confusion here centers on the word *real*:
people are taking this to mean that misandry exists in reality - but this is clearly not the case, so people are taking umbrage.
but misandry is *real* in the same sense as *real estate* - meaning that is ultimately the perogative of the king alone
people are taking this to mean that misandry exists in reality - but this is clearly not the case, so people are taking umbrage.
but misandry is *real* in the same sense as *real estate* - meaning that is ultimately the perogative of the king alone
Misandry is just as real as misogyny.
November 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
the confusion here centers on the word *real*:
people are taking this to mean that misandry exists in reality - but this is clearly not the case, so people are taking umbrage.
but misandry is *real* in the same sense as *real estate* - meaning that is ultimately the perogative of the king alone
people are taking this to mean that misandry exists in reality - but this is clearly not the case, so people are taking umbrage.
but misandry is *real* in the same sense as *real estate* - meaning that is ultimately the perogative of the king alone
Murphy's Law: Whatever can go wrong will go wrong.
Murphy's Crime: Unfuck the impossible.
There's always a choice - never let anyone try to pressure you into going legit.
Murphy's Crime: Unfuck the impossible.
There's always a choice - never let anyone try to pressure you into going legit.
November 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Murphy's Law: Whatever can go wrong will go wrong.
Murphy's Crime: Unfuck the impossible.
There's always a choice - never let anyone try to pressure you into going legit.
Murphy's Crime: Unfuck the impossible.
There's always a choice - never let anyone try to pressure you into going legit.
it's lowkey fucked up that candy canes aren't holly flavored
November 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
it's lowkey fucked up that candy canes aren't holly flavored
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post something random or else you'll have an awful November
(hope I'm not too late!)
(hope I'm not too late!)
November 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
post something random or else you'll have an awful November
(hope I'm not too late!)
(hope I'm not too late!)
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a big hearty duh and everyone associated with deep sea mining is going to hell
First study of its kind finds deep-sea mining waste threatens life and foodwebs in the ocean's dim 'twilight zone'
phys.org/news/2025-11...
phys.org/news/2025-11...
Deep-sea mining waste threatens life and foodwebs in the ocean's dim 'twilight zone,' first study of its kind finds
A new study led by researchers at the University of Hawaii (UH) at Mānoa published in Nature Communications is the first of its kind to show that waste discharged from deep-sea mining operations in th...
phys.org
November 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
a big hearty duh and everyone associated with deep sea mining is going to hell
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dying because the gelatinous cube has a fat 1/8th in it and I can't help myself
June 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
dying because the gelatinous cube has a fat 1/8th in it and I can't help myself
we used to say mean people suck. now we just call them regular people.
November 4, 2025 at 9:33 PM
we used to say mean people suck. now we just call them regular people.
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